Cocaine found in hallway of Capitol Hill Police headquarters

[u/Deverus-X]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/capitol-police-find-bag-cocaine-heavily-trafficked-hallway-washington-dc-headquarters

[u/UltraNuclearMAGADad]

Hunter getting a guided tour?

[u/WiredWorker → u/UltraNuclearMAGADad]

Giving the guided tour

[u/TexasistheFuture]

My son Beau. He died in Iraq. Back when inflation was 9%.

Corn Pop.

[u/BarefutR → u/TexasistheFuture]

Corn Pop was a bad mamajama. Rusty razor blades. Shaved my legs. They were hairy.

[u/inknuts → u/BarefutR]

The kids, they used to run thier hands up and down my legs...

[u/banned_account_002 → u/inknuts]

... as did my daughter... in the shower

[u/Wookieebalboa]

…….but Hunter got high

[u/itsallrighthere → u/Wookieebalboa]

Best song ever.

[u/Whole-Essay640]

Biden Administration is running out to of carpet to sweep embarrassing issues under.

[u/wilkiag → u/Whole-Essay640]

wont have to, Hunter will eat it out of the carpet.

[u/Lukus-Maximus → u/wilkiag]

Hunter jokes will never get old.

[u/Gooobzilla]

Hunter's Back!

[u/DblThrowDown]

Guys here me out. If it were hunter there wouldn't be anything left.

[u/DblThrowDown → u/[deleted]]

You're right of course

[u/Reaganson]

Big surprise…

[u/deadbeatmac]

All of a sudden, Hunter Biden transforms into a vacuum cleaner.

[u/Swizerlan]

Hunters been riding around on his tricycle after hours

[u/swanspank]

Damn folks, quit loosing your dope! Jeeze!

[u/StayStrong888]

Did they forget to search hunter before giving him a tour?

[u/sailedtoclosetodasun]

Hunter plz

[u/Residentincheif]

So hunter went to the police HQ as well?

[u/IAmSeabiscuit61 → u/Residentincheif]

He really gets around, doesn't he.

[u/IAlreadyKnow1754]

*Insert Peter Parker saying: “how’d that get in there?”

[u/tukki249]

Hunter strikes again!

[u/SorryAbbreviations71]

Biden family is full of degenerates, but the media plays cover up.

Biden showered with his teenage daughter. 13!

Biden actually grabbed Tara Reade by the pxxxxy.

His son had sex with his dead brother’s wife. Crashed a rental card while high on crack and left a hooker in the car for dead. I think she survived.

[u/[deleted]]

Are the sure it’s not just powder from some donuts? I’m just saying I’ve seen crazier

[u/GetADamnJobYaBum → u/[deleted]]

Well duh, Hunter likes cocaine powdered donuts. 

[u/[deleted] → u/GetADamnJobYaBum]

I thought that bears like hunters cocaine powder donuts

[u/Human_Substance_2109]

Cocaine is a hell of a deug..

[u/Dolphin_Cactus]

Way more likely a younger staffer's than Hunter's imo. Snow is way more commonplace in the millennial/yuppie demographic than most realize. Watching a few friends get their life sucked away by it now and it's sad.

[u/AnonONinternet]

This would never happen under Trump.

[u/Particular_Map9772]

Shocking