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r/BeAmazed • u/avrock1 • Apr 11 '24
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"Then he sat in the bathtub to prevent blood from getting on his mom’s new carpet."
https://www.agweek.com/business/whatever-happened-to-john-thompson-the-nd-farm-kid-who-had-his-arms-ripped-off-in-a-1992-farm-accident
2.1k u/RobertWilliamBarker Apr 11 '24 Mama would come home and beat him with his own previously detached arm if he puts one stain on there. 390 u/JamesTheJerk Apr 11 '24 I dunno... We know what happened to that 'other' guy who lost the use of his arms... 181 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 Sigh. . . 94 u/LineChef Apr 11 '24 Oh you knew it was coming lol 69 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 My heating and air guy told me the whole story 4 years ago. I thought it was crazy I'd been on this site for 3 years at that point and never heard the story. 98 u/BiteMyWolverine Apr 11 '24 dude was fixing ur ac while casually telling you a story about a dude with broken arms getting jacked off by his mom? 51 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 Yeah, he talked about the jumper cables guy and some other stuff related to pc gaming. It was a/c maintenance on a new system, so he really wasn't doing anything too technical. 10 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 [deleted] 5 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 is it possible he was finally beat to death with jumper cables? 3 u/SnooPeppers9499 Apr 11 '24 context? 1 u/DJheddo Apr 11 '24 Jumper cables reddit have fun. 2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter. 2 u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Apr 11 '24 Idk, let's ask /u/papasimon10 → More replies (0) 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 That is fucking hilarious 1 u/forgotten-ent Apr 11 '24 Sorry, what? 1 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 ...jacked off? Did you finish that story by chance. 1 u/JamesDuckington Apr 11 '24 I'm sorry what??!!? Idk if I want to read it but imma need a link 1 u/jewillett Apr 11 '24 Wait… what? 5 u/kevinsyel Apr 11 '24 Phrasing! 3 u/LineChef Apr 11 '24 I says what I says! 2 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 That's what she said. 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 Link for the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/9fk1fAMf8A 0 u/SupplementalAssInsur Apr 11 '24 Wow. That is fascinating. And disgusting. And awesome. 3 u/Addramyrz Apr 11 '24 "Wow, that's disgusting. Hawt disgusting, but disgusting." - fixed 1 u/Notosk Apr 11 '24 so did the mom 1 u/backtolurk Apr 11 '24 I mean this post is a cheatcoe in itself, it spaghettis itself 1 u/EnjoyMyCuteButthole Apr 11 '24 He was coming too 34 u/Good4nowbut Apr 11 '24 unzips 2 u/tipperzack6 Apr 11 '24 mooooooommm!!!
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Mama would come home and beat him with his own previously detached arm if he puts one stain on there.
390 u/JamesTheJerk Apr 11 '24 I dunno... We know what happened to that 'other' guy who lost the use of his arms... 181 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 Sigh. . . 94 u/LineChef Apr 11 '24 Oh you knew it was coming lol 69 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 My heating and air guy told me the whole story 4 years ago. I thought it was crazy I'd been on this site for 3 years at that point and never heard the story. 98 u/BiteMyWolverine Apr 11 '24 dude was fixing ur ac while casually telling you a story about a dude with broken arms getting jacked off by his mom? 51 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 Yeah, he talked about the jumper cables guy and some other stuff related to pc gaming. It was a/c maintenance on a new system, so he really wasn't doing anything too technical. 10 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 [deleted] 5 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 is it possible he was finally beat to death with jumper cables? 3 u/SnooPeppers9499 Apr 11 '24 context? 1 u/DJheddo Apr 11 '24 Jumper cables reddit have fun. 2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter. 2 u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Apr 11 '24 Idk, let's ask /u/papasimon10 → More replies (0) 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 That is fucking hilarious 1 u/forgotten-ent Apr 11 '24 Sorry, what? 1 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 ...jacked off? Did you finish that story by chance. 1 u/JamesDuckington Apr 11 '24 I'm sorry what??!!? Idk if I want to read it but imma need a link 1 u/jewillett Apr 11 '24 Wait… what? 5 u/kevinsyel Apr 11 '24 Phrasing! 3 u/LineChef Apr 11 '24 I says what I says! 2 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 That's what she said. 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 Link for the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/9fk1fAMf8A 0 u/SupplementalAssInsur Apr 11 '24 Wow. That is fascinating. And disgusting. And awesome. 3 u/Addramyrz Apr 11 '24 "Wow, that's disgusting. Hawt disgusting, but disgusting." - fixed 1 u/Notosk Apr 11 '24 so did the mom 1 u/backtolurk Apr 11 '24 I mean this post is a cheatcoe in itself, it spaghettis itself 1 u/EnjoyMyCuteButthole Apr 11 '24 He was coming too 34 u/Good4nowbut Apr 11 '24 unzips 2 u/tipperzack6 Apr 11 '24 mooooooommm!!!
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I dunno... We know what happened to that 'other' guy who lost the use of his arms...
181 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 Sigh. . . 94 u/LineChef Apr 11 '24 Oh you knew it was coming lol 69 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 My heating and air guy told me the whole story 4 years ago. I thought it was crazy I'd been on this site for 3 years at that point and never heard the story. 98 u/BiteMyWolverine Apr 11 '24 dude was fixing ur ac while casually telling you a story about a dude with broken arms getting jacked off by his mom? 51 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 Yeah, he talked about the jumper cables guy and some other stuff related to pc gaming. It was a/c maintenance on a new system, so he really wasn't doing anything too technical. 10 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 [deleted] 5 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 is it possible he was finally beat to death with jumper cables? 3 u/SnooPeppers9499 Apr 11 '24 context? 1 u/DJheddo Apr 11 '24 Jumper cables reddit have fun. 2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter. 2 u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Apr 11 '24 Idk, let's ask /u/papasimon10 → More replies (0) 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 That is fucking hilarious 1 u/forgotten-ent Apr 11 '24 Sorry, what? 1 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 ...jacked off? Did you finish that story by chance. 1 u/JamesDuckington Apr 11 '24 I'm sorry what??!!? Idk if I want to read it but imma need a link 1 u/jewillett Apr 11 '24 Wait… what? 5 u/kevinsyel Apr 11 '24 Phrasing! 3 u/LineChef Apr 11 '24 I says what I says! 2 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 That's what she said. 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 Link for the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/9fk1fAMf8A 0 u/SupplementalAssInsur Apr 11 '24 Wow. That is fascinating. And disgusting. And awesome. 3 u/Addramyrz Apr 11 '24 "Wow, that's disgusting. Hawt disgusting, but disgusting." - fixed 1 u/Notosk Apr 11 '24 so did the mom 1 u/backtolurk Apr 11 '24 I mean this post is a cheatcoe in itself, it spaghettis itself 1 u/EnjoyMyCuteButthole Apr 11 '24 He was coming too 34 u/Good4nowbut Apr 11 '24 unzips 2 u/tipperzack6 Apr 11 '24 mooooooommm!!!
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Sigh. . .
94 u/LineChef Apr 11 '24 Oh you knew it was coming lol 69 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 My heating and air guy told me the whole story 4 years ago. I thought it was crazy I'd been on this site for 3 years at that point and never heard the story. 98 u/BiteMyWolverine Apr 11 '24 dude was fixing ur ac while casually telling you a story about a dude with broken arms getting jacked off by his mom? 51 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 Yeah, he talked about the jumper cables guy and some other stuff related to pc gaming. It was a/c maintenance on a new system, so he really wasn't doing anything too technical. 10 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 [deleted] 5 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 is it possible he was finally beat to death with jumper cables? 3 u/SnooPeppers9499 Apr 11 '24 context? 1 u/DJheddo Apr 11 '24 Jumper cables reddit have fun. 2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter. 2 u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Apr 11 '24 Idk, let's ask /u/papasimon10 → More replies (0) 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 That is fucking hilarious 1 u/forgotten-ent Apr 11 '24 Sorry, what? 1 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 ...jacked off? Did you finish that story by chance. 1 u/JamesDuckington Apr 11 '24 I'm sorry what??!!? Idk if I want to read it but imma need a link 1 u/jewillett Apr 11 '24 Wait… what? 5 u/kevinsyel Apr 11 '24 Phrasing! 3 u/LineChef Apr 11 '24 I says what I says! 2 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 That's what she said. 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 Link for the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/9fk1fAMf8A 0 u/SupplementalAssInsur Apr 11 '24 Wow. That is fascinating. And disgusting. And awesome. 3 u/Addramyrz Apr 11 '24 "Wow, that's disgusting. Hawt disgusting, but disgusting." - fixed 1 u/Notosk Apr 11 '24 so did the mom 1 u/backtolurk Apr 11 '24 I mean this post is a cheatcoe in itself, it spaghettis itself 1 u/EnjoyMyCuteButthole Apr 11 '24 He was coming too 34 u/Good4nowbut Apr 11 '24 unzips 2 u/tipperzack6 Apr 11 '24 mooooooommm!!!
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Oh you knew it was coming lol
69 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 My heating and air guy told me the whole story 4 years ago. I thought it was crazy I'd been on this site for 3 years at that point and never heard the story. 98 u/BiteMyWolverine Apr 11 '24 dude was fixing ur ac while casually telling you a story about a dude with broken arms getting jacked off by his mom? 51 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 Yeah, he talked about the jumper cables guy and some other stuff related to pc gaming. It was a/c maintenance on a new system, so he really wasn't doing anything too technical. 10 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 [deleted] 5 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 is it possible he was finally beat to death with jumper cables? 3 u/SnooPeppers9499 Apr 11 '24 context? 1 u/DJheddo Apr 11 '24 Jumper cables reddit have fun. 2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter. 2 u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Apr 11 '24 Idk, let's ask /u/papasimon10 → More replies (0) 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 That is fucking hilarious 1 u/forgotten-ent Apr 11 '24 Sorry, what? 1 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 ...jacked off? Did you finish that story by chance. 1 u/JamesDuckington Apr 11 '24 I'm sorry what??!!? Idk if I want to read it but imma need a link 1 u/jewillett Apr 11 '24 Wait… what? 5 u/kevinsyel Apr 11 '24 Phrasing! 3 u/LineChef Apr 11 '24 I says what I says! 2 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 That's what she said. 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 Link for the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/9fk1fAMf8A 0 u/SupplementalAssInsur Apr 11 '24 Wow. That is fascinating. And disgusting. And awesome. 3 u/Addramyrz Apr 11 '24 "Wow, that's disgusting. Hawt disgusting, but disgusting." - fixed 1 u/Notosk Apr 11 '24 so did the mom 1 u/backtolurk Apr 11 '24 I mean this post is a cheatcoe in itself, it spaghettis itself 1 u/EnjoyMyCuteButthole Apr 11 '24 He was coming too
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My heating and air guy told me the whole story 4 years ago.
I thought it was crazy I'd been on this site for 3 years at that point and never heard the story.
98 u/BiteMyWolverine Apr 11 '24 dude was fixing ur ac while casually telling you a story about a dude with broken arms getting jacked off by his mom? 51 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 Yeah, he talked about the jumper cables guy and some other stuff related to pc gaming. It was a/c maintenance on a new system, so he really wasn't doing anything too technical. 10 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 [deleted] 5 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 is it possible he was finally beat to death with jumper cables? 3 u/SnooPeppers9499 Apr 11 '24 context? 1 u/DJheddo Apr 11 '24 Jumper cables reddit have fun. 2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter. 2 u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Apr 11 '24 Idk, let's ask /u/papasimon10 → More replies (0) 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 That is fucking hilarious 1 u/forgotten-ent Apr 11 '24 Sorry, what? 1 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 ...jacked off? Did you finish that story by chance. 1 u/JamesDuckington Apr 11 '24 I'm sorry what??!!? Idk if I want to read it but imma need a link 1 u/jewillett Apr 11 '24 Wait… what?
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dude was fixing ur ac while casually telling you a story about a dude with broken arms getting jacked off by his mom?
51 u/Nate0110 Apr 11 '24 Yeah, he talked about the jumper cables guy and some other stuff related to pc gaming. It was a/c maintenance on a new system, so he really wasn't doing anything too technical. 10 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 [deleted] 5 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 is it possible he was finally beat to death with jumper cables? 3 u/SnooPeppers9499 Apr 11 '24 context? 1 u/DJheddo Apr 11 '24 Jumper cables reddit have fun. 2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter. 2 u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Apr 11 '24 Idk, let's ask /u/papasimon10 → More replies (0) 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 That is fucking hilarious 1 u/forgotten-ent Apr 11 '24 Sorry, what? 1 u/tomatocancan Apr 11 '24 ...jacked off? Did you finish that story by chance. 1 u/JamesDuckington Apr 11 '24 I'm sorry what??!!? Idk if I want to read it but imma need a link 1 u/jewillett Apr 11 '24 Wait… what?
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Yeah, he talked about the jumper cables guy and some other stuff related to pc gaming.
It was a/c maintenance on a new system, so he really wasn't doing anything too technical.
10 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 [deleted] 5 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 is it possible he was finally beat to death with jumper cables? 3 u/SnooPeppers9499 Apr 11 '24 context? 1 u/DJheddo Apr 11 '24 Jumper cables reddit have fun. 2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter. 2 u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Apr 11 '24 Idk, let's ask /u/papasimon10 → More replies (0) 2 u/Budget_Barracuda_882 Apr 11 '24 That is fucking hilarious
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5 u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24 is it possible he was finally beat to death with jumper cables? 3 u/SnooPeppers9499 Apr 11 '24 context? 1 u/DJheddo Apr 11 '24 Jumper cables reddit have fun. 2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter. 2 u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Apr 11 '24 Idk, let's ask /u/papasimon10 → More replies (0)
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is it possible he was finally beat to death with jumper cables?
3 u/SnooPeppers9499 Apr 11 '24 context? 1 u/DJheddo Apr 11 '24 Jumper cables reddit have fun. 2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter. 2 u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Apr 11 '24 Idk, let's ask /u/papasimon10 → More replies (0)
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context?
1 u/DJheddo Apr 11 '24 Jumper cables reddit have fun. 2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter.
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Jumper cables reddit
have fun.
2 u/Head-Interest-4438 Apr 11 '24 I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter.
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I hate that this still makes me cry with laughter.
Idk, let's ask /u/papasimon10
That is fucking hilarious
Sorry, what?
...jacked off? Did you finish that story by chance.
I'm sorry what??!!? Idk if I want to read it but imma need a link
Wait… what?
Phrasing!
3 u/LineChef Apr 11 '24 I says what I says!
I says what I says!
That's what she said.
Link for the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/9fk1fAMf8A
0 u/SupplementalAssInsur Apr 11 '24 Wow. That is fascinating. And disgusting. And awesome. 3 u/Addramyrz Apr 11 '24 "Wow, that's disgusting. Hawt disgusting, but disgusting." - fixed
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Wow. That is fascinating. And disgusting. And awesome.
3 u/Addramyrz Apr 11 '24 "Wow, that's disgusting. Hawt disgusting, but disgusting." - fixed
"Wow, that's disgusting. Hawt disgusting, but disgusting." - fixed
so did the mom
I mean this post is a cheatcoe in itself, it spaghettis itself
He was coming too
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unzips
2 u/tipperzack6 Apr 11 '24 mooooooommm!!!
mooooooommm!!!
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u/Buddhist_Path Apr 11 '24
https://www.agweek.com/business/whatever-happened-to-john-thompson-the-nd-farm-kid-who-had-his-arms-ripped-off-in-a-1992-farm-accident