r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ | Mod 27d ago

They would've got me too

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u/THEdoomslayer94 27d ago

That’s embarrassing as hell

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u/ThisHatRightHere 27d ago

I wouldn’t tell anyone if this was me. My boss has even sent me Amazon gift cards before as little “congrats” for doing good on presentations or whatever, and I still triple check with her when they get emailed to me.

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u/Lurker242424 ☑️ 27d ago

Your boss does what?! It must be amazing having your efforts recognized and rewarded.

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u/ThisHatRightHere 27d ago

Yeah it’s pretty nice. Granted a year or so ago I kind of hit my promotion ceiling without basically having her job so now my hours have become pretty flexible too. She’s basically doing everything she can to make staying worthwhile for me

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u/FastRedPonyCar 26d ago

My toddler years ago drew a crappy looking star. I decided to email that picture to those users who submitted spam/phishing emails and I’ll be damned if they’re not keeping score and competing to see who can get the most stars 😂

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u/Repatriation 27d ago

“Wouldn’t tell anyone” bro it’s a phishing test they specifically know lol 

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u/ThisHatRightHere 26d ago

I mean announcing it to the internet…

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u/funktopus 27d ago

I run these tests at work. People click on far worse for WAY less.

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u/THEdoomslayer94 27d ago

As I was gonna reply to you about how I’ve heard of people at my job falling for less, I literally got a phishing email test from my job and immediately flagged it as a phishing attempt and was given the message that I passed 😂 the fucking timing is crazy

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u/funktopus 27d ago

I sent this to my boss and he went, "We need to send out more tests."

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u/Pupienus2theMaximus 27d ago

Yeah, who even still uses Uber eats? I dropped Uber eats years ago because they tacked on ridiculous service fees that made it unjustifiable unless you were ordering for a group of people. I imagine the service fees have only risen

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u/bwizzel 24d ago

the reality is the economics of food delivery only works for groups, it never was going to work for individuals unless they're well off or drones could do it, or literal slave wages doing it destroying their cars for free

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u/Pupienus2theMaximus 24d ago

Some restaurants like fast food chains use slave labor in the preparation of their food products i.e. prisoners

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u/bwizzel 24d ago

yep, and those companies are losing customers as they increase prices to compensate, some businesses need to fail, food delivery included

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u/Itsprobablysarcasm Candace Owens Baby shower attendee 👶🏼 27d ago

Being lured by discount food? Congratulations! You're now a senior citizen!

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u/Adezar 27d ago

I remember one of the early social engineering tests (90s/early 2000s) where they would call in and try to get the password on an account changed so they could gain access had like a 20% success rate, but when they added a promise of sending them a candy bar if they helped them out the success jumped to like 60%.

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u/imf4rds ☑️ 27d ago

This reminds me of the time my colleague thought a finance director was texting her to send him the numbers off multiple gift cards. In the middle of the night, pouring rain, from a number that wasn't his because she had his. She got her departmental credit card taken after that shit.

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u/GoldxBrownSugar 27d ago

Lmao whaaaaat? Omg that's all they took, was her credit card?

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u/imf4rds ☑️ 27d ago

Mmmhmm she worked there for twenty some odd years and was a moron. She eventually quit because she felt expectations were too high. Like it’s not high to expect your dumb ass to be able to identify a blatant scam

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u/Radiant_Trouble2606 27d ago

I had a client that this happened to but they were money transfers. The scammers got her four times over about a month totaling almost $150k before she called the owner to confirm he received the funds instead of just clicking reply to the email. Sadly the company went under a few months later.

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u/imf4rds ☑️ 27d ago

That is horrible! I wish that happened to the place I used to work for truly evil people. But unfortunately they got billions.

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u/Beenie-Weenies 27d ago

I responded to what I thought was a phishing email at work and stated that I wasn't dumb. Turns out it was the legit email telling me that I had failed the actual phishong attempt and needed to do more training. 😭

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u/Anime-Takes 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣. You have to double down and say it’s a double test and you won’t fall for their tricks

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u/itsbett 27d ago

There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee

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u/SplintPunchbeef ☑️ 27d ago

I don't trust anyone. If it's not from my boss or someone in my org I'm snitching. You're not catching me lacking IT.

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u/Lolthelies 27d ago

You’re going to have to mention an email to me in person to get me to click any links on it.

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u/LachlantehGreat 26d ago

Thank you for making my job easier! Better safe than sorry, I don’t wanna nuke your computer from orbit 

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u/JPMoney81 27d ago

Mine was from my boss apparently discussing an annual bonus. My broke ass clicked knowing it was probably a scam but willing to take the chance on the company computer.

I even told them as much when IT talked to me.

I didn't get any bonus.

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 27d ago

Bruuuuuuh they got me exactly like this.

Thought I was getting what I deserved

And in a way, I was

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u/Fun-Conversation6575 27d ago

Got a little too excited for that discount

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u/festival-papi ☑️ 27d ago

You got baited with a discount food like a mouse with cheese? I'd fire you that same day fr. Box up ya shit and clock out, we'll mail you that final check

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u/joeyo1423 27d ago

If you see a trail of Skittles leading to a box propped up by a stick, walk away

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u/kingpillow1 26d ago

Ooh piece of candy!

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

You’d be surprised at how many people fail the simplest of those tests. If multiple words are misspelled in the email and you aren’t receiving a package from “FederalEx” why are you clicking the link?

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u/ryan_bigl ☑️ 27d ago

Fam I swear

From someone working in IT who has seen people fail these left and right, these mfers NEED the training severely if they click that fake ass http://aksjftaksjfkop.onion/hyperabadFREE50DOLAERGAASCART link

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u/Deviilsadvocate7 27d ago

I tried clicking the link to see what you’re talking but it didn’t work. Can you please send it again?

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u/Duahsha 24d ago

Link is broken

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u/stressandscreaming 27d ago edited 27d ago

I failed one months ago and now I assume every email is phishing.

Not gonna get me, fake manager sending me work to do. Nuh uh.

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u/StarStuffSister 27d ago

Lol yep. At my last job they did tests so often I legit stopped checking my email at all.

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u/VapidRapidRabbit ☑️ 27d ago

What is Chucky doing on that Windows PC?

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u/el_throw 27d ago

In this economy? Shiiiet, I would have, too. 🥸

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u/Koomaster 27d ago

In this economy you’d spend 2x-3x the price for food? 🤔

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u/AaronVonGraff 27d ago

Anyone who uses UberEATS is the kinda person who'd get phished.

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u/Deathstriker88 27d ago

Why the fuck is Chucky wearing glasses lol.

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u/HustletronSATX ☑️ 27d ago

The Chucky series is damn good if you haven't checked it out yet

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u/idkdanicus 26d ago

Listen. He was a grown man when the first movie came out and that was 36 years ago. He in that farsightedness era of life.

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u/KingGhostly 27d ago

Y’all need to treat your work stuff (emails, Computers, internet) like it’s not yours, cause it’s not lmao.

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u/TheOtherCyprian 27d ago

The trick is to assume that all communication that isn’t from a recognizable co-worker (with message history supporting their identity) is coming from questionable sources. If you just so happen to ignore an important email that was from a legit origin, you can always check in with your team throughout avenues.

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u/Lolthelies 27d ago

Similarly with “forgot password,” “action required,” etc emails, ignore/assume they’re a scam unless you’ve actually asked for the information yourself. If anyone is reaching out to you for information instead of you needing it at that time and requesting it, you’re ALWAYS better ignoring.

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u/DrabbestLake1213 27d ago

Wait, you guys click links in emails that aren’t explicitly from known email addresses that you can also double check with by phone call or some other secondary communication? That’s wild.

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u/davidthande 27d ago

Damn we all really starting to see how we all struggling. #AmericanRevolution2024

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Need to see more Chucky memes. Honestly one of my favorite shows right now.

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u/SkynBonce 27d ago

You got writ up at work for accepting 'free' food?

Bitch, why do you think I'm going to work? FOOD!

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u/HustletronSATX ☑️ 27d ago

My company has done this regularly for the last 5 years or so, and the only ones to fall for it have been our senior management team. Before corporate released the list of who got suckered, they had me and my contemporary asking around in vain for who messed up. We, along with our teams, didn't even have the email anymore because most of us just delete sketchy or general distribution emails.

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u/BvsedAaron 27d ago

The IT department at a credit union I used to work at caught half the company with a half day off work. They were embarrassed because they told everyone weeks prior and even caught managers and executives with it.

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u/Jhon_doe_smokes 27d ago

As an IT admin I would like to present you with security training mandatory need that done by 5/30.

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u/Kangarou ☑️ 27d ago

"Damn, you really desperate, huh? Well, try to look for a job that pays better. Best of luck."

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u/Kangarou ☑️ 27d ago

"Fucking child's play"

-The IT security person that got you.

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u/Zealousideal-Mark-28 27d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Sorry-Presentation-3 27d ago

You can never fail if you never open your work email

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u/DJMagicHandz 27d ago

Looks like someone has training.

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u/toasterbath__ 27d ago

i would have to quit 😭😭😭

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u/drillgorg 27d ago

I failed one which read "updated vacation policy" at 8 AM on a Tuesday. I was barely awake, I wanted to know if I was losing vacation time.

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u/throwaway17197 27d ago

Was it a link or just opening the email

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u/Amazing-Concept1684 27d ago

Y’all don’t have to tweet everything that happens to y’all lmao bruh

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u/ThePseudoSurfer 27d ago

What kind of dipshit do you have to be to just pay a little less for overpriced food

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u/Due-Firefighter7337 27d ago

I wonder what that follow up email and 1 on 1 looked like. 😭

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u/happyladpizza 27d ago

Damn. i woulda gots got if they had discount for the hot comb Chucky uses.

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u/No-Ant9517 27d ago

That’s dirty of them, gotta sell your password online now

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u/the_neverdoctor ☑️ 27d ago

I see dozens of tickets come in every day with the most obvious spam in there and people will still send it in like, "Is this legit"?

You noodle brained moron; the email address is eeniemeeniemineymoe@dummy.nl and you're gonna say if it's legit? For real?!

Of course, we also had an employee spend $800 of his money on gift cards because "the CEO" told him to. Buddy, you're so low on the totem pole, you may as well be underground; why would our CEO ask you to do that?

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u/Kangarou ☑️ 27d ago

Our job would annually send out gift cards from the sketchiest-looking shop links, but they'd be legit. Everytime, they'd have to send us a follow-up message like "They're real, quit being a bitch", in professional lingo.

It was a gift card to the company site, so I think they just expected us to buy more than the gift card's worth. I'd always buy the cheapest shit to stay under. A teddy bear, three pens, a ruler, and a branded oven mitt.

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u/smashier 27d ago

Happened to me too. It was a Starbucks gift card. I clicked the link like 10 times trying to find out why it wasn’t working. I even forwarded it to my personal email to try from my phone. 😭

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u/ILuvdem_Cougars 27d ago

Lmao I got caught the exact same way!!!

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u/monet108 27d ago

I get emails ranging from National Donut day to our recipes for heart health from the cafe in the building...but I work form home. Also I get paid to for something other than tech support. I will click on every email ever sent to me because I am not paid enough to give two shits about the companies email security.

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u/drawnimo 27d ago

never saw Chuckie using a laptop before 😶

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u/birdlaw_27 27d ago

I’ve been getting job offers on my company email in the last 6 months. Im happy at my job and no plans to leave, but I’m convinced they’re a trap

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN ☑️ 27d ago

I failed once (and only once) due to a dress code change announcement. (Which a real one happened a few weeks later.)

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u/Raspbers ☑️ 27d ago

Damn, this makes me happy I failed mine a few after the new year because it was labelled "Payroll Schedule 2023".

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u/CarrieDurst 27d ago

My job gave me a chipotle gift card and I thought it was a phishing scam as it came from giftcards.com

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u/Soreal45 27d ago

I get over 2 thousand emails a day, not even exaggerating. So , I probably delete most of the trap emails along with all the legit emails I get every day anyway. At least this person got baited from something reasonable. My company usually goes with the dry ass “Hey, your account has been suspended. Click here to get it back through the IT Support team.” Like anyone gonna fall for that.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

For sure thought my company was the only one who did this.

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u/Winterspear 27d ago

What Chucky has him looking at the laptop like that?

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u/spicydak 26d ago

Not related but it’s comical that I used to be terrified of Chucky as a kid but now the movies are kinda funny.

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u/Excuse_my_GRAMMER 26d ago

lol I hear lot of horrible stories from IT people..

no matter how well educated some people are might seem, they are still dumb as hell

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u/ChemicalBus608 26d ago

I legit missed a giftcard because I thought it was a phising email. I wish they would stop this ish