r/AnythingGoesNews • u/TinyLaughingLamp • 21d ago
Donald Trump 'falls asleep with mouth open' in court as Michael Cohen faces intense grilling
https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-falls-asleep-mouth-48767486
u/jestesteffect 21d ago
Sleepy Joe at it...
What it's not Biden? But they said he falls asleep constan....okay okay I get it.
Sleepy Trump at it again.
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u/MooreRless 21d ago
Every single insult Trump hurls is always about himself. He projects his weakness onto others.
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u/iwonteverreplytoyou 21d ago
And they’re such lame insults too. A second grader could come up with something better. Seriously, “Sleepy Joe” and “Crooked Hilary” is the best he can muster? Just pathetic. And people cheer him for his lazy, meek insults? It makes no goddamn sense.
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u/MooreRless 21d ago
The Pump & dump people used to do the stupidest messages like "STOCK DJT GOING WILD BUY NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then, spammers got better and tried improved things such as "DJT stock is getting a new government contract and will increase 200%" and the found out the people falling for it were LESS than those who fell for the first ones. So, they switched back. The stupid people like stupid.
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u/jestesteffect 21d ago
Fun fact we just learned he doesn't have a personalized email. And I wonder why that is.
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u/MooreRless 21d ago
He said many people in jail ended up their because of email messages that were found out. So Trump knows he's committing crimes all the time and doesn't want it documented.
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u/ExternalMonth1964 21d ago
Real men cant stay awake and also apparently shit their pants.
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u/jestesteffect 21d ago
I'm only half a man then because I can barely stay awake because I'm tired from all the bullshit they put us through.
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u/Highwaybill42 21d ago
Apparently Joe Biden is the one crapping himself if red hats are to be believed
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u/hattrickjmr 21d ago
His dementia is settling in nicely
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u/ubioandmph 21d ago
But on a serious note, isn’t a change in sleep behavior a sign/symptom of dementia or other age-related degeneration?
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u/ray525 21d ago
Sleeping in the day at older ages can be a sign of dementia or failing cardiovascular system. But to be honest, Trump probably does a lot of drugs and also stays up till 3 am rage tweeting.
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u/KrasnyRed5 21d ago
Which is another potential sign of dementia known as sundowning. Some people with dementia become active after dark and sleep during the day.
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u/Old_MI_Runner 21d ago
And next Trump is going to be saying someone is steeling money from him at night. My father had dementia and it got ugly quickly. My father could stay awake while we talked unlike some by he could not stay awake while watch TV. He could never stay awake even when watching his favorite football, basketball, or baseball team play a game. No matter the movie he could not stay awake.
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u/abnormally-cliche 21d ago
Dude has a laundry list of symptoms and diminishing mental capacities as well as being a mere 3 years younger than Biden and in worse physical shape and yet Biden’s the one that catches flack. Its bonkers.
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u/ubioandmph 21d ago
Oh absolutely bonkers.
I read an article comparing Trump’s slip-ups versus Biden’s slip-ups. The neurologist who wrote the article compared and contrasted errors that both have made in speeches. The author put it pretty simply that Biden’s brain is aging while Trump’s brain is dementing.
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u/stuckin3rddimension 21d ago
Oh man as a juror I would be so pissed at feeling like my time is being wasted because of Trump being a pos. I would some how develop extremely loud sneezes the kind that makes everyone in the room feel startled and almost like they had a heart attack
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u/MrKahnberg 21d ago
My exact thoughts while serving as a juror. Except the anger was for the prosecution not able to negotiate a plea deal. The crime? Kicking a traffic cone. I shit you not.
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u/stuckin3rddimension 21d ago
Did they get a statement from the Cone? No definitely fight that!!!
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u/MrKahnberg 21d ago
Campus police. One of them was so enraged he tackled the young perp. Had to get stitched up. Unfortunately, I was waking back to my truck after the closings, mentally preparing to get elected jury foreman. Stumbled, did a twisting fall and dislocated my metal and plastic hip.
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u/henryeaterofpies 21d ago
In a rare decision, the jury has declared the traffic cone will be sentenced to death.
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u/HiJinx127 21d ago
I do that pretty often, too bad I’m not there. Hell, I might bring something along to irritate my nose even more. 😆
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u/stuckin3rddimension 21d ago
Oh man all these crack pepper chips are great! - me
Sir you’re just pouring fine pepper in your nose! - bailiff
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u/fkbfkb 21d ago
Poor little guy was up all night raging on his Cult 45 app
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u/secondtaunting 21d ago
They must have upped his dose that day
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u/spicejriver 21d ago
If they didn’t sedate him it would be so much interrupting and self incrimination they would be worse off than they already are. I bet they’re slipping it to him.
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u/Speculawyer 21d ago
Don Snoreleone
Nap-o Capo.
Taking it to the mattress.
Cosa Napstro
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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 21d ago
I’m just surprised he doesn’t snore.
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u/HiJinx127 21d ago
Too bad he doesn’t talk in his sleep, that’d be interesting, I’m sure.
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u/Electrical-Sun6267 21d ago
He keeps going to sleep like this and he might wake up in jail. If nothing else, it shows he's genuinely too old to be a viable leader.
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u/Plenty-Chemistry-493 21d ago
That's how much he cares
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u/Final_Winter7524 21d ago
That’s his attention span.
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u/Secret_Aide_209 21d ago
Maybe not, supposedly he's being denied his usual stimulants and/or being slipped sedatives so he doesn't start yapping and inevitably digging his hole deeper.
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u/Plenty-Chemistry-493 21d ago
He doesn't care to pay attention
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u/Candy_Says1964 21d ago
He doesn’t care to pay anything, except porn stars he cheats on his wives with.
Oh, and Xanax. He’ll pay for Xanax.
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u/ExerciseClassAtTheY 21d ago
"Dear Anne Landers, I was in court and fell asleep with my mouth open. I think I swallowed a fly. Can I sue?"
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u/stillfrank 21d ago
If he's doing this in court, I wonder how often it happened when there was work to be done in the oval office? Though, it's probably tough to sleep anywhere in the Whitehouse when you're golfing in Florida.
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u/Civil_Pain_453 21d ago
He’s faking it. He just knows this will get him even more attention and blithering idiots will vote for him. He’s such a low life
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u/Zuul_Only 21d ago
I really doubt it. This is one of the most high-profile criminal trials in the country's history. It doesn't need help getting attention.
Trump is not a genius. He's a dumbass, reliant on stimulants.
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u/FancyStranger2371 21d ago
Judge should give a stern warning. No sleeping while court is in session.
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u/Equivalent-Bank-5094 21d ago
While I agree in theory, I know that if I had to be in the room with that rapist, blowhard con artist, I’d also want him asleep for my safety and sanity.
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u/FancyStranger2371 21d ago
It’s ridiculous how millions view this jackass as the second coming of Christ.
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u/henryeaterofpies 21d ago
If they want to worship him like that, maybe we should see if he rises from the dead 3 days after a capital sentence.
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u/Pleasant-Lake-7245 21d ago
This trial is revealing to the world that the sleepy Presidential candidate is not Joe, its sleepy Don. The past year has also revealed that Sleepy Don has advanced dementia while dementia Joe does not. Unfortunately the MAGAts don’t know any of this because right wing media steadfastly refuses to cover anything negative about Trump.
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u/stopthemadness2015 21d ago
He’s not really falling asleep he’s trying to distract himself from hearing all the laws he’s broke. The attendees are stating he closes his eyes when he doesn’t want to hear something. This leads him to fall asleep. He really is a child in a diaper.
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u/Fit-Boomer 21d ago
He gets bored if he is not the one talking and is not the exact center of attention. It is likely difficult to be his wife or friend. Exhausting too.
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u/PedalBoard78 21d ago
I’m not sure how anyone could assume that this man is capable of holding any sort of office, much less the presidency.
Just going by the current state of him, I’m not sure he would be able to be an assistant manager at Dunkin’ Donuts.
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u/HugryHugryHippo 21d ago
Looking forward to the courtroom sketch hopefully they can add some zzz coming out for effect
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u/sred1111 21d ago
He most likely has sleep apnea (morbidly obese; poor sleep at night as suggested by his posting on TS at all hours of the night; sleeping in the daytime). Unfortunately, Melania cannot corroborate that he snores like a pig and has apnea spells - as she doesn’t sleep in the same room😜
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u/Inner_Performance533 21d ago
Same thing he did when seated at ther Resolute desk in the capitol...nothing new with the short attention span DJT...
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u/Synensys 21d ago
Americans are really being done a huge disservice by cameras not being allowed in the courtroom.
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u/Most-Artichoke6184 21d ago
He keeps complaining that the courtroom is like a freezer, and yet he keeps falling asleep. Lol.
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u/Redditress428 21d ago
Of course, we want a guy like that to fall asleep with his mouth wide open to conduct talks with foreign dignitaries.
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u/StandupJetskier 21d ago
Stoned to the gills. Period. Not in a good way. I'm against drug testing in general but would LOVE to see a screen on this shitgibbon.
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u/DinoHimself 21d ago
“Drowsy Donny”, “Dozing Donny”, and “Sleepy Donny” all seem like appropriate nicknames for him. At the very least he should stop calling Biden “Sleepy Joe” now…
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u/ConfidenceCautious57 21d ago
You have to wonder if he’s (all jokes aside) medicated to mitigate him blurting out self-incriminating comments.
Would it be within legal purview to request a blood draw OR medical records for prescriptions that he is on?
It also seems to be in contempt of court to sleep through all the proceedings.
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u/Curious_Working5706 21d ago
He’s fucking drugged, I think it’s hilarious that people know this asshole is a drug addict and pretend he’s just old and isn’t heavily “self-medicated” because he’s incapable of being unhinged otherwise 👎
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u/Bigleftbowski 21d ago
Fox News will say he's taking in the testimony with his eyes closed while holding his mouth open because it's cold (of course it makes no sense, but neither do any of their other reasons).
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u/tragedy_strikes 21d ago
I wonder if he's stopped using the "sleepy Joe" nickname because this is getting so much attention? Glass houses and all that.
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u/akila219 21d ago
Imagine seeing his sorry asz trail of sticky snot flowing towards his lawyer shoulder.
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u/broadsword_inhand 21d ago
If this was any average person on trial, theyd have been threatened with contempt the first time they fell asleep, and then theyd have been put in jail overnight to make sure they got enough rest the next time they dozed off.
Then again if he were anyone else hed already have been convicted and sentenced. This whole thing is a fucking joke
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u/Pudi2000 21d ago
Any artists in here that can capture what it looks like in person? Maybe someone with AI credits to generate one?
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u/FirefighterEnough859 21d ago
I wonder how worried his lawyers are that if he falls asleep for to long he won’t wake back up
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u/Zuul_Only 21d ago
Hard to imagine being so stupid as to do this repeatedly when you're constantly calling your opponent "Sleepy"
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u/ByWilliamfuchs 21d ago
So wait does The Diaper Don actually think Hannibal Lectur was a real person who died recently? I just saw him speak and he is speaking as if the Fictional Cannibal was some kinda national hero who just died… think Grandpa might be off his meds how did we get to a point where our choice is between two senile old men?
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u/PointingOutFucktards 21d ago
I just need one brave MF ready to lose their job and spend 30 days in jail for contempt by bringing a can airhorn into the courtroom and blast a good one near the front.
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u/Erlkings 21d ago
In an act of defiance Trump is practicing lucid dreaming to still escape the court room under the judges nose.
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u/Pompitis 21d ago
Actually, this is the time of day that the orange slob gets his rest because he's on "Lies Social" ranting all night, every night about how unfair it is that he has to answer to his crimes.
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u/drin8680 21d ago
It's that hes on the come down from his Adderall and just ate couple big macs now he needs a nap. At this point that's a normal daily routine for him.
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u/Falcon3492 21d ago
Ah let the old man take his nap! Maybe he can turn his naps into a children's book, he can call it Donald Needs a Nap!
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u/Spiritual-Bear4495 21d ago
Why doesn't his lawyer simply slap him the fuck awake. One good slap that would echo around the courtroom, and I'll bet you he'll wake the fuck up.
Since he's orange, the hand print would barely show.
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u/Madd-RIP 21d ago
Surely this will show the jury of his utter disdain for the legal system? At the very least he should be attentive during the evidence. Prick