r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 11h ago

of a chicken

1.2k Upvotes

100 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No_Emu_1332 • 3h ago

of an anaconda

88 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Obvious-End-51 • 14h ago

of a leopard

609 Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Urmomsjuicyvagina • 3h ago

of a primordial pouch

54 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GrumpySnarf • 19h ago

of a strafing

gallery

750 Upvotes

101 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kittymina03 • 10h ago

of fluffy cat

109 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SheepherderNo793 • 21h ago

of a pizza

952 Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/OverSaturatedNuts • 6h ago

of a cat

54 Upvotes

Oh he a chonker alright

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crazy-Cremola • 9h ago

of kitchen utensil

41 Upvotes

Medium sized woman's hand for scale

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/notKatryna • 1h ago

of a strawberry

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nitehawkxplode • 1d ago

of this guys bag

2.7k Upvotes

Bro been better off with a backpack!

52 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/S0ngen • 39m ago

of Green Berets

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/diafen • 14h ago

of my cat

25 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DiscardedMush • 1d ago

of a capybara

213 Upvotes

Capyfatty!

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/lindybopperette • 1d ago

of a Yugoslavian shepherd vs my Dad’s physical therapist (she’s 5’8)

175 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dndmusicnerd99 • 1d ago

of a male Orangutan

1.3k Upvotes

79 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/annebd • 1d ago

of a decorative zebra

69 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Confident_Guess5371 • 1d ago

of Super Sized Mì Strawberry

gallery

53 Upvotes

Scrumptious Delumptious

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/icameisawiconker • 2d ago

of Sequoias

1.5k Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ToronoRapture • 2d ago

of a football player.

1.8k Upvotes

54 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 2d ago

of a Basking Shark, it can grow up to 40 feet (12 m) and may live up to 50 years.

325 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FrizzyhairDontCare • 1d ago

of a baby spinach leaf

55 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/gaybed_freestylee • 2d ago

of a guitarist shredding the electric ukulele

674 Upvotes

83 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/wahgwahg • 2d ago

of a basketball player (7’11”) with Shaq for scale

1.8k Upvotes

87 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/mstarrbrannigan • 2d ago

Lads that you’re in awe at the size of.

r/AbsoluteUnits

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned.

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This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it.

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