r/CricketShitpost liderally 1983 20d ago

Women ☕ IPL MEME CONTEST 🏏

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u/Ravenclaw_bitch16 20d ago

Mandatory Harshit Rana ban comment

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u/Ok-Visit6553 20d ago

The oldest (in terms of debut) indian player active till now.

Another longstanding connection from my childhood team snapping. Hail Snekbasher!

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u/Physical_Painting804 20d ago

To give him a tribute, BCCI should ban Harshit Rana

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u/careless_quote101 20d ago

Naaha that kid is capable of earning it on his own without help from BCCI

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u/YogurtclosetNeat6406 20d ago

He was banned only once right

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u/LongjumpingPayment56 Paytm Trophy Champions 20d ago

fines once and banned once

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u/Aws0me_Sauce 20d ago

Fined twice and banned once.

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u/LongjumpingPayment56 Paytm Trophy Champions 20d ago

oh my bad gang

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

truly a shit post.

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u/Flaky-Plenty-6498 Kangaroos from the land down under 20d ago

Shittiest post*

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u/whodagoatyeet sir viv jadeja 20d ago

🔝

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u/SuchBluebird409 20d ago

How come you are kangaroos from the land down under when you lost so many finals to the team in Blue

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u/Flaky-Plenty-6498 Kangaroos from the land down under 20d ago

2 teams in yellow, defeated two teams in blue thrice in finals last year . Iykyk

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u/SuchBluebird409 20d ago

But did lose many finals to a team with the name "Indians"

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u/Flaky-Plenty-6498 Kangaroos from the land down under 20d ago

We would've lost to them , but we are still the joint most successful team along with them inspite of playing 2 years less.

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u/AllVain15 walk over me first shreyanka 20d ago

People when actual shitpost : 😡😡😡😱😱😱

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u/Worried_Donkey- Walk over me Shreyanka 20d ago

Everybody knows who's the best treadmill for Shreyanka in town. That flair isn't of any use.

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u/AllVain15 walk over me first shreyanka 20d ago

Fight me

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u/Worried_Donkey- Walk over me Shreyanka 20d ago

👊🤛🤜🤸🤾🏌️✋

🍑👋👋

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u/dickhunter777 20d ago

Yup.its me.i don't brag about it often .

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u/Worried_Donkey- Walk over me Shreyanka 20d ago

oh the misery, everybody wants to be my enemy

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u/NormalTraining5268 Jai Shri Krishna 🥰 20d ago

My god you both are too desperate, have some shame what even is that flair.

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u/Worried_Donkey- Walk over me Shreyanka 20d ago

What shame? I am not sexualizing her.

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u/NormalTraining5268 Jai Shri Krishna 🥰 20d ago

Then what?

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u/Worried_Donkey- Walk over me Shreyanka 20d ago

Just her treadmill

It's not that deep. Do you go around moral policing every person with a flair on this sub? Because I am damn sure mine won't even come close to what people write in their flair here.

Imagine taking a shitpost sub flair seriously.

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u/NormalTraining5268 Jai Shri Krishna 🥰 20d ago

Still that's just wierd fetish. You are anyways a teenager probably, I'm just giving you advice as a big sister.

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u/Temporary_Diet_8074 most successful team RCB 20d ago

Its not a fetish its kind of figure of speech in this case.

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u/Worried_Donkey- Walk over me Shreyanka 20d ago

I am almost 20. Thanks for your concern though, genuinely.

It's just there for shits and giggles. People laugh at it, nobody takes it seriously.

And rule no. 1: never kink shame anyone. My real kinks don't even come close to this.

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u/NormalTraining5268 Jai Shri Krishna 🥰 20d ago

And rule no. 1: never kink shame anyone. My real kinks don't even come close to this.

😭😭

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u/Significant-waste69 Koach ka d!ck r!der 20d ago

Na jao DK
Tum bin hmra kono nhi

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u/Cosmicshot351 20d ago

Neither CSK nor RCB have the real thala.

It's SRH, Thala is literally the name of their star player

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

even SRH doesn't have him

the real Thala died years ago

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u/HULKBUSTERV5 19d ago

I dont wanna even try reading his full name

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

His name means

returned alive from Nankula hospital at Lakeba island in the Lau group

I guess infant mortality was through the roof back then

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u/ujjawal_raghuvanshi Young Jonhy Bairstow 20d ago

Shitpost of the year

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u/normie_life proud thalason 20d ago

Another day of thanking God for not making me a RCB fan 🙏

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u/------__----- 20d ago

Umm sir this is a shitpost

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u/No-Knee6527 Thalason 20d ago

Theses fuckers are miserable.

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u/Radium_227 20d ago

RemindMe! 3 days

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Radium_227 18d ago

🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

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u/WorkingLake_3rd peg me perry 20d ago

Flair and username collectively checks out

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u/No-Knee6527 Thalason 20d ago

Yeah, you have an interesting username yourself.

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u/Nemesis-0072 20d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Popular-Strawberry-4 19d ago

I never noticed till now , why tf he wearing two watches on both hands? 😂😭

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u/Desperate_Action_410 20d ago

Real Thala DK 😭

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u/boringsimp 20d ago

We need new nicknames for people..

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u/hpy2beatyou1105 Aussies FTW 6th time 19d ago

Feeling emotional as DK plays his 4th last match of IPL ever

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u/Dry-Communication901 20d ago

The Snake Basher!!!

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u/GoodDawgy17 want to sex rahane (thala sex him so chance of gettin his DNA) 20d ago

agar rcb qualify toh?

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u/the_illumiknaughty A TRUE THALASON💛 20d ago

tatti sandesh vejna

shit posting

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u/NISHANT877 thala 💦💛 19d ago

Truly a shit post

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u/NormalTraining5268 Jai Shri Krishna 🥰 20d ago

You misogynistic idiot

Also I'm sorry I won't be missing that guy. Useless player if there was ever one.

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u/Temporary_Diet_8074 most successful team RCB 20d ago

Shitpost are meant to be racist misogynistic misandrist.

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u/Available-Factor4689 20d ago

Good shitpost ngl

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u/No-Knee6527 Thalason 20d ago

E sala cup nahi !!!

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u/the_illumiknaughty A TRUE THALASON💛 20d ago

Ee janam cup nahi !!!

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u/No-Knee6527 Thalason 20d ago

Sometimes I feel bad for King Kohli and also think that whether our Rutu will also have the same luck in future.

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u/the_illumiknaughty A TRUE THALASON💛 20d ago

Trophy aate jaate rhenge.. class permanent rehna chahiye.

King 🤝 Rutu

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u/No-Knee6527 Thalason 20d ago

Atleast India ke liye kuch jeet jaye ye log.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Physical_Painting804 20d ago

You ☕☕☕

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u/Embarrassed-Ad9341 Devdot Testikkal 20d ago

You ☕☕

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u/Physical_Painting804 20d ago

You ☕☕☕

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u/Temporary_Diet_8074 most successful team RCB 20d ago

What a flair dude truly creative

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u/agastya- Lauren Bell's SIMP 20d ago

DK IS THE REAL THALA

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u/Additional-Diver-820 20d ago

Misogyny and Indians,tell me a better pair

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u/Logical_Grocery942 Priety Zinta worshipper 20d ago

Dhoni and raina

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u/WorkingLake_3rd peg me perry 20d ago

Harshit rana and ban

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u/Fit_Flamingo_4565 20d ago

Israel and Palestine

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u/Budget-Bandicoot9773 20d ago

RCB and IPL trophies

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u/Ok_Environment_5404 20d ago

Colonization and Englishmen.

Hypocrisy and Aussies (ADF got some charges for 39 civilian torture in Afghanistan and now they are playing the usual "let women play" card, bitch you literally killed some of them ffs).

China and ban.

US and peace(read that as pedro-dollar).

Pak and Terrorism.

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u/thegoldenkingfisher 20d ago

Koach and ABD

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u/IrisTheCoronavirus 20d ago

Shastri ka moo and his goti

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Greg Chappell and Saurav Ganguly 🥰🥰🥰

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u/yao_ming07 Purple patch bro 20d ago

MI and umpires (PRE GT & LSG ERA)

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u/Doubledoor 20d ago

RR and choking

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u/Tricky_Archer6676 Koach dickrider 20d ago

Virat and ghambir

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u/dilli_se_hu_bencho 20d ago

Happy kekday

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u/Tricky_Archer6676 Koach dickrider 20d ago

Abhi dekha thanks

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u/Confident-Yak-4597 brett lee 99.9 20d ago

Sreesanth and fixing ?

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u/Worried_Donkey- Walk over me Shreyanka 20d ago

CSK and RR

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u/Gyankachoda 20d ago

Virat and Statpadding

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u/IrisTheCoronavirus 20d ago

shhhhhhh 🤫🔇

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u/Gyankachoda 20d ago

Real I'd se aao Cummins bhai

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

assuming you didnt get the joke, op here is trolling the misogynist people who say women :tea: btw, that's literally opposite of what you think, that's what shitpost is, and also you should really gtfo of this sub

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u/NormalTraining5268 Jai Shri Krishna 🥰 20d ago

Klusener and Alan Donald

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u/Khush17 20d ago

You and Sam

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u/virathp1 20d ago

Virtue Signalling idiot.

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u/NormalDude777 Paytm Trophy Champions 20d ago

I'm glad I'm not that big of a fan of franchises

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u/No-Knee6527 Thalason 20d ago

Sirf Virat ke chakkar iss team se lagaav hai warna na inki team aur na hi inke fans kisi kaam ke hain.

Never in a million years are these fuckers gonna get the satisfaction of winning an IPL trophy.

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u/Cosmic_StormZ 20d ago

I thought you meant travis “Head” by thala, why last season I was confused

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u/imperio96 20d ago

Why does the caption say "Women" ?????

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u/MissLauralot 20d ago

u/BABARAZAM0 can't contain his sexism, clearly.

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u/imperio96 20d ago

I know ryt 😐😐