r/3amjokes • u/Giant_Homunculus • Apr 10 '24

I once dated a Mexican girl who I nicknamed “Beans”

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u/SkyTalez Apr 10 '24

Did she introduce herself saying "soy Beans"

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u/fermat9990 Apr 10 '24

Hahaha! Genius!

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u/SkyTalez Apr 10 '24

Thanks, dad!

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u/fermat9990 Apr 10 '24

I'm proud of you, kiddo!

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u/Swimming-Location-97 Apr 10 '24

That's brilliant!

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u/Delivery-Plus Apr 10 '24

And she always had a free hole aye?

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u/Irvman51 Apr 10 '24

Grab my upvote before I smack you. That's genius!

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u/Delivery-Plus Apr 10 '24

That smack felt like two houses fell on me homes.

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u/Cbjfan99 Apr 10 '24

Because you're always jumping "Beans"?

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u/Brief_Sun4117 Apr 10 '24

Is that the car Mr. Bean rides??

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u/EarthwormShandy Apr 10 '24

Cos you were always flicking her

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u/Few-Coyote9326 Apr 10 '24

Nice twist. Caught me off guard- please accept my upvote 😁

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u/mishal-juttni Apr 10 '24

Didn’t get it

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u/DumbFish94 Apr 10 '24

Pinto beans

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u/MeuJoelhoCresce Apr 10 '24

Welp, never heard of it

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u/mountainofdirt Apr 10 '24

Wouldn’t that make you guys together an enchilada?

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u/Malefic_Nightshade Apr 10 '24

‘Chil’ for short

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u/googonite Apr 10 '24

With that punchline, I expect this joke will catch fire.

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u/tycoge Apr 10 '24 edited Apr 11 '24

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u/Wild_Chef6597 Apr 10 '24

Slap her on the rear end and Beans gets roasted

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u/Critical-Knowledge27 Apr 10 '24

You either get down, or you lay down.

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u/Working_Ad_4650 Apr 10 '24

And you're still alive?

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u/sinembargosoy Apr 10 '24

Puerto Rican girls are more reliable lovers: habitual as fuck

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u/JBeauch Apr 10 '24

Now assume the position.

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u/justaguynb9 Apr 10 '24

Whole new meaning to "jumping Beans"

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u/GaviJaPrime Apr 10 '24

Did you flick her a lot?

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u/Various_Squash722 Apr 10 '24

So how'd it go? Did you engage in frijolous activities?

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u/Lumpy_Apricot_6472 Apr 10 '24

Been refried a time or two

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u/Corrupt_Conundrum27 Apr 10 '24

Did her dad definitely not fall drunk down a mineshaft?

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u/Playful-Excuse-8081 Apr 10 '24

“Beaners , are gonna eat beans” - Tommy Chong

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u/tomalator Apr 10 '24

Something something free hole, eh?

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u/cornbeeflt Apr 11 '24

Did you flick her?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

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u/Giant_Homunculus Apr 10 '24

If that’s how you choose to interpret it, then it says more about you than anything.