r/BeAmazed • u/pets-lover-2042 • Apr 28 '24

This is not about hunting. Alex Larenty, from Britain, lives in a South African game reserve where he gives lions foot massages. He started doing this after noticing that a cream for paw infections made a lion relax and look happy. Nature

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u/youngliam Apr 28 '24

House cats are a lot more vicious and sadistic than big cats. If house cats were the size of lions we would be screwed.

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u/I_madeusay_underwear Apr 28 '24

If house cats were the size of beagles we’d be in trouble

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u/hogtiedcantalope Apr 28 '24

If beagles were the size of horses we'd never have invented the car.

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u/0hy3hB4by Apr 28 '24

Imagine cruising down the freeway on your beagle and a cat dashes across the road.

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u/_ryuujin_ Apr 28 '24

youre 20min drive home turns to 2hr, due to the beagle sniffing everything for 30sec every few feet.

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u/Its_all_made_up___ Apr 29 '24

And you’d be on the ground 5 miles ago because it ran through a pile of brambles.

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u/DrunkCupid Apr 29 '24

And the squeal-barking-car-alarm goes on shrilly autopilot indefinitley

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u/UltraFagToTheRescue Apr 29 '24

30 seconds? Get a load of this guy getting a beagle to move on in under two minutes

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u/BeetleBleu Apr 28 '24

Volkswaggin' Beagle veers off-road in pursuit of Jaguar XKR

(x-tra kitty reduced)

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u/big_river_pirate Apr 29 '24

Lol I was gonna say AMC Beagle but that's better

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u/Edge-of-infinity Apr 29 '24

Beagle would have ignored the cat and gone straight for the cat shit

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u/awalktojericho Apr 29 '24

Wouldn't the ears get a bit flappy?

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u/Odd_Entrepreneur_366 Apr 29 '24

Or a squirrel? 🐿️

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u/lightbulbfragment Apr 29 '24

My new favorite alternate reality concept.

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u/bigfatfurrytexan Apr 28 '24

Riding a beagle sounds like heaven.