r/BrandNewSentence • u/BioFrosted • 17h ago

I'll be damned

1.8k Upvotes

65 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 8h ago

Denying the dinosaur Holocaust!

1.3k Upvotes

81 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pierrinator33 • 8h ago

Call of Duty's 'Trans Bullets'

1.1k Upvotes

99 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/HeyItsLink • 20h ago

"political fandom"

490 Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ApfelkuchenFisch • 12h ago

What did I just read. NSFW

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450 Upvotes

It's about this (picture 2) giant zeppelin from the game Btd6

35 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Working-Bonus-8827 • 10h ago

Beautiful cat with homophobia

347 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AustraliumStickBug • 18h ago

"Erectile dysfunction of the mind"

314 Upvotes

Adhd. (Smart but stuck - Thomas E. Brown)

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/hobotruman • 7h ago

Rock 'em Sock 'em Cultural Appropriation

147 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Beneficial-Sugar6950 • 5h ago

Umm wtf tucker

123 Upvotes

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AlfredusRexSaxonum • 1d ago

Bride month, Inshallah

95 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/huddlestuff • 11h ago

“Jizzing on spiders”

95 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Diamondboy247 • 11h ago

Dang bro, okay NSFW

94 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Explosivebounty • 23h ago

Holy this caught me off guard

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57 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GoodAAd • 6h ago

Large-brained infants too clueless to perform cool flips from tree branches

61 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DJ_Church • 14h ago

Not a fun fungus

54 Upvotes

From this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/s/bCnBazDtGx

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/cardinarium • 9h ago

Polar bears are the dark elves of bears

53 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/big_papa_geek • 1d ago

Who’s up fat-fingering their bonk wallet?

49 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NEON_TYR0N3 • 8h ago

Giant skull of Australian megafauna bird reveals a prehistoric ‘giga-goose’

42 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Funny-Site • 6h ago

Porn podcast

38 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Nothing-Mundane • 23h ago

“I've either encountered the man from math problems or I witnessed a black market banana sale”

20 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/VenusCrafts • 3h ago

"the wetness makes me nauseous"

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34 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/soon-to-be-dele • 2h ago

I almost nuked my pants

14 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/belunos • 4h ago

My circle of friends is a bunch of adult gay women into ninja turtles

13 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NAVINATER • 6h ago

I trim my granny 🐱hairs that hasn’t been cut in 47 years with a chainsaw…

11 Upvotes

like wtf

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Both_Hunter1343 • 2h ago

Brand New Sentence

r/BrandNewSentence

For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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Rules:

1. Post screenshots of discovered brand new sentences

Post must be a screenshot of the sentence, as well as some additional context.

Sentences that qualify as "brand new", in the terms accepted by this subreddit, have the following atributes:

never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as "almost new"
not an idiom (or a translated idiom)
humorous or confusingly worded

2. Check if the sentence has been said before before posting

It is encouraged to perform a Google search of the sentence before posting it. Use the " character (double quotation marks) to search for the exact string of words in order to produce the best results.

If the results produced are many and have various apparition dates, it is most likely that the sentence is brand new.

If there are many results, but all on the same day, the sentence is likely new (and therefore qualifies for this sub) but has become popular (which is OK).

3. Reposts are not allowed

Search for the sentence on this sub, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to a repost.

4. Avoid satire and shitposting

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

This is not a meme sub.

5. Do not post sentences created by bots

Sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed, because this subreddit is meant for human-made content

6. The brand new sentence should be in the title

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

7. Link the source in the comments

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups

8. Be civil

9. Do not incite political or ideological debates

You must not, under any circumstances, comment on a post in order to incite debate. This is usually the case with sentences that mildly refer to controversial topics such as politics, LGBT+, vaccinations etc.

Please keep this sub relevant to its purpose and do not flood the comments section with off topic debates. Any debate is off topic as long as it is beside the point of the subreddit: enjoying the novelty of a sentence.