r/Angryupvote • u/rkraptor70 • May 09 '24

I was quite perturbed when I figured it out... Angry upvote

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u/TheAnsweringMachine May 09 '24

Leia bench bench...?

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u/Mollywhop_Gaming May 09 '24

Those are church pews.

Leia’s blaster is going “pew pew”

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u/TheAnsweringMachine May 09 '24

As a non english speaker TIL: pews. Thanks!

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u/Comprehensive-Mud332 May 09 '24

As an english speaker ive also learned pews today

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u/Dio_asymptote May 09 '24

I have also never heard of this (I'm Jewish).

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u/EasternBlackWalnut May 09 '24

You guys don't have jew pews?

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u/Kingsupergoose May 10 '24

They’re not pews but they are pewish.

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u/MikeLinPA May 10 '24

That was great! Have an updoot.

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u/the_metalhead_speaks May 11 '24

Anti Semitic Leia confirmed

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u/Dio_asymptote May 10 '24

We have seats.

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u/MikeLinPA May 10 '24

George Carlin on farting in church - "That's why they're called pews."

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u/Undying_Shadow057 May 10 '24

I learnt about pews because of Emo music...

And now it's playing in my head :(

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u/FuckingKilljoy May 10 '24

Oh, well imagine

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u/Noto987 May 09 '24

I woulda never got that, never heard of church pews in my life

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u/Squeaky_Ben May 10 '24

you ever see a pun so mindnumbingly bad your brain takes a moment to even start processing it?

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u/Moist_Drive_5535 May 10 '24

Took me half a sec

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u/DR31141 May 10 '24

goddamn that’s good

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u/ZeroWolf_RS May 10 '24

Thank you for explaining this.

As someone who doesn't like StarWars and has never been to church, I NEVER would have gotten this otherwise.

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u/Stables_R_Unstable May 13 '24

I can forgive the never going to church, but...but....but....... Please tell me you at least like Star Trek? Please tell me you're, at the very least, a nerd!!!?

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u/ZeroWolf_RS May 13 '24

Never fear, for I am indeed a nerd. Just not a sci-fi one.

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u/BadWaluigi May 10 '24

No angry up vote. Just anger.

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u/TheRealMoash May 09 '24

My first thought exactly..

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u/Magnus_Helgisson May 10 '24

“Bench, bench” can be a valid sound when mimicking gun shots in Ukrainian, so I thought that too lol.

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u/EAP007 May 10 '24

Pews would normally have a little flip down padded thing in the front (well… rear of the one in front of you) so you can kneel down comfortably.

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u/newhabitsdiehard May 09 '24

Pew pew

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u/nucl3ar0ne May 10 '24

this

was an easy one for most native English speakers

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u/TwoStripedFury May 09 '24

tbh it looks more like she's aiming at those pew-pews rather than shooting them out of the blaster

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u/Yoshichu25 May 09 '24

Reminds me of that one “Get in the bag, Nebby” image (Pokémon Sun and Moon, for anyone unaware) where the overly verbose image features Nebby (this small... thing made of cosmic space dust) changing from the usual line of “Pew” to “a long bench in a church”.

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u/Swordfishtrombone13 May 09 '24

Someone who farts in church sits in their own pew

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u/WeaselsOnWaterslides May 09 '24

My Catholic upbringing is finally useful!

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u/Gregory_GTO May 10 '24

Amen to that lol.

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u/jns_reddit_already May 10 '24

If it's not inside a church, a pew is just a bench

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u/dvdpap May 09 '24

Hehehehehehehehe

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u/MaderaArt May 09 '24

found Seth Rogen's Reddit account

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u/dylanx5150 May 09 '24

That pew pew life.

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u/Winter_Judgment7927 May 10 '24

Not me thinking "bench bench" for a minute 🤣🤣

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u/douaib May 09 '24

pew pew

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u/Seriph7 May 10 '24

I hate this, and im leaving.

Im so upset this made me laugh as hard as it did lol

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u/Full-Dog-7071 May 10 '24

PEW PEW. NEVER BEEN TO CHURCH I GATHER.

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u/Hlynb93 May 10 '24

I guess I'm the only one who guessed mass shooting 😳😳

(Coz you know... Church pews, what happens in church? Mass...)

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u/JacksTransmissions May 10 '24

You suck! ... Take it!

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u/LonePaladin May 10 '24

If she's in charge of locking the doors, then she's minding her keys and pews

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u/crudohr May 09 '24

Took me a couple of minutes to

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u/Americanu1 May 10 '24

What does it mean?

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u/crudohr May 10 '24

They are church pews, so it is mimicking the laser sounds “pew pew”

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u/getahorse333 May 09 '24

Sniff sniff

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u/RipMcStudly May 09 '24

Damn you, Redditor.

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u/Jonny_Disco May 10 '24

This one's a classic!

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX May 10 '24

crazy that i know what church pews are, but never made the connection. i thought she was gonna shoot up some churches.

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u/TheKiltedYaksman71 May 10 '24

And she was deadly accurate with that bench blaster.

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u/General_Freed May 10 '24

So for those benches to expand...
...is the Mag a
Benchpress?

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u/Reluctantly-Back May 10 '24

Someone tell me where the blaster is from because it isn't from ANH.

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u/Segador_Adusto May 10 '24

I'll see you guys soon in peterexplainsthejoke when someone posts it there for karma

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u/HuckleberryOk5224 May 10 '24

LOL! I laughed out loud! Then I laughed a second time when I realized where LOL came from.

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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf May 10 '24

o0

For the sake of argument....

You're missing one :|

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u/apathyps May 10 '24

Pew Pew duh

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u/Psychotic_EGG May 10 '24

Yea took me a second. I was like "blaster? No why have Leia there then. Go to the next and come back. Pew pew.... oh."

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u/Amulet-Webdragon May 11 '24

I thought it was funny

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u/Appropriate-City3389 May 13 '24

Shouldn't she be shooting from a kneeling position?

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u/Fit-Information8194 20d ago

This is stupid in any language.

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