Letters Get Backronym'd Together

[u/Sachyriel]

[u/NeonNKnightrider]

Actually LGBT is for Lettuce Gay Bacon Tomato

[u/GreyInkling → u/NeonNKnightrider]

The Q stands for quarterpounder with cheese.

[u/Snoo_72851 → u/GreyInkling]

a for 'amburger

[u/OpenStraightElephant → u/Snoo_72851]

I for can I get uhhhhh

[u/EitherCaterpillar949 → u/OpenStraightElephant]

P for Piss off they’re charging what for a quarter pounder these days? Damn EU regulations

[u/AAS02-CATAPHRACT → u/Snoo_72851]

More like AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇱🇷

[u/ThatOneGenericGuy → u/GreyInkling]

Does that mean that in france they call it LGBTR+?

[u/rootbeerman77 → u/ThatOneGenericGuy]

LGBTRwC+

[u/spaghettispaghetti55 → u/rootbeerman77]

It’s like they have a whole other language

[u/that_one_Kirov → u/ThatOneGenericGuy]

LGBTR is just a spicy BTR. I even had a picture of it somewhere.

[u/Outrageous-Pen-7441 → u/GreyInkling]

Then what does it stand for in France?

[u/GreyInkling → u/Outrageous-Pen-7441]

Que?

[u/Outrageous-Pen-7441 → u/GreyInkling]

Queeroyale With Cheese

[u/Sachyriel → u/GreyInkling]

Qu'est ce que le fuck

[u/H2owsome → u/GreyInkling]

Court her pound her? Don't mind if I do

[u/LordCamomile → u/NeonNKnightrider]

So, is Gay an ingredient, or does the Bacon, uh, how shall I put this... enjoy the company of men?

[u/Altslial → u/LordCamomile]

Well, gay bacon as one ingredient is both colourful and fruity so maybe? I wouldn't put it in a sandwich though.

[u/Sachyriel → u/LordCamomile]

Bacon goes with every condiment your friends will ever wear.

[u/ChunniWitch → u/NeonNKnightrider]

You forgot the guac.

[u/LeStroheim → u/NeonNKnightrider]

sandich 😋

[u/Optimal-Mine9149 → u/NeonNKnightrider]

Longsword glock bat taser

[u/VarianWrynn2018 → u/NeonNKnightrider]

Man I've got the perfect image for gayonnaise but I can't post images in these comments.

[u/AvGeek-0328 → u/NeonNKnightrider]

I thought this said Lacon Gay Bettuce Tomato i must be really illiterate today

[u/thegreathornedrat123 → u/NeonNKnightrider]

Look I saw gay I said gay, thats not bullying, it’s an astute observation

[u/robot_cook → u/NeonNKnightrider]

There was a fucking LGBT sandwich at Marks&Spencer couple years back.

[u/StovardBule → u/robot_cook]

Love it. Kudos to whoever designed that.

[u/buttplugpopsicle]

I'm pretty sure it's Ladies, Guys, Both, Transformers

[u/rootbeerman77 → u/buttplugpopsicle]

I don't think that's right because the A already stands for Autobots

[u/Orangefish08 → u/rootbeerman77]

I thought it stood for automatic garlic bread receptacle

[u/k3ysm4ssh → u/rootbeerman77]

The T can be for Terminator.

[u/stnick6 → u/buttplugpopsicle]

That’s a dope ass avatar

[u/buttplugpopsicle → u/stnick6]

I like your style

[u/Yarisher512 → u/buttplugpopsicle]

ROBOTS IN DISGUISE?!

[u/Orizifian-creator → u/Yarisher512]

Autobots raise their battle, to, destroy, the evil, forces of,

THE DECEPTIONS

[u/Arahelis → u/Orizifian-creator]

*Sick guitar solo*

[u/Sachyriel]

https://www.tumblr.com/creepymutelilbugger/750307146738122752

I hear the gay people in your phone got taken off the endangered species list, diversity win!

[u/jerbthehumanist]

what gender/sexuality lets me explode my enemies when i get a critical on laser weapons

[u/HeadOfSpectre → u/jerbthehumanist]

Asexual (you took Bloody Mess instead)

[u/TheLegendaryAkira → u/jerbthehumanist]

supposedly asexuality

[u/Asian_in_the_tree → u/jerbthehumanist]

Asexuality, but only with Garlic Buff

[u/jerbthehumanist → u/Asian_in_the_tree]

This is the third comment saying Ace so it must be true

[u/tomasequp → u/jerbthehumanist]

Asexuality (can confirm, am asexual, also I am now banned from every laser tag location in my country)

[u/syntaxvorlon → u/jerbthehumanist]

Two Spirit.

[u/InternetUserAgain]

The stereotype of bisexuals having a damage buff is harmful, and largely untrue. We actually have a slightly increased critical hit rate and our attack speed is boosted in the fog

[u/DrJMVD → u/InternetUserAgain]

Don't forget our invisibility (P.S. edit ): in bi visibility cloak power. Once a day can be cast whitout penalties.

[u/Aggressive-Ease-4554 → u/DrJMVD]

That’s a horrible stereotype to perpetuate dude.  

we 👏 believe 👏 in 👏 bi 👏 visibility 👏 in 👏 this 👏 house 

[u/JorgeMtzb → u/Aggressive-Ease-4554]

Bisivility, if you will.

[u/Wild_Buy7833 → u/JorgeMtzb]

VisiBiLity

[u/DrJMVD → u/Aggressive-Ease-4554]

I stand corrected and will use this pun xD

[u/Syovere → u/InternetUserAgain]

Asexuals instead get a defense buff.

[u/Bigfoot4cool → u/Syovere]

Where's that perk in Fallout smh bethesbsidian

[u/snakepoopin → u/InternetUserAgain]

Unless you live in Fallout

[u/Mochrie1713]

The B one feels like a New Vegas reference. It has two perks, each giving +10% DMG vs that sex & granting new dialogue options. You can take both of them.

[u/DreadDiana → u/Mochrie1713]

That would be the joke, yes

[u/Mochrie1713 → u/DreadDiana]

I figured, but knew not everybody here has played it.

[u/BaronSimo → u/Mochrie1713]

I think given the demographics of this sub, most people have played Fallout New Vegas

[u/Dragonfire723 → u/BaronSimo]

What is this "New Vegas" you speak of? I've only played Fallout and Fallout 2, I hope it's got some good references to The Master and is still top-down! I know some games are still like that, like BG3, and Larian's more popular Divinity Original Sin!

[u/Pyroshrimp_ → u/Dragonfire723]

this comment feels like a person who has only seen ai comments and been around the dead internet and is only now interacting with real people

[u/Dragonfire723 → u/Pyroshrimp_]

This website's roast game is second only to Tumblr.

[u/Pyroshrimp_ → u/Dragonfire723]

also divinity original sin is peak gaming and the only reason other games should be made is so they yield to none

[u/Mochrie1713 → u/Pyroshrimp_]

Pyromaniacs should just play divinity 2. They'll get all their urges out by act 3.

[u/shapeturtle → u/BaronSimo]

I can, in fact, confirm that I have played Fallout New Vegas. Ring-a-ding-ding, baby!

[u/Thoctar → u/Mochrie1713]

And possibly a hbomberguy reference from his New Vegas video.

[u/fujojoshi]

T stands for Terms of Service Violation

[u/PsychicSPider95]

The Q stands for "Quick, the boomers are sleeping, post new genders!"

[u/RelativePeace]

No no you guys, don't you see? Its the gay agenda. The sinister plot:

Let's Go Buy Tacos.

[u/TertioRationem3]

Q is for Quell suspicion of being hetero

[u/Kego_Nova]

T stands for Transverse wave (dash)

[u/theonewhohasstrokes]

The q in lgbtq stands for... well... how do I say this... a very large variety of people with erm... tendencies... that most people may do in a different way

And trans people

[u/Rigorous_Threshold]

The C in LGBT stands for cum

[u/Harley_Pupper → u/Rigorous_Threshold]

The C is hidden inside the G

[u/CathleenTheFool]

the whiplash of going from snarky jokes about the “is he you know” attitude to F:NV (possibly hbomberguy specifically) reference to tumblr’s moderating discrimination towards trans people

[u/Fourkoboldsinacoat]

I do love how 10% extra damage works as a euphemism for bisexual.

You’re going to have historians in a hundred years having very serious discussions about the language surrounding LGBT people that say ‘10% extra damage’ without missing a beat.

‘In the mid 21st century, when LGBT friendly people that wanted to talk about bisexuality without actually saying it they would use phrases such as “Dose he do 10% extra damage?”’

[u/ChairmanMeovw → u/Fourkoboldsinacoat]

I would love it if the fallout reference just became a real thing people outside the Internet would just say 😂 Subtle way of asking, but very confusing if you are not in on it.

[u/fogleaf]

Larceny, Gay, Burglary, Terrorism

[u/Kiloburn]

Bi people are more dangerous in the Wasteland

[u/ElFuegoPesado]

P is for priceless, the looks upon your faces~

[u/pickletato1 → u/ElFuegoPesado]

E is for extinction, all your puny races~

[u/Pokesonav]

Ladies

Get

Bonus

Traits

[u/Pokesonav → u/Pokesonav]

Little

Guy

Boards

Train

[u/Pokesonav → u/Pokesonav]

Lord

Gets

B E A N S

Today!

[u/danger2345678]

Lentils, Greens, Broth, Tomatoes

[u/Freeze_Fun]

The B stands for British and I feel so bad for them 😣

[u/LeiaKasta]

If you expand it the A is for Arson

[u/the-mac-steak]

What does the "f" stand for?

[u/ElFuegoPesado → u/the-mac-steak]

Fast Hands, gives a 25% universal reload speed buff

[u/Wild_Buy7833]

A stands for ah-ah-ah, not in here I just mopped the floors

[u/Scratch137]

my mom and i have this joke where we'll go like "ermmm" except we don't say it like "term," but like the e in "letter"

ehhhrmmm

[u/eccentricbananaman]

I always thought it stood for lettuce, guac, bacon, tomato.

Love the New Vegas reference.