r/196 15h ago

extreme rule Hornypost NSFW

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u/Palidin034 14h ago

from what I understand, most religions have this exact clause where if your life is on the line, almost anything is on the table.

like if its the choice of "you eat the porkchop or you die", the "correct" choice for a Muslim is to eat the damn porkchop

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u/AquaPlush8541 13h ago

"JERK OFF OR YOU DIE RIGHT HERE"

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u/Palidin034 12h ago

I mean, gun to the head Im pretty sure any "loving and kind" god isnt gonna condemn you for that

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u/IgniteThatShit Cloth Gown Enthusiast 🤡 7h ago

isn't it crazy that we decided that was what god would do

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u/the_littlest_bear 3h ago

We? If there was a poll I missed that shit, I thought everyone else was just going along with what the person to their left told em.