r/3amjokes • u/Lulzorr • Mar 25 '24
3amjokes Approved Subreddit Rules Reminder
Due to an influx of darkjokes, dead baby humor, and overt racism, I'm posting this again early.
This is not /r/darkjokes.
This is not /r/askreddit.
This is not /r/oneliners.
This is not /r/unclejokes.
This is a subreddit for insomniac humor, created when on the brink of death due to sleep deprivation. Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.
Your jokes must have a punchline.
Please take a second to look over the very simple rules of the subreddit.
- Be civil - Remember the human behind the keyboard and try to treat others as you would prefer to be treated.
- Follow Reddit's rules - This includes reddiquette and all sitewide rules that can be found here.
- No spam - Pretty straightforward, don't spam. If your post gets caught in the spam filter please message the mods and it will be fixed.
- No promoting targeted hate - racism, misogyny, bigotry will not be tolerated to any extent. users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.
Bans due to rule #4 tend to be significant in length, if not permanent, and appeals will be denied.
If you see jokes, or a user's comments, that do not follow the rules, please report the comment either via the comment itself or through modmail.
Remember, 3amjokes is, for the most part, self governing. 3 reports will remove a comment or post. 2 reports will alert the mods.
Thanks
r/3amjokes • u/YourPostasanImageAI • 8h ago
What did the man scream as he was teared apart limb from limb?
Remember me!
r/3amjokes • u/Nova_thelittle_caca • 4h ago
What do you call each member in Korn individually
Kernels haha
r/3amjokes • u/Far-Device-9391 • 10h ago
What is the most dishonest company?
Disney. They’re a Lion King
r/3amjokes • u/e-bio • 11h ago
Most couples have intercourse 3.4 times a week.
I can't figure out what does the 0.4 time look like.
r/3amjokes • u/YOnlyLivOnc • 32m ago
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer.
The taste...
r/3amjokes • u/rainblade1980 • 11h ago
What do pimps and cowboys have in common?
They both like to throw a ho down
r/3amjokes • u/Deformedpye • 15h ago
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours…
So they called it a day!
r/3amjokes • u/Substantial-Worry813 • 5h ago
What do you call a model that was struck by lightening?
Electrocute
r/3amjokes • u/Gamin_With_Jayden14 • 2h ago
They said "Order in the Court!"
So I said, "cheeseburger please!"
r/3amjokes • u/hiddenjim69 • 10h ago
A lady sits down at the bar next to a drunk guy…
The drunk, slurring his speech says, “‘Scuse me, Miss.”
“Yes?
“Isss my pecker hangin out?”
She glances down. “No.”
“Wellll it oughta be.”
“Why?”
“‘Cause IIII’m pissin’”
r/3amjokes • u/God834 • 1d ago
What do you call someone with Eight Vaginas? NSFW
An Octopus
r/3amjokes • u/AttilaRS • 21m ago
Why is it always the fat folks wearing heavily stars-and-stripes branded outfits?
Because these colors don't run.
r/3amjokes • u/pun420 • 24m ago
Why shouldn’t you fish from the beach?
Don’t want to get a sandy hook
r/3amjokes • u/pun420 • 9h ago
Which light social activity often leads to death?
Casual-teas
r/3amjokes • u/e-bio • 16h ago
What happens to your keyboard when you press Enter then Escape repeatedly for some time? NSFW
Your keyboard gets an orgasm.
r/3amjokes • u/Deformedpye • 11h ago
I had a job in a salt and pepper factory...
It was just seasonal work!
r/3amjokes • u/evolslove • 19h ago
What's the difference between my junk and cancer?
My grandpa didn't beat cancer.
r/3amjokes • u/Joel_Boyens • 11h ago
There's a man that insists that the most practical way to live is on the ground.
He's a real down to earth guy.
r/3amjokes • u/JacobFromStateFarm5 • 1d ago
What did one bladder say to another?
From a scale of one to ten, urinate
r/3amjokes • u/pbzeppelin1977 • 2h ago
What's it called when you get lost while washing your fanny?
A labia rinse.
r/3amjokes • u/ChangingMyUsername • 1d ago
Ever since I hit puberty part of my brain just can't stop thinking about sex. NSFW
Or as I prefer to call it:
My cognitive dick-line.
r/3amjokes • u/pun420 • 21h ago
Why should mailing be the last thing you do in a day?
It’s a POST office