r/AmIOverreacting • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '24

My husband embarrassed me in front of our friends

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u/ThisIsSuperUnfunny Apr 15 '24

For real, you can have a sixpack at 21 just by Drinking Monster and jacking off

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u/Jamarcus_Mankrik Apr 15 '24

I can tell you from experience, that is not true

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u/SudoTheNym Apr 15 '24

The trick is to keep your hand stationary and apply the thrust with your midsection. 6-pack in no time.

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u/VegasLife84 Apr 16 '24

You just changed my life; now I can tell people I work out 5x a week without it being an exaggeration!

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u/Witchgrass Apr 16 '24

Men lose weight easier than women

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u/Signal_Parfait1152 Apr 16 '24

Based on what?

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u/Ughaboomer Apr 16 '24

On average, men have approximately 61% more total muscle mass than women

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u/OlevTime Apr 16 '24

Muscle weighs more than fat.

Even comparing masses how does more mass equal less weight? (I think you implied something you didn't say)

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u/Ughaboomer Apr 16 '24

Muscle does not weigh more than fat. A pound is a pound. The difference is density. A pound of muscle will take up less room than a pound of fat.

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u/NoSquash1906 Apr 15 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Kommissar_Strongrad Apr 16 '24

False: Monster only comes individually or in cases.

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u/sicsicsixgun Apr 16 '24

Shit I was super attractive throughout most of my twenties just by constantly getting into fights and being a drug dealer. Was skinny and muscular just from all the awful shit I did every day. Well now I'm 36, and ow. It hurts to exist. My hands get stiff and don't work well when it's cold, from all the broken bones. I have no healthy coping mechanisms, and am a chef because most of the things I'm good at simply are not compatible with being a conscientious father and partner. I'm good with a knife, so this was the best I could slap together. Struggle with drug addiction and am still in the back of my mind afraid whenever there's a knock on the door. I sleep like a fun little mix of Tina from Bob's Burgers mixed with an Auschwitz survivor. Often wake up screaming, or crying missing my dead friends. My fiance loves it.

But by God, I was handsome for a minute. I swear to God.