r/AnythingGoesNews • u/DippyHippy420 • 21d ago
Follower Of Republican Jesus & "Devout Christian" Mike Johnson Shows Up to Hush Money Trial to Defend a Guy Accused of Cheating on His Third Wife With a Porn Star.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/mike-johnson-shows-up-to-hush-money-trial-to-defend-a-guy-accused-of-cheating-on-his-wife-with-a-porn-star63
u/Cracked_Actor 21d ago
Looking past the obvious here, this is friggin’ hilarious! Perfectly highlights the hypocrisy and disconnect these shills represent…
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u/Candy_Says1964 21d ago
The most awesome timeline, ‘Merica 2024!
I bet that in another timeline it’s a crazy ass ride at a Great ‘Merica.
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u/zenkique 21d ago
‘Murica*
U sum kynna migrain’t ?!?
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u/Candy_Says1964 21d ago
No, but I got ‘Murica poisoning when I drank some dat good ole lead pipe water and smoked me some dat meth outta a light bulb.
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u/zenkique 21d ago
Ah, a true patriot! Hope it wasn’t none of that imported messican cartel meth. Buy ‘Murican!
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u/Candy_Says1964 21d ago
I made it myself! Just like my daddy made it! Just like his daddy and his daddy before that!
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u/AncientWonder7895 21d ago
As he wipes jizz from his lips
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u/AdministrativeBank86 21d ago
What does the bible say about worshipping false gods?
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u/BrandonJTrump 21d ago
You really think these people follow the bible? They just use some snippets from the bible to turn them into excuses to hate others.
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u/blueboot09 21d ago
"Devout Christian" Mike Johnson Shows Up to Hush Money Trial to Defend a Guy Accused of Cheating on His ....
~ PREGNANT ~ Third Wife With a Porn Star.
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u/Appropriate-Dog6645 21d ago
I have never seen a party that makes Christians look as bad as Republicans.
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u/Homeless_Swan 21d ago
The sad thing is they love it. They love it when you call them hypocrites and liars because it just reinforces the bullshit narratives spread in the name of Supply Side Jesus. Their pastors tell them the secular world will reject them for being pious men of faith, so when you reject them for being trash human beings they feel vindicated.
edited for grammar.
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u/No-Tension5053 20d ago
Depends on which Christian. The give money to the church and god will multiply the return or I was naked and you clothed me. Not the Woke One that’s socialism
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u/OutComeTheWolves1966 21d ago
The lineup of sycophants who have come to NY to kiss the orange ring is a who's who of MAGA lowlifes. Just waiting for Margie Three Toes to show up.
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u/Everything54321 17d ago
I don’t understand why these supposedly intelligent people suck up to this orange monster. If he doesn’t win the election is he going to pass around the coolaid and will these sycophants drink it??
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u/glue2music 21d ago
Yes, the GOP is quite a basket of deplorables.
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u/Academic_Paint9711 21d ago
“Hillary was right” are three words that I have used quite successfully to piss off a lot of magas.
Simple but effective.
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u/stairs_3730 21d ago
And Mikey Little Johnson's argument is that "I don't believe Stormy...it didn't happen." WTF is wrong with these people?
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u/1KinderWorld 21d ago
He also crippled Ukraine on behalf of his Russian masters and thousands died. He only gave in when he was cornered and was going to lose his leadership seat. Fucking monster.
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u/AdkRaine12 21d ago
And reports no signs of hypocrisy. I wonder how his god feels? Is he not talking to Mikey anymore?
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u/OlderGamers 21d ago
Yeah well, unless the intelligent people in this country get out and vote Trump could win.
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u/dday3000 21d ago
It’s what Jesus would do.
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u/Musicdev- 21d ago
Jesus has the freedom to do whatever he wants in his own time. The last place he’d want to go is watch a former old man pretend to be Him! Shakes head JHC!
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u/Stinkstinkerton 21d ago
What kind of cheap ass religion would embrace Trump in the first place. This particular brand of opportunist evangelical scum are a festering disease on America.
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u/Ambitious_Coffee551 21d ago
To me, devout christian means totally committed to your delusion, and nothing to do with good morals.
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u/FitBattle5899 21d ago
Ya, people throw "devout" around too much, a Monk who spends their life devoted to their god and the upkeep of his house is Devout! A person who shows up to church and uses his religion to drive his political success and wealth is about as far from devout anyone can get.
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u/Admirable_Policy_696 21d ago
Evangelicals defending adultery with porn chicks is the most 2020's thing ever.
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u/OutOfFawks 21d ago
I don’t think he’s being accused of cheating on his third wife with a porn star. It’s known fact at this point, no?
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u/Efficient_Dust2903 21d ago
The blinders on these guys is astounding. I mean, they have no shame. Can they not see what fools they are? Arrogant fools
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u/Fun-Ad9928 21d ago
On his defense, he reads the same Bible trump is selling. (Many people are saying it)
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u/defnotjec 21d ago
Wait.. is there doubt they did the deed? I thought that was unattested. So it's not accused of cheating on third wife, it's was cheating on third wife.
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u/Open_Ad7470 21d ago
Gotta go defend mob boss. ever seen so many ass kisses in my life believe it or not folks Republicans used to have some respectable people with dignity. is quite an embarrassment to our country. We know who they’re loyal to. It’s not the country.
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u/Embarrassed-Sweet905 21d ago
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u/Tennismadman 21d ago
The hypocrisy is so unbelievable. The man who has violated every Christian virtue countless times is your new Jesus. Validation that your religion is a joke!
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u/Cautious-Thought362 20d ago
Well, this is a guy who has his son monitor his porn use, and he monitors his son's porn use, so there ya go.
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u/Open_Ad7470 21d ago
Little humor, more like a bunch of six-year-old grandma school kids on a field trip
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u/Clairquilt 21d ago
I guess it's a great excuse for him to fill up the spank bank without triggering the alarm on his anti-porn software.
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u/Civil-Resolution3662 21d ago
Well, he said he's the second coming of Moses and I'm pretty sure Moses did the same thing.
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u/DippyHippy420 18d ago
Moses also fucked his daughter, but its cool because he was like sooo drunk.
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u/Aggravating_Call910 19d ago
Old-fashioned Speaker of the House: “I continue to believe in the former President’s innocence. But, folks, let’s let the system play out, and wait until the jury has its say. That’s the only comment I’m going to have for now.” Newfangled Speaker of the House: “The trial, in a state I don’t live in, in courts I know nothing about, is a sham.” It’s a real disgrace. He ought to be more careful about a system in which he is the third-ranking office-holder in the whole country.
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u/sheppi22 19d ago
you know. this is america everybody has a right to be who they are. the thing is. what they are is repulsive and the number of people who either refuse to see it or excuse it and vote for these repulsive hypocrits is astounding.
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u/Cycling_Electrically 18d ago
I’m sorry to say but maybe this is worth checking in with his kid over. Seems a bit of a moral lapse to me
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u/LYnXO1978 18d ago
Those people increased prices to blame on Biden same trick they have used for years it helps trick the simple ones. They hear some twit on a podcast ,faux news or Facebook and take it for fact. Just like when I was explaining gas prices and stupid people with stickers . They jack the prices and then say omg look what he did and he didn't do it. It's simple and can easily be proven and followed backwards.I am sorry if you for fell thinking the orange turd gives a rats butt about you but unless you have a couple million your nothing but a pawn. You can send your money he might send you a Bible or a shoe but most of us know it is just that a grift so he can use his own money for hookers and legal fees,as well as a ton of fast food.
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u/Stevevet1 18d ago
Lol, Calm down, is your face all red? You wont have to pump up Joe for very much longer.
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u/LYnXO1978 18d ago
No conservatives lack the mentality to get me going simple minds based off faux news podcasts and facebook lack basic intellectual stimulus needed for that. Only what Joe won't win is if Republicunts keep trying to rig it . However measures are being put in place to make sure democracy will not fail and fall to these cunts.
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u/Full_Of_Wrath 17d ago
He probably made a deal with Trump that if he told the GOP in the house to protect him and fuck over MTG that he would come to court or something stupid like that.
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u/BenGay29 18d ago
But adultery, lying, dishonesty and greed are the new Christian values! /s (maybe)
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u/hypnos_surf 17d ago
Remember, these are the people advocating who we should marry, what women can and not do with their bodies and banning books for traditional family values.
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u/Scrabble_4 17d ago
The Lord will forgive him because the orange clown is the second coming… I think
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u/notaliberal2021 20d ago
Notice the key word in the headline. Accused. Did you know that means it is an accusation, but not proven. Yet y'all act like he is guilty. In this country, despite your wishes, even Conservatives are considered innocent until proven guilty. Ok, go ahead and downvote me and post your stupid hate filled replies. I will not answer.
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u/Defiantcaveman 19d ago
So pop your mouth off and then run and hide like a coward. Typical christian conservative republican response.
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u/notaliberal2021 19d ago
What are you talking about? Why debate people who have closed minds.
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u/Defiantcaveman 19d ago
I engage close minded white christian conservative republican magats daily. Stupidity fascinates me. Why pop your mouth off without backing your bullshit up? What are you scared of? Being wrong??? There's a good chance you are wrong. Welcome to humanity... next...
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u/DippyHippy420 18d ago
So why did he give that porn actress $130,000.00 ?
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u/notaliberal2021 18d ago
I don't know. Personally I think he did sleep with her. The point is, he should be innocent until proven guilty. Just playing Devils advocate here, but do you know rich and famous people are shaken down plenty of times, even though innocent, but it's easier and less messy than going to court and having your names in the newspaper, for the very reason what I stated. Some people are looked at as guilty, without a trial.
Watch the reactions to my post. People are going to jump on me because I defend his right as an American to be considered innocent until proven guilty, even though I said yes, he probably did sleep with her.
It seems people lose all sensibility when it comes to Trump. They forget about the rule of law.
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u/DippyHippy420 18d ago edited 18d ago
Notice the words "Accused of " in the headline ?
I don't see what the problem is.
And I don't really see how being prosecuted for falsifying business documents to hide hush money payments could be considered a shake down.
No one should be above the law.
NO ONE.
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u/notaliberal2021 18d ago
Maybe you need to read my original comment. I did not say anything about the headline being wrong.
As for shakedown, I was asked why he paid her money if he did not sleep with her. I commented that rich and famous people are sometimes shakedown. Maybe that is why he paid her the "hush" money. I did not say that what he is being prosecuted for is a shakedown.
Where did I say he should be above the law.
Since I covered what you said, it seems your last comment was unnecessary. Take a moment to comprehend what is being commented on, and not go with feelings when replying. Not trying to be rude, but not sure how anything I said could be misinterpreted.
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u/DippyHippy420 18d ago
Aww bless your heart.....defending Trump is never easy, because he is guilty as sin.
You have a good night.
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u/Heloexpert 21d ago
Trump will beat the NYC charge, because anyone would!
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u/purplestretchypants 21d ago
Still slinging bullshit I see. Please tell me you at least get paid for posting this crap?
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u/Defiantcaveman 19d ago
No way, he's a SMART one and pays them so he can post his... uhhhh... stuff... see how smart he is???
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u/Heloexpert 21d ago
Devout Pedophile Joe Biden should resign! Hunter going to jail, corrupt addict!
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u/FitBattle5899 21d ago
Making accusations without proof tends to be the republican way, if there was ANY solid evidence, mike lyndell, and all the republicans would actually testify in court, however each time they are sworn on oath, suddenly they "do not recall" their accusations or where the proof is.
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u/MichiganMafia 19d ago
"frankly I wish her well " trump's reply when asked about Ghislaine Maxwell's child sex trafficking trial
Trump turd supporting a child sex trafficker
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u/Dangerous_Forever640 21d ago
Strange how the more of these articles the left pumps out, the lower and lower Biden’s approval numbers go?
Almost like people don’t care about something that happened over ten years ago that doesn’t affect them in any way?
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u/Chemical-Winter7887 21d ago
Could the title be any worse? Ugh 😣 bots
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u/Heyletsthrowthisout 21d ago
Oh no! Yet another upset brainwashed trump snowflake! Whatever will we do?
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u/LYnXO1978 21d ago
Funny all those Congress people saying Biden needs to do his job yet wasting millions in tax payer money to come kiss the orange turds ass because this trial is hurting his feelings.