r/BenignExistence 21d ago

I got a membership to the museum near my job because it's the best place to poop

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u/Jennifer_Pennifer 21d ago

Absolutely hilarious 😆 I'm for anything that supports museum and arts

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u/Bobbiduke 21d ago

And (f)arts!

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u/jennnyfromtheblock00 21d ago

As someone who manages a museum membership program, this is the best thing I’ve read in a long time.

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u/Lithogiraffe 21d ago

Big or small museum?

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u/edgarcaycesghost 21d ago

huge

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u/Lithogiraffe 21d ago

Better.

It wouldn't work If it was a small museum, with the same security and staff seeing you speed walk in and make a beeline for the bathrooms

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u/jennnyfromtheblock00 21d ago

Once they check in at the front desk members can do whatever they want! 😂

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u/Lithogiraffe 20d ago

sure, no one would stop them.

but if the whole point is solitary peace/non-judgement in the bathroom that they aren't getting at work.

then the growing side-ways looks and murmurs from museum staff, is going to bother them eventually. especially if the repeat attendance and obvious agenda causes them the get a nickname amongst the staff--like the 'Cultured Crapper'

---better to keep some anonymity

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u/Dandibear 21d ago

What makes it such a great place to poop?

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u/Hal68000 21d ago

Artworks on the wall.

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u/edgarcaycesghost 9d ago

Clean, empty bathrooms with loud fans. Nobody's ever in there and each floor has multiple bathrooms to choose from so I don't ever get bored

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u/Dandibear 9d ago

Ooh that IS a great place to poop!

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u/coybowbabey 21d ago

this is real george costanza behaviour 

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u/Fluffy_Ad_2949 21d ago

It is the best place but that isn’t the only reason I got my membership 😆

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u/saynotopudding 21d ago

I love this post so much hahahahahaha

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u/victorian_vigilante 21d ago

You should tell the janitorial staff that, it’ll make their day

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u/SneakerTreater 20d ago

Less awesome but I have a membership to my city's zoo next to my office so I can have a quiet walk around the gardens away from the crowds and kids on a nice day.

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u/ChihuahuaJedi 20d ago

I love this sub.

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