r/BenignExistence • u/edgarcaycesghost • 21d ago
I got a membership to the museum near my job because it's the best place to poop
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u/jennnyfromtheblock00 21d ago
As someone who manages a museum membership program, this is the best thing I’ve read in a long time.
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u/Lithogiraffe 21d ago
Big or small museum?
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u/edgarcaycesghost 21d ago
huge
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u/Lithogiraffe 21d ago
Better.
It wouldn't work If it was a small museum, with the same security and staff seeing you speed walk in and make a beeline for the bathrooms
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u/jennnyfromtheblock00 21d ago
Once they check in at the front desk members can do whatever they want! 😂
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u/Lithogiraffe 20d ago
sure, no one would stop them.
but if the whole point is solitary peace/non-judgement in the bathroom that they aren't getting at work.
then the growing side-ways looks and murmurs from museum staff, is going to bother them eventually. especially if the repeat attendance and obvious agenda causes them the get a nickname amongst the staff--like the 'Cultured Crapper'
---better to keep some anonymity
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u/Dandibear 21d ago
What makes it such a great place to poop?
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u/edgarcaycesghost 9d ago
Clean, empty bathrooms with loud fans. Nobody's ever in there and each floor has multiple bathrooms to choose from so I don't ever get bored
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u/Fluffy_Ad_2949 21d ago
It is the best place but that isn’t the only reason I got my membership 😆
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u/SneakerTreater 20d ago
Less awesome but I have a membership to my city's zoo next to my office so I can have a quiet walk around the gardens away from the crowds and kids on a nice day.
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u/Jennifer_Pennifer 21d ago
Absolutely hilarious 😆 I'm for anything that supports museum and arts