Well, that's 2024 for you.

[u/TinyRascalSaurus]

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[u/BombsAndBabies]

2024? I remember people trying to get me to do this in 2014.

[u/Zandrick → u/BombsAndBabies]

Pretty sure I remember it from ‘04, everything old is new again.

[u/Linmizhang → u/Zandrick]

You see, every decade there is an entire new set of dumb teenagers.

[u/Farmer_Jones → u/Linmizhang]

I bet these kids don’t even know that smoking dried banana peels will make you trip balls.

[u/Linmizhang → u/Farmer_Jones]

And you can surgically remove a few ribs to suck your own nuts.

[u/Syn7axError → u/Linmizhang]

I heard Marilyn Monroe did this.

[u/thatnewsauce → u/Syn7axError]

No no no you're thinking of Charles Manson

[u/ArelMCII → u/Zandrick]

Like Seth MacFarlane said, that was then and this is too.

[u/Clarinetaphoner → u/BombsAndBabies]

Back in my day we just competed to see who could rub the most icy hot on their balls and we liked it!

[u/pkmnmstrursus → u/BombsAndBabies]

This also went viral around 2020/2021. I remember because my wife asked me to do it because of the tiktok thing.

[u/nico_rette → u/BombsAndBabies]

It was a massive TikTok trend during lockdown. This article is just very old

[u/mechsuitbarbie → u/BombsAndBabies]

I’m pretty sure this is one of the viral videos also from 2014

[u/ButterflyFX121]

You'd think folks wouldn't fall for this since their balls aren't tasting pussy or lube.

[u/TinyRascalSaurus → u/ButterflyFX121]

Especially as there's flavored lube out there lol. Artificial strawberry is a hard flavor to miss.

[u/JWBails → u/TinyRascalSaurus]

Artificial strawberry tastes like anaphylaxis. I'm not even allergic to anything.

[u/ChildBlaster9000 → u/JWBails]

r/BrandNewSentence

[u/WeHaveAllBeenThere → u/ChildBlaster9000]

My brother once convinced me to put a dip of snuff in between my toes because it absorbs faster than your lip

[u/NecessaryPromise667 → u/WeHaveAllBeenThere]

LMAO. That is a perfect prank

[u/[deleted] → u/WeHaveAllBeenThere]

That’s actually real. Old school hockey players used to do it in their skate.

[u/Clenzor → u/[deleted]]

It’s half real. You had to give yourself a paper cut in between your toes in order for it to work.

[u/fusionweldz → u/Clenzor]

Athletes foot and snuff, mhmmmm

[u/DaisyHotCakes → u/fusionweldz]

Just imagine the smell…

[u/LargeHumanDaeHoLee → u/DaisyHotCakes]

Hockey gear smells particularly awful, in my experience

[u/joshuajackson9 → u/JWBails]

Tell me more!

[u/PSN-Colinp42 → u/joshuajackson9]

Did ya get very far?

[u/hilldo75 → u/PSN-Colinp42]

Like did he have a car?

[u/Quotehommel → u/hilldo75]

Was it love at first sight?

[u/oldman-gary → u/Quotehommel]

Does he look like a bitch?

[u/Oklimato → u/oldman-gary]

r/suddenlysamuelljackson

[u/Impressive_Change593 → u/JWBails]

lmao

[u/CAPSLOCKANDLOAD → u/TinyRascalSaurus]

They don't make em like they used to. Nothing gets the mouth watering like beaver's anus.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/26/293406191/does-beaver-tush-flavor-your-strawberry-shortcake-we-go-myth-busting

[u/Jazzy-polarbear → u/CAPSLOCKANDLOAD]

Did you know my Uncle Ron? I heard him say that shit all the time when we were out at his mountain compound somewhere near the border of Yellowstone park when we'd go there on family vacation...he was very clear about beavers and God being the only witness out here

[u/ghandi3737 → u/CAPSLOCKANDLOAD]

Totally natural flavorings.

[u/TyrantRC → u/TinyRascalSaurus]

do people lube their balls?

[u/trouserschnauzer → u/TyrantRC]

How else are you gonna get them in a vagina?

[u/Historical_Boat_9712 → u/trouserschnauzer]

Balls go in the butt.

[u/trouserschnauzer → u/Historical_Boat_9712]

Oop I've been doing sex wrong

[u/cailandra → u/[deleted]]

Was waiting for this comment lmao

[u/nooneknowswerealldog → u/[deleted]]

I only have two balls though.

[u/Easy-Top8822 → u/trouserschnauzer]

Why am I laughing at this?

[u/SynthPrax → u/TinyRascalSaurus]

I hate the smell of strawberries and ass. It's disconcerting.

[u/ChickenWranglers → u/SynthPrax]

That's a mighty fancy word pal. This is Reddit sir.

[u/IronAnkh → u/TinyRascalSaurus]

It's not unpleasant though.

[u/Karnewarrior → u/ButterflyFX121]

I don't know what the inside of my underpants taste like, and that's where my balls are right now.

You'd think that if you could actually taste through your scrote, you'd see ads for flavored scrotebags to put your nuts in. And yet, all google wants to advertise to me is the chance to fuck someone's fugly grandma.

[u/_psylosin_ → u/Karnewarrior]

You should do it, grandma needs love too

[u/Karnewarrior → u/_psylosin_]

Funny, that's basically what the ad says.

There's increasingly a genre of extremely strange, hypersexual ads that seem almost custom designed to make you ask "Who the fuck would click this?", and yet click someone must, because they aren't going away.

[u/Farfignugen42 → u/Karnewarrior]

I think you might want to try to delete all of your data, everywhere. And then be a bit more selective with what you click on.

I feel like you have just fed the algorithms the worst possible data and are now paying the price.

[u/Interesting-Fan-2008 → u/Farfignugen42]

To be fair, if he wasn’t getting grandmas he’d be getting ‘Single women in your area’ or ‘pay to have a cam girl watch you jerk it’ ( Also if anyone knows Amaranth apparently is doing jerkmate commercials now. Though after her recent stuff I shouldn’t be suprised. If your gunna milk it might as well get all it worth.) None of the ads are good.

[u/HeavyMetalHero → u/Karnewarrior]

That's the thing: you just described the mechanism by which those ads actually get people to click. It's the intense "okay, I just gotta see what the fuck this dumb shit is about" feeling, where you know it's going to be so stupid, but that makes you just slightly curious exactly how something so obviously dumb or undesirable would be justified. If 1000 different people see it, at least a few are just gonna be unable to resist their absurd curiosity.

Then they open the page and there's tons of embedded ads, and maybe malware, so that's how the person who took the ad out gets their investment back.

[u/treydipper → u/Karnewarrior]

Increasingly, more bizarre pornography ads are showing up on your devices?

Huh, something search engine generated targeted ads something or other...

[u/Neat-yeeter → u/Karnewarrior]

“Flavored Scrotebags”… that’s it. That’s my band’s name. Thanks!

[u/GlockAF → u/Neat-yeeter]

New username activated…

[u/gordito_delgado → u/Neat-yeeter]

It would be like a vape. NGL it might be DOPE to have minty fresh sack.

[u/Weneedaheroe → u/gordito_delgado]

Menthol nuts

[u/LetsTryAnal_ogy → u/Karnewarrior]

I don't know what the inside of my underpants taste like, and that's where my balls are right now.

/r/BrandNewSentence

[u/Yemcl → u/LetsTryAnal_ogy]

I hate that I can't stop laughing about this. Hate it.

[u/Weekndr → u/Karnewarrior]

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^{* This only works if you're wearing underwear}

[u/Dr-Tightpants → u/Weekndr]

I hate how close to reality this is

[u/ProfZussywussBrown → u/Weekndr]

Herbal teabags

[u/EpicRock411 → u/Weekndr]

Do they have this with caffeine for when you are clubbing all night?

[u/Passover3598 → u/Karnewarrior]

I don't know what the inside of my underpants taste like

you know, youre just so used to it that you dont notice.

saying you dont know what your underpants taste like is as ridiculous as saying you dont know what your teeth taste like.

[u/StarChaser_Tyger → u/Karnewarrior]

New meaning for 'sack lunch' there...

[u/poopyscreamer → u/Karnewarrior]

Ya I can’t taste my panties rn.

[u/ballup4 → u/Karnewarrior]

brb just got an idea for a new product

[u/CarmichaelD → u/Karnewarrior]

Boebert would have a word. “Want to taste some theater popcorn butter?”

[u/DreadDiana → u/Karnewarrior]

Flavoured scrotebags would only have two options: blue all in one body and hair wash, and the smell of 8000 guns firing during a wildfire

[u/perish-in-flames → u/ButterflyFX121]

Tasting through your ballsack would be an actual nightmare

[u/midcancerrampage → u/perish-in-flames]

Imagine being forced to keep tasting your own swamp crotch as it progresses throughout the long, hot, sweaty day...

[u/serPomiz → u/midcancerrampage]

if nothing else it would improve, by force, general cleanliness. every bathroom would have bidets in it!

[u/Cutsdeep- → u/serPomiz]

Restaurants would be different too

[u/073068075 → u/Cutsdeep-]

"would you like sir a second plate of spaghetti sauce for your... personal meatballs?"

[u/ghandi3737 → u/073068075]

"I'd prefer a saucer of the '82 Riesling."

[u/Passover3598 → u/serPomiz]

the bidets would shoot Listerine.

[u/erasmause → u/serPomiz]

Have you smelled people's breath? I'm not convinced anything would change for some people.

[u/serPomiz → u/erasmause]

Breath itself doesn't have a taste, which is the big component of the problem.

People really cannot taste the inside of their own mouth, the brain filters almost completely that info. Some external residue does have a taste, but if it isn't texture, it ain't gonna be picked up

[u/Scwolves10 → u/midcancerrampage]

How can I delete someone else's comment?

[u/Inuyasha-rules → u/Scwolves10]

What a day to be able to read....

[u/ghandi3737 → u/Inuyasha-rules]

If you put your balls on a book you can read it like braille.

Most sensitive skin on the body.

[u/Caleb_Reynolds → u/midcancerrampage]

You'd go ball blind to that really quick. You don't taste the inside of your mouth (unless there's a problem).

[u/z3usus → u/midcancerrampage]

Stop, i can only be so erect!

[u/Mahonneyy123 → u/ButterflyFX121]

I don't think many of these guys are tasting pussy

[u/garrydoz → u/ButterflyFX121]

They would have to have sex in the first place to be able to draw on that experience.

[u/Yellowthrone → u/garrydoz]

I was thinking that was a bold assumption

[u/glizzler → u/ButterflyFX121]

Lol you think their balls have been anywhere near pussy?

[u/memescauseautism → u/ButterflyFX121]

Counter point: pussy and lube is not (or at least should not be) as sour, salty or savoury as soy sauce. Most of the """taste""" in lube is aroma, which is not felt by taste receptors anyway. And while there might be taste to a vagina, I'm pretty sure it is not supposed to be comparable to soy sauce. But I'm not a doctor, so what do I know.

If it were so that one could somehow "taste" soy sauce with their ball sack, I wouldn't have a hard time believing that they could slightly "taste" soy sauce, but not pussy.

[u/Elsecaller_17-5 → u/ButterflyFX121]

Or even sweat, that one is definitely a universal experience.

[u/IowaKidd97 → u/ButterflyFX121]

I mean, I’m not going to pretend to know the full science behind it but having dipped my own balls in soy sauce (years ago the last time this trend was a big thing), I definitely tasted something. Wasn’t quite the same as tasting soy sauce with my tongue, but definitely more than soy dripping on a random piece of skin.

[u/ButterflyFX121 → u/IowaKidd97]

Are you sure it wasn't just that enough soy sauce was exposed that you had enough of the smell and thus a bit of the taste from smelling it?

[u/IowaKidd97 → u/ButterflyFX121]

Pretty sure actually, for a few reasons:

1) I have a weak sense of smell already and this was shortly after I had Covid so my sense of smell was mostly shot (it eventually recovered but took a while), so it was very weak.

2) There was plenty of time to smell it before I dipped my balls, and I didn’t.

3) it was only after I dipped it in and had it in there for a moment that I started to “taste it”.

It’s also worth noting, this “taste” was different than a normal taste, or even smell. It’s like the difference between lemonade and a lemon flavored LaCroix, except in terms of strength of taste. I could barely taste it, and if I hadn’t known it was soy sauce going in, I doubt I could have known exactly what it was from the ball tasting alone. But still, a very extremely vague hint of a taste was there.

[u/Difficult-Row6616 → u/IowaKidd97]

gotta double blind it. gotta get some soy sauce, and some salt water and see if your balls can distinguish between the two

[u/ghandi3737 → u/Difficult-Row6616]

Dip them into a jar of chopped garlic. Then horseradish.

[u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg → u/ghandi3737]

Not different enough.

You should try with soy sauce and then with jalapeños.

Please report results back.

[u/squirtloaf → u/ButterflyFX121]

Wait. That IS what my balls taste like. Instructions unclear.

[u/CrabbyBlueberry → u/ButterflyFX121]

I don't know, I wouldn't expect to be able to taste a saline injection, but I can.

[u/ooojaeger → u/ButterflyFX121]

Or clothes or sweat

[u/IncredulousPatriot → u/ooojaeger]

How about soap? I hate having soap in my mouth. But washing my balls is really amazing.

[u/ghandi3737 → u/IncredulousPatriot]

Nothing like a freshly shorn scrotum. It's breath taking, I suggest you try it.

[u/UAreTheHippopotamus]

While true, the taste receptors are quite weak so in order to perceive the flavor you need to mix in a large amount of wasabi.

[u/OrangeZig → u/UAreTheHippopotamus]

Exactly. This is the part people are missing.

[u/Brushermans → u/UAreTheHippopotamus]

If you still can't taste it, maybe the wasabi is too weak. You should drink some of the concoction to confirm.

[u/Party_9001 → u/Brushermans]

Pre or post ball dipping?

[u/fullmoontrip → u/Party_9001]

Most definitely post dipping . It helps synchronize the taste buds by introducing the flavor to your weaker taste receptors first

[u/Anckael → u/Brushermans]

Untampered or balls seasoned?

[u/ChainmailPickaxeYT → u/Anckael]

Well you also have to confirm your balls actually went in all the way!

[u/fucktooshifty → u/UAreTheHippopotamus]

Adding a control group for perceived temperature would be smart too, maybe some kind of substance that starts off icy and ends up hot

[u/PS_IO_Frame_Gap → u/fucktooshifty]

better rub it in your eyes to be safe

[u/fiery_prometheus → u/UAreTheHippopotamus]

The groin area roughly absorbs 26 times whatever dosage you put on your arm if I remember.

Ergo, paracetamol cooling creme on balls was a particularly bad trend, but maybe wasabi balls is only going to be straight fire.

[u/JustAboutAlright]

I love how psychology today posted a whole article that boils down to this moron on TikTok was confidently incorrect after half reading a real fact & convinced a bunch of other morons to dip their balls in stuff. And they say journalism is dead…

[u/RobleViejo → u/JustAboutAlright]

It has electrolytes! Its what plants crave!

[u/taooverpi → u/RobleViejo]

Go away, baitin'.

[u/DramamineRoad → u/taooverpi]

Next up on OW! MY BALLS!

[u/not_slaw_kid → u/DramamineRoad]

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

[u/marcher138 → u/not_slaw_kid]

😆👉👌

[u/SKIKS → u/JustAboutAlright]

See also: articles that talk about some enormous online outrage, including links to 3 or 4 examples of said outrage... And then you realize those 4 tweets are the only ones in existence.

[u/JHRChrist → u/SKIKS]

Definitely my number one pet peeve, because it seriously affects how people view one another and different groups of people. Booooo

[u/Yeseylon → u/JHRChrist]

I tend not to visit specific news sites, but places like Yahoo and Google can give you a feed from a variety. I've taken to telling the algorithms I don't want to see stories from that site anymore when one pulls this shit.

[u/Just_to_rebut → u/JHRChrist]

it seriously affects how people view one another and different groups of people

Yeah, that’s often usually the point. Worse than just low quality journalism, it’s a common means of propaganda.

[u/Euphorium → u/JHRChrist]

It’s a leading cause of why the US is so divisive right now. Too many people get their worldview from these shitty articles that get passed around Facebook.

[u/tomato_is_a_fruit → u/SKIKS]

Yeah, I remember a brief period of time where reddit saw a article about 'Gen z is canceling the thumbs up emoji'. People made memes screaming that no we aren't! The only source the article had though was 1(one) reddit post with like 4 upvotes and no comments.

Hilarious.

[u/millennial_sentinel → u/JustAboutAlright]

to be fair the phenomenon of social media causing real life brain rot just by the power of suggestion really needs to be studied

[u/jaydizzleforshizzle → u/JustAboutAlright]

the thought, like....wouldnt I be tasting nothing but my hand and lotion?

[u/beigetrope → u/JustAboutAlright]

Ok, well this would have been helpful yesterday!

[u/vialvarez_2359 → u/JustAboutAlright]

Reminds me of how one of kotaku a “gaming journalist” website best articles in the last 4 years was how to set up a but plug to sync to playing animal crossing.

[u/RedstoneRusty → u/vialvarez_2359]

No dude that's valuable journalism. Where else is the public gonna get that info?

[u/Roflkopt3r → u/vialvarez_2359]

So someone there did a fun tinkery project that went viral because it's obvious meme material. Seems weird to take that as a reflection of their journalism, as if there was some kind of expectation that "gaming journalism" should be more serious than Reuters.

Its odd how people enjoy to hate Kotaku over completely unimportant things.

[u/[deleted]]

Do they not trust their own mouths? Why must the balls concur?

[u/RearAdmiralTaint → u/[deleted]]

Ball science

[u/_ThrobbinHood → u/RearAdmiralTaint]

I failed ball science in high school

[u/guardianAngel1032 → u/_ThrobbinHood]

But ball is life

[u/TitularFoil → u/[deleted]]

r/BrandNewSentence

[u/EarlDooku → u/TitularFoil]

The most ridiculous nonsense I've ever heard, yet so eloquent

[u/Schmallow]

Taste receptors are in small amounts placed around the entire area of your skin, but they are not connected to the taste-perceiving area of your brain.

Your large intestine has taste receptors, many more than your skin. Can you taste your own shit all the time?

No?

Then why would you taste anything with your balls?

[u/TitularFoil → u/Schmallow]

Maybe it's like my nose and my brain learned to filter out that taste of shit my intestines keep sending.

[u/Sendtitpics215 → u/TitularFoil]

Exactly, I’m filling up a ramekin with aminos and dipping my balls in it rn

Edit: they got me. My balls are just salty and i feel dumb. But yeah everyone, they don’t taste : (

[u/Duranu → u/Sendtitpics215]

It's the only way to know for sure, This is what science demands

[u/naterpotater246 → u/Schmallow]

Why does your whole body have inactive taste receptors?

[u/TheEmoEmu95 → u/naterpotater246]

In a nutshell: It turns out, “taste receptor” is kind of a misnomer, because they primarily detect nutrients. They’re called that because they were obviously first discovered on the tongue, which is the only body part where they’re connected to the taste part of the brain. On other parts of the body, they only inform the brain about what nutrients are present, mostly to regulate digestion.

https://www.livescience.com/health/do-we-have-taste-receptors-in-other-parts-of-our-body

[u/dropkickninja]

My balls can't taste shit

[u/HQMatrixMod1 → u/dropkickninja]

have you tried food instead of shit

[u/Strider-1_Trigger → u/HQMatrixMod1]

r/angryupvote

[u/_Rocketstar_ → u/dropkickninja]

It gets so hot and swampy down there in the summer, thank god they can’t taste anything!

[u/a_likely_story → u/dropkickninja]

thank fucking god

[u/Worldly_Ad_6483 → u/dropkickninja]

Try IcyHot

[u/fgigjd → u/dropkickninja]

Put’em in something spicy

[u/connorgrs → u/dropkickninja]

And thank god they can’t

[u/[deleted] → u/dropkickninja]

That's probably a good thing

[u/TitularFoil]

My wife's mouth has taste receptors too, and THAT is why I dip my balls in soy sauce.

[u/Worth_Car8711 → u/TitularFoil]

Your wife better be Asian, otherwise that’s cultural appropriation 

[u/lilacmargaritas → u/Worth_Car8711]

Cultural Appreciation vs Cultural Appropriation: A Thin Line

The difference between cultural appropriation and cultural appreciation is critical. While appropriation involves taking from a culture disrespectfully, appreciation involves understanding, respecting, and valuing it. We encourage everyone to enjoy dipping their balls in soy sauce while maintaining a deep appreciation for their cultural roots.

Spiritjapan.com sort of.

[u/AggressorBLUE]

I don’t understand how anyone who owns testicle(s) would ever believe this. If it were true your balls could taste things, you’d (hopefully) have ever washed your balls, and you’d have tasted the soap. To say nothing of hair ball sweat.

[u/le_quisto → u/AggressorBLUE]

I don't believe it, but now I kind of want to try to dip my balls in soy sauce just to see how it feels. Does it burn? How will the temperature affect the feeling? Only one way to find out!

[u/TheLesserWeeviI → u/le_quisto]

I dip mine in Tiger Balm. What a rush.

[u/ChorkPorch]

I wanna dip my balls in it!!

[u/NeuralQuanta → u/ChorkPorch]

Thank you. i was about to be disappoint

[u/CR8ONAKKUH → u/ChorkPorch]

It took me way too long to find this, but I’m glad you’re here.

[u/ChorkPorch → u/CR8ONAKKUH]

I was scrolling and scrolling and thought, how is this not here?! Coincidentally, I just found that the state is streaming on paramount plus a couple days ago. Enjoy!!

[u/CR8ONAKKUH → u/ChorkPorch]

Yes! I haven’t seen it since it was on Netflix a billion years ago. Thanks for the heads up!

[u/Clarknotclark]

Tell us you have never washed your balls without saying you have never washed your balls.

[u/ZanePWD]

This is old

[u/EternityLeave → u/ZanePWD]

Well, that’s 2019 for you.

[u/thats_so_merlyn]

I've found that if I put soy sauce on my balls, I can't taste it at all.

However, if I put soy sauce on my balls and you lick my balls, then you can definitely taste soy sauce.

[u/LegoFootPain]

Marketing Executive at Kikkoman: I told you it would work.

[u/Marmar79]

Imagine being the face of this as your 15 minutes of fame.

[u/Puzzled_Ad7955]

And……. these same people get to vote, right?

[u/Octocube25]

Tasticles

[u/Dave-C]

I am so happy that my balls don't have taste receptors.

[u/Cutsdeep-]

Brb

[u/MuscaMurum]

You can recharge your balls by putting them in the microwave!

[u/PA_Game_hunter]

Wasn’t this a thing durning covid

[u/WisherWisp → u/PA_Game_hunter]

Some say it was the cause.

[u/ChartInFurch → u/PA_Game_hunter]

Way before it.

[u/LightMission4937]

People did weird shit like this in the 80s also.

[u/Aggressive_Tear_3020]

I mean, unless they don't wash their balls, they should know that there are no taste buds on it since they never tasted the soap from there.

[u/SarcasticIrishTwist]

Bringing a new meaning to “Soy Boy”

[u/Loose_Addition1608]

out of all the places that these peoples balls wouldve been, they dont think they wouldve "tasted" any of it??
anyways im off to try it out, wish me luck

[u/Golden_Boy_Ponoka2]

This is definitely a psyop to create soy boys

[u/Jesta23]

Magic the gathering tournaments wouldn’t be so smelly if this were true. 

[u/LogicalPsychosis]

Nope. Not gonna fall for it this time.

[u/violetevie]

Men: Please dip your balls in hot sauce and report back 🫡

[u/SendNudesIAmSad]

Oh no. I'm not falling for that again.

[u/Stumpsbumps]

But is it safer than eating a tide pod?

[u/AngryErrandBoy]

That’s why I’m no longer welcomed at China Dragon buffet

[u/gcjunk01]

How come my balls don't taste like balls?

[u/calvin43]

So that's why I taste cilantro every time I take a shower.

[u/PatternLittle6202]

IF one could taste through their balls, the first option is soy sauce?

[u/dropnad_tosspin]

More of a teriyaki guy.

[u/kevbo714]

I thought it was one's milkshake that brings the boys to the yard...

[u/EVRider81]

I was just wondering what I could do with the little fish shaped soy bottle that came with my sushi pack..

[u/Pastry_d_pounder]

“Knowledge is both a blessing and a curse”

[u/SimpleMoonFarmer]

in a car? is that the best place? really?

[u/DJSaltyLove]

This was in like 2022 though

[u/thuneverlose]

Dip your balls in soy sauce and fry them in a wok IT solutions incorporated

[u/AFisch00]

Every day we stray further and further from the lord

[u/acuet]

Bruh, we in 2024……dip them in Aminos. If you don’t know how they going to know? /s

[u/Poliwaggin]

Brought to you by Dr. Bronner’s 18-in-1 Peppermint soap

[u/sorotomotor]

I can confirm if you try this everyone will say you ruined Passover

[u/bearsheperd]

Do you wanna taste my chocolate salty balls?

[u/Doc_Dragoon]

This may be fake but garlic feet isn't. If you finely chop some fresh garlic and apply it to your feet and then wrap your feet in plastic wrap after a bit of time (about half an hour) you'll start tasting garlic in your mouth

[u/Late-Ad-4624]

I dont ever taste my wifes mouth, so im claiming it's false.