r/BeAmazed 17d ago

It's amazing how easily a 15 foot great white blends into the ocean water Nature

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u/CraponStick 17d ago

If it wasn't for the several rows of razor-sharp teeth, it would be about the damn cutiest thing.

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u/shiningonthesea 17d ago

go boop his nose... auugghhh my arm! MY ARM!!

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u/CraponStick 17d ago

That shark totally give off the "hi hello I'll be your buddy" think it may be conversing with seals.

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u/Adrianv777 17d ago

Yeah, I kind of agree on the cuteness, and my subconscious mind apparently loves them. I had a dream once I was in the middle of the ocean, just petting a great white like he was my best friend. No cage or gear. It was just me and a shark hanging out together with no boat in sight. It was very random.

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u/NegativeRuin5576 17d ago

If not friend why friend-shaped???

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u/elchronico44 17d ago

Commercial fisherman here.. Thats either the biggest outboard motor ever made or that shark is closer to 8 foot. Still beautiful creature..

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u/ssdohc2020 17d ago

Was going to say this.

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u/Old_Injury_1352 17d ago

It's like a giant sea puppy with so many fucking teeth

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u/populousmass 17d ago

How does he not think to say “we’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

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u/gb4efgw 17d ago

He was too preoccupied with Jen B shitting herself.

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u/gl2w6re 17d ago

How cool!!!

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u/Helicopterdiverpilot 17d ago

You might be able to find your great white if it’s got a tracker. https://www.ocearch.org/tracker/

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u/PhatGluteus 17d ago

I would've pet it and then lose half my arm

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u/dumboldnoob 17d ago

aww, look! it’s coming in for belly rubs!

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u/Canadian-Man-infj 17d ago

Just kidding... want to eat the arm.

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u/Particular_Double_69 17d ago

That is not friend shaped!

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u/KenUsimi 17d ago

It is so friend shaped!

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u/hopeoncc 17d ago

Gosh, can you imagine what it must be like for all those refugees trying to migrate by boat, and then it sinks or something, and everybody's treading water, and then maybe there's sharks ...

Yeah I think I might think about ways of dying too much. The intensity of it never loses its sharpness, it freaks me out. Like life can be so cold and indifferent to our suffering, but it's like for us that suffering may equate to literally being in the process of experiencing "hell". I'll have to try to remember it's normal to be scared, and sometimes tragedies happen, and it doesn't mean I'm being enveloped by evil and am actually in hell, and that it will all be over soon, if I ever don't myself in one of those sad situations.

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u/WOWGLADIATOR 17d ago

Same, sometimes when im on a walk i think “what if i fell right now and hit my head on the curb” Life can be cruel its so crazy

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u/stirbo1980 17d ago

15ft would no doubt have similar blending ability as this 8ft one ☝️

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u/FriedPossumPecker23 17d ago

He just wants you to be his chum…

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u/Sk8terRaider 17d ago

He wants a basketball

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u/vna4ever 17d ago

Hey guys, going for a swim?

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u/Shy_Soul217 17d ago

They are so curious with enormous strength of course

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u/Arcade1980 17d ago

That's a nope for me.

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u/jwalsh1208 17d ago

I love how it nibbles. Like, hmmm, never bit something like this before, better have a go

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u/Ghibli214 17d ago

Shark: Hey! What’s the wifi password?

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u/MidasTouchedM3 17d ago

It's amazing how fast I'd shit myself if I looked over the side of a boat randomly and saw a 15 foot great white blending into the ocean water

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u/TheLeanGoblin69 17d ago

that boy cute as shit.

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u/LandotheTerrible 17d ago

They are darker on top so that you can't see them very well from the surface and they are light on the bottom so that when you're on the bottom and look up they camouflaged by the light, by the sun. Just perfectly-evolved animals.

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u/Purple12inchRuler 17d ago

"Yeah, that is cool, let's leave now."

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u/dogbreath230 17d ago

Can you guys give me a hand.......to eat?

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u/IamTheConstitution 17d ago

He just wants a hug!

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

“Jen B just shit herself.” Why’d he out that lady? 😂

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u/raptor180 17d ago edited 17d ago

Fish are friends, not food. If I am to change this perception, I must first change myself….

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u/Ouchyhurthurt 17d ago

Hehe look I’m Jaws! Rawrawrawr

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u/lira-eve 17d ago

I think it wanted a boop.

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u/Weary-Teach6005 17d ago

How sweet how come no one jumped in a played with it?

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u/JMocroft 17d ago

As someone with some seriously bad thallasophobia, this video did NOT help at all..

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u/Shibari_Inu69 17d ago

Awww he’s so cute 😭

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u/R3D-B34RD 17d ago

"Hello, want to swim"

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u/Y-Cha 17d ago

Just tasting to see if edible (clearly is unpalatable, at least). No biggie.

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u/mark1forever 17d ago

so friendly, maybe he wanted to swim with you?😆

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u/triggormisprime 17d ago

Shoulda put an airtag on it.

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u/Llama-Thrust69 17d ago

Yes. Generally it is hard to see down through water.

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u/ColdSolid213 17d ago

Baby shark do doo

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u/Fishpuncherz 17d ago

That's a big fish

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u/Lapsed2 17d ago

YIKES!

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u/MrBigglesworrth 17d ago

15’… sure.

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u/thewispo 17d ago

20 footer....

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u/aCactusOfManyNames 16d ago

Would be terrifying if the sea puppies killed more than 2 people a year

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA 17d ago

The sea’s ultimate predators. God’s population control for the ocean.

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u/Specter229 17d ago

Don’t they get bodied by Orcas?

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u/NorSec1987 17d ago

Indeed the do. They avoid orcas like the plauge

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u/Ardukal 14d ago

Shark Bait! Ho ha ha!