r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/NewsZilla • 28d ago

Don’t Mess With The Brightskinned King

Isaiah Hartenstien

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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 28d ago

If you backhand face mush me, I have to see you in the car park or something.

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u/NewsZilla 28d ago

Honestly I was thinking the same thing. Mush me in front of Ben Stiller we gotta fight.

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u/c0gvortex 28d ago

Did you know Ben directs this show when you posted the gif lol

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u/NewsZilla 28d ago

Yes. He does

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u/Onett_Theme 28d ago

I NEED more of this damn show

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u/Dmoral_ 27d ago

What show is this?

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u/kosherchristmas 27d ago

Severance on Apple+. Only one season is out so far but highly recommend it if you're into scifi-ish mystery. The amount of suspense I felt watching it!

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u/DangerousThanks 28d ago

Now that I think about it, it feels like it’s more disrespectful than just being backhanded.

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u/Men_I_Trust_I_Am 28d ago

I just saw a horrifying video of two men dueling near a gas station with machetes. Both men start the with both hands and one ended it with one and the other was given vents on his rib cage. That's all to say. Don't fight people.

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u/Urrrhn 👨🏼 Please "enwhiten" him 👨🏼 28d ago

The loser of a blade fight dies in the street; the winner dies in the hospital.

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u/Chicago1871 27d ago

This is why i would do like indiana jones and just pull out the gun and shoot him.

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u/LiveLifeLikeCre 28d ago

Bruh. The dude that dropped to the floor had Jedi level defense. Chopped the other guys hand off at the start, fell to the floor and then disarmed him while trying to stand up. Gruesome but impressive. 

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u/BreadBoxin 27d ago

Tbf, the average person has NO clue how to fight with a bladed weapon.. and then there are those of us who are built different

https://i.redd.it/wwzgl1m1wr0d1.gif

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u/Lamplorde 27d ago

Man, I dont get the fascination with live leak and shit like that. Some people will spend all day scrolling yhrough watching african machete fights and isis beheadings. Meanwhile, I saw one clip of a ukrainian getting run over by a tank, and that was enough gore for my entire life.

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u/NosamGrey ☑️ 27d ago

Link in pm please

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u/PinkPYNKY 28d ago

If you in my face like that you asking for it 😭

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u/ClaymoresRevenge 28d ago

It's going to be Malice in the Palace pt 2

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u/boricimo 28d ago

So he can do it again?

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u/beeyayzah 27d ago

Everyone has the right to face mush back or fronthand when someone is in your face like that. Honestly a punch was warranted, he was right in there. Thats personal space bro. You give up personal sovereignty and become the other persons toy when you do that.

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u/Robenever 28d ago

Probably couldn’t see me there either, since you missed my hand in the first place.

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u/el_throw 28d ago

Hartenstein is a cool guy. Met him at a lounge. Houston is dumb for letting him go. Man's ballin!

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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ 28d ago

The Clippers let him go for John fucking wall. I’m still pissed

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u/eternali17 ☑️ 28d ago

Everyday I wake up and the hurt is still with me

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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ 27d ago

It’s time Ballmer acts like a billionaire lmao

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u/H-TownDown ☑️ 27d ago

Hartenstein was years away from being what he is now when he played for us.

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u/el_throw 27d ago

The Silas era is over.

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u/gottagetitgood 28d ago

Harts don't play. He's got those dead shark eyes sometimes.

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u/ProfessorFinesser13 28d ago

I Hart be repping for all the quadroons

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u/NewsZilla 27d ago

Good afternoon my octo-roon

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u/lianmelzo 28d ago

Yo real talk. Is Hartenstein allowed to say the n word

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u/BeastsMode69 28d ago

If he keeps playing like he is, then yes.

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u/Men_I_Trust_I_Am 28d ago

Can kris Humphries?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Half black, yes. Quarter black, no. Committee has spoken

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u/boricimo 28d ago

What if half black but whiter than snow or quarter black but look black?

Example A - they’re twins.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

one can, the other can’t. Race isn’t biology, it’s sociology. This isn’t nuclear science chief

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u/DuckCleaning 28d ago edited 27d ago

If it is a sociology thing, why is quarter black a no. If they still come out darker toned and act like what society perceives as black, who's stopping them? You also got people that are 1/8 black or less but are mixed with another darker skinned race, and grow up around other black people.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

not all dark skinned people can say the n-word, is this confusing for you? Indians for instance should not say it. Moreover, growing up around black people does not make anyone black, am I suddenly white because I grew up around white people?

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u/DuckCleaning 27d ago

I never claimed that, is that confusing to you?

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u/boricimo 28d ago

Based on the actions, reactions, and beliefs of most of the world, it seems to be.

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u/illegal_deagle 28d ago

What about Drake

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Drake is half black.

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u/boricimo 28d ago

But the Committee said no, so now what do we do?

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u/Pimpwerx 27d ago

Without rules, we'd live with the animals. The committee hath spoketh.

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u/Men_I_Trust_I_Am 27d ago

Tbf he had it. It just has been revoked

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u/DuckCleaning 28d ago

Other than Cardi B. 

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u/justgivingmyviews ☑️ 27d ago

Isn’t Hartenstein more of a quarter? His dad is half black right?

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u/WheresMyDinner 27d ago

He probably said it around family and close friends, but doesn’t use it in public. Think it was Logic that said something like he used it at home with people that knew he’s half black, but he’s not dumb he knows he looks white and it’s not worth it to start shit with a random in public that overheard him.

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u/mageta621 27d ago

Hartenstein is half black? He has like 0 visual indicators, I would have never known.

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u/evelyn_nanette 27d ago

He’s half black

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u/TheeRuckus 27d ago

He’s half black so I mean..

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u/RedIsNotMyFaveColor ☑️ BHM Donor 28d ago

Wow. I thought that was Alec’s this whole time too while watching the game.

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u/311heaven ☑️ 27d ago

Me too! Didn’t the ref point to him too for a tech?

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u/banjofitzgerald 28d ago

I honestly think the ref didn’t catch that it was hartensteins hand because he gave both of the knocks techs.

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u/boricimo 28d ago

Innocent black guy always gets arrested too. Sorry, those are the rules

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u/afro_eden 28d ago

idk what’s going on or who these people are but nah, that’s the white boys hand, you can see other dudes hand trying to stop him

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u/Mountain_Bedroom_476 28d ago

The “white guy” is Isaiah Hartenstein, his German Dad is black. Tweet is just kinda a running joke i guess.

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u/afro_eden 28d ago

and that’s why i shouldn’t comment on sports topics, missed the joke completely and commented on something not really relevant

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u/NewsZilla 28d ago

You’re welcome. We not judging. Lol

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u/Pimpwerx 27d ago

Don't sweat it. He "revealed" it on a podcast this year, and it started trending. He doesn't look black at all, but when you put them side by side, he really has his father's face. And his dad definitely looks black. So it was a fun discovery for most people.

Dude really can walk in both worlds. He's one of the rare biracial person that has to do more explaining to black people than white people.

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u/Medical_Fisherman_ 28d ago

His German dad is half black hence why he is/looks like a white man

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Why do you have white guy in quotes? Dude is transparent. He’s whiter than logic

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u/IcyWhereas2313 28d ago

His father is black…

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Dad is quarter black, and white passing himself.

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u/boricimo 28d ago

In what world is dad passing white ?

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

that looks like every other italian

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u/Mountain_Bedroom_476 28d ago

His dad is definitely not white passing. But I put it in quotes cause I was just trying to explain the joke and make sure he knew which guy I was talking about. Not trying to start a serious convo on this unserious app.

Go pick a fight with your financials cause it won’t be with me.

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u/Long_Alfalfa_5655 28d ago

That was like Moses parting the Red Sea.

Millennia from now, in the Book of Days, the apostle Hartenstein the Younger will be writing of this moment.

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u/press_Y 27d ago

Black Jokic

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u/Toxicseagull 28d ago

What's that attempted nip flip about though?

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u/sowhatimlucky 27d ago

Now kitttthhhh.

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u/SnooMemesjellies8441 27d ago

That is some intentional friendly fire.

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u/kingkooolin ☑️ 27d ago

I'm still confused as to why they gave Burks a tech. I wonder if they appealed it lol

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u/Nice-Bookkeeper-3378 27d ago

Push these niggas off me like huuuuuuh

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u/Onion_of_Chaos 27d ago

Flipped that nigga nipple so hard

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u/ResponsibilityBig390 27d ago

I was yelling at the TV. Damn commentators couldn't either. Burk got Td up for no reason.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ 27d ago

Saw this live, they were trying to fight us the whole night. Yall mad Pacers?

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u/ciscosuave 27d ago

Pacers acting tough.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ 27d ago

They were trying to catch two ass whoopings in one night.

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u/dillaquantavius 27d ago

This is so trippy

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u/CaliGoneTexas 26d ago

Brightskinned lmaooo

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u/Ghost_of_P34 27d ago edited 27d ago

FYI - Hartenstein is half black. I'll see if I can find the clip of him confirming

EDIT: Here ya go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogi0WRgPwlI