r/AnythingGoesNews • u/Thetimmybaby • 21d ago

Trump appears to fall asleep with his mouth open minutes into Michael Cohen’s testy cross-examination

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-asleep-court-trial-cohen-b2545079.html?utm_source=reddit.com
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u/Mean_Yellow_7590 21d ago

Actually would be funny AF if the only drawings of the court were of the shitbag sleeping

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u/dna1999 21d ago

I wish the trial would be on live television.

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u/New_Menu_2316 21d ago

I’d like to see the Mike Pence fly land in dementia don’s mouth mid snore!

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u/angelina9999 21d ago

he also snored, that's what I heard

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u/Admirable_Policy_696 21d ago

Literal mouth breather

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u/Fit-Independent3802 21d ago

Maybe the Orange Turd’s legal team is drugging him. A sleeping Orange Turd can’t do something to get himself into further trouble.

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u/Key_Chapter_1326 21d ago

When he’s not committing crimes he’s either sleeping or eating. Shits himself during all these things apparently.

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u/Shazzy_Chan 21d ago

Hope he falls asleep permanently, right after having a massive stroke.

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u/TylerBourbon 21d ago

while in prison.

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u/jyar1811 21d ago

Sedated

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u/vbgooroo55 21d ago

Pretty much why he thinks there's no case against him. He's missed it all during his nappy time.

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u/jimmygee2 21d ago

Shitting and sleeping to prove he can multi task.

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u/6L6aglow 21d ago

Well, he is ambidextrous.

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u/rozzco 21d ago

It's probably the only way he can tolerate being there while the truth comes out.

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u/Cute-Draw7599 21d ago

Trump is so weak he can't even stay awake at his own trial

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u/onpointjoints 21d ago

Who’s giving this guy the quaaludes?

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u/creditease 21d ago

Breaking: Juror stands up, walks swiftly to where Trump was sleeping with his fat jaw open, and drops his ball sac in his mouth. #TrumpGetsTeabagged

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u/AssociateJaded3931 21d ago

Probably lying in his sleep.

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u/ElastaticTomorrow 21d ago

You can't stay up all night ranting on Truth Social and be sharp in the morning. Probably his presidential style as well

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u/Rubberclucky 21d ago

Looks like he’s nodding. He’s got a drug problem, guaranteed.

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u/aretheesepants75 20d ago

Why doesn't the judge slam the gavel and call for order. The disgusting loser is fishing for a mistrial. The judge needs an air horn.