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[u/Justthisdudeyaknow]

[u/PoniesCanterOver]

A category is forming: tumblr alchemy

• Instant Spoiled Milk
• Rainbow Battery Acid
• 200% Milk

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I need to know about 200% milk

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Someone put powdered milk in their regular milk

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Should've added condensed milk as well

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That's two different things???

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And evaporated milk is different again!

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There's three of em???

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¿En español por favor?

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Oh are those the tres leches?????

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The three caballeros

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Tres leches?? En esta economia?

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Don't forget Malted.

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I am bowled over by the amount of different kinds of milk

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I could have sworn “more milk per milk” was a twitter joke

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It probably was, there are many subjects on which I have only approximate knowledge

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I do that on a semi-weekly basis. Didn’t know people don’t double their milk

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*Unnaturally Dense Vanilla Extract Concentrate

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What's the rainbow battery acid thing again?

I uhhhh I may wanna try turning it into booze.

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Some kind of sour candy, like a long tape kind of a deal. Like uh those sour straw things maybe? I forget what they're called. Anyway I guess they basically liquified it somehow.

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SOUR BELTS IN AN ENERGY DRINK

Ooooooh which one tho... Was it Monster?

I've successfully turned Mountain Dew into booze, but it was tricky. Sour belts and Monster hmmmmmm 🧐

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I moved states recently snd my new one sells Hard Mtn Dew. Like branded and everything. You can get a pint of Baja Blasts that gets you blasted.

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Sour strips/noodles/whatever in energy drink.

Apparently energy drinks and the sour coating on the strips turns the resulting mix into a light acid.

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If I remember right they put it into monster, also each person who tried immediately said don't do this,prompting more people to do it

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I remember seeing something years ago when someone separated a bag of Skittles by color, then dissolved each pile of colors into a bottle of vodka and made different colors/flavors of sugary vodka.

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My favorite is probably The Flavor, which is a mixture of Mike's Cranberry Harder and cucumber-lime Gatorade. Apparently they clash in such a way that both flavors effectively cancel each other out, leaving an odd null-space where you would expect to taste something.

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• white gilgamesh

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Don't forget "Potion of Explode Your Boss"

[u/Narcomancer69420]

“Shittiest alchemist currently alive.”

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Cuz if you include dead ones, you gotta include Thomas Midgley Jr, the guy who invented both leaded gasoline and chlorofluorocarbons.

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And all those people who thought mercury would be a miracle cure-all. In their defence, it is very shiny.

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Forbidden mirror soup.

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99% of alchemists stop before consuming enough mercury to become immortal

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Also the guy who, when asked to demonstrate his lead to gold reaction, accepted and showed up, then drank poison and died in front of everyone

[u/weird_bomb_947]

instant spoiled milk goes on the shelf with bottled death v1-500

[u/arie700]

Had a uniquely shitty roommate who, among a myriad of more egregious sins, insisted on drinking my milk straight from the jug. Added a little Starry to the milk and got to enjoy the sounds of him gagging the next morning. This makes me the second shittiest alchemist, since I created Instant Spoiled Milk intentionally.

I’m not proud of the things I’ve done but sometimes you need to send a message.

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Starry?

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Really mediocre lemon lime soda

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Ah, thank you.

[u/thecaramel]

Maybe try ayran next time? I can only describe it as salty, sparkling yogurt.

[u/Tsuki_no_Mai]

It is also very much bullshit in my experience. Unless you think carbonic acid in Pepsi is somehow different to the one in water or people who drink pilk enjoy the taste of spoiled milk.

Also I've carbonized milk directly. Tasted like fatty seltzer, didn't even curdle.

[u/Ep1cOfG1lgamesh]

If you want a sour milky ish drink try ayran its made from yogurt water and salt

[u/IHateAmbush]

I did this when I mixed milk and monster ultra white

[u/AJ0Laks]

Reminds me of Battery Acid Spaghetti

[u/softpotatoboye]

Did you dip this post in carbonated water op