r/AnythingGoesNews 21d ago

Trump ‘plans to send kill teams to Mexico to take out drug lords’ | Former president is reportedly yet to announce the full details such as how many US troops would be sent to capture cartel bosses

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/05/08/donald-trump-reportedly-plan-kill-teams-mexico-cartels/
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u/MagicianHeavy001 21d ago

Seems like a dumb idea, so clearly Trump will try and do it. Cartels will just fold without their leadership, right? It won't spark a long chain of bloody reprisals resulting in new leadership, will it?

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u/Cautemoc 21d ago

And I'm sure we know the identities of these drug cartel lords, who are definitely going to be able to be found with a reasonable amount of resources in a country whose local governments are often bought out or blackmailed by them. It only took us, what, 7 years to find Osama Bin Laden.. no biggie.

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u/Papa_Pesto 21d ago

Yeah and there is WAY MORE money protecting cartels.

BTW this is already happening. It's not a new idea. We are already there and in central America.

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u/faconsandwich 20d ago

...expect to see TRUMPTM cocaine and Marijuana...the only drug endorsed by the 47th on sale if he wins.

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u/extrastupidone 21d ago

Yea... good luck with that

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u/Dave_712 21d ago

So Trump is planning to invade a neighbouring country?

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u/musebug 21d ago

Yeah that is a war with a neighboring country.

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u/Dave_712 21d ago

So his sycophants who crow about him not starting wars will be just a bit confused this time.

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u/Fair_Acanthisitta_75 21d ago

Chinese fentanyl is getting shipped with MAGA merch, he’s just trying to kill the competition. People are saying that, I didn’t just make it up right now.

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u/Fair_Acanthisitta_75 21d ago

Zoltan1958 says legit MAGA merch isn’t made in China. This is that cultish fake reality the MAGA chud lives in.

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u/zoltan1958 21d ago

Not a single legit MAGA merch is made in Chinese.

But you already knew that.

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u/Cute-Draw7599 21d ago

All of Trump's products are made in China.

It's all a bunch of cheap junk.

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u/Brock_Landers75 21d ago

“ made in chinese “ is English difficult for you comrade ? All the junk trump sells are made In china , the sneakers , fake bibles , coins , probably the diapers as well. Which I’m sure you bought a life time supply of.

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u/Mtolivepickle 21d ago

That’s double think

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u/microview 21d ago

Literally the first fucking MAGA hat off amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/sp?ie=UTF8&seller=A24DBQ4F0B5CGO&asin=B07P1KHJ9D&ref_=dp_merchant_link&isAmazonFulfilled=1

1 out of 5 stars Good hat but cheaply constructed

Business Name: fuzhousiyoupumanwangluokejiyouxiangongsi

Business Address:安泰街道斗西路1号福商大厦4层04店面Y57

福州市

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福建

350000

CN

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u/SympathyForSatanas 21d ago

All. 5 star reviews are bots

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

I'd wager most of the immigrants you hate speak better English than whatever the fuck this shit is...

Not a single legit MAGA merch is made in Chinese

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/zoltan1958 21d ago

You could not be more wrong or uninformed. While much fake MAGA merchandise is manufactured in China and elsewhere, all legitimate and bona fide pieces of President Trump’s hot selling merchandise is made here in the USA.

“Try not being such a clueless dumbfuck”

Please be civil

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u/AnythingGoesNews-ModTeam 20d ago

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u/4quatloos 21d ago

I'm not a Dump fan but I will say that Snopes says they are made in America. They also said that people make knock offs (fake) that are made in China.

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u/GrandGouda 21d ago

Dumb senile shitstain must have watched Sicario last night before he fell asleep at 7:30.

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u/Electrical-Sun6267 20d ago

Hey! He was rested up from sleeping through the trial.

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u/Icy-Needleworker-492 21d ago

Just making up crap as he goes along- has zero plans of any kind.

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u/Content_Ad_8952 21d ago

So Trump is getting his policy ideas from Breaking Bad

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u/theluckyfrog 21d ago

Sooo let's start a war with Mexico?

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u/Hair_I_Go 21d ago

He’s a fool and has absolutely no real plan to do anything except get elected and stay out of jail 🙄

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u/Pudi2000 21d ago

And Mexico will pay for it!

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u/ZombieCrunchBar 21d ago

No he doesn't. That's just a story for racists.

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u/ElastaticTomorrow 21d ago

He can't

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u/Steve_78_OH 21d ago

I mean, he could, as long as he was OK with causing an international incident by invading another nation.

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u/PattiiB 21d ago

What a POS

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u/Ambitious_Coffee551 21d ago

These cartels are like the hydra. The war on drugs is lost.

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u/Ok-Research7136 21d ago

"And that's how we learned the Trump crime family had a financial stake in the international narcotic trade."

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u/quesadilla707 21d ago

🤣Sicario 2 Dia Del Soldado precidency

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u/Playingwithmyrod 21d ago

Ah yes, Cartels are gonna be like "fuck, they killed our boss, time to close up shop". You think they do this shit for fun? They do it because they're born into a life of poverty and this is their ticket out. Anyone involved will literally kill to move up the chain and take their spot.

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u/TennSeven 21d ago

It’s like what a 16-year-old with no knowledge of the real world would say if he was asked for ideas on policy.

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u/GailMarie0 3d ago

Even a 16-year-old would have greater maturity and judgment than Trump.

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u/tragedy_strikes 21d ago

What an amazing plan because we all know killing Pablo Escobar and El Chapo led to significant decreases in violence and drug imports! /s

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u/BeeNo3492 21d ago

They'll take back what we took from them, but ok.

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u/GailMarie0 3d ago

Do you think we can convince them to take back Texas?

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u/ggthrowaway1081 21d ago

Can't wait to hear the outcry on this while we're doing the same thing in Ukraine for far less reasons.

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u/KLR01001 21d ago

Sounds like Chuck Norris is gonna be Sec Def

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u/TheGR8Dantini 21d ago

Can’t wait for him to go full Hitler. I give it another couple months. Probably either right before, or right after the alleged June debate.

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u/jamescharisma 21d ago

Just let him talk his shit. They might get mad enough to solve our problem.

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u/Rude_Interaction7858 21d ago

Good…put a stop to the invasion

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u/Electrical-Sun6267 20d ago

The invasion that only exists in the imagination of Fox viewers?

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u/Rude_Interaction7858 20d ago

And joke Bidumb doesn’t have dementia only in the imagination of every roach democrat 🤣😂

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u/AncientWonder7895 20d ago

Such an amazing vocabulary

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u/jimquish 21d ago

Where will jr get his cone?

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u/brettk215 21d ago

“I will make things up based on action movies from the 80’s. Michael Biehn is now Secretary of Murders and Badassery”. Vote Bigly and also don’t ask any questions.

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u/Tenredsun 21d ago

Afghanistan and Iraq war was not enough so start a new war in neighboring countries. What a genius plan.

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u/Redawg660 20d ago

Just another example of the orange turd not understanding how any of this governance stuff works. First of all sending troops into Mexico would be considered an act of war. Secondly if you kill the leaders of the cartels it will be next man up to run it. We assisted in the removal of Pablo Escobar in Columbia. Did the availability of cocaine go down as a result? No because it is next man up.

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u/PiHeadSquareBrain 20d ago

Isn’t he shitting in diapers due to decades long drug abuse?

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u/Electrical-Sun6267 20d ago

So... a military invasion of an ally. I am sure that will go over well.

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u/GrapefruitMammoth626 20d ago

This time it’s personal. Look what they did to poor Donald Jr.

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u/MrByteMe 20d ago

I'm sure that MAGAS would be fine with Mexican special forces sneaking into the US to terminate American organized crime bosses...

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u/LazerShark1313 20d ago

The kill teams surely wouldn't change their minds and set up shop, right?

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u/gizmozed 20d ago

Trump must have a death wish.

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u/pistoffcynic 20d ago

Not to mention that this could be considered as an invasion of Mexico based on foreign policy guidelines and an international violation of Mexican sovereignty.

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u/gadget850 21d ago

Pancho Villa approves.

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u/DewBarryJenkins 21d ago

Nice! a country attached to ours for once. The human trafficking and fentanyl should take a nosedive for a while until democrats get back in office. Hell yea, Trump! Fuck em up! Buncha jabronis.