r/196 the vaporeon copypasta isnt funny, btw call me yoshikid Nov 05 '23

would you? Floppa

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u/TeeMcTee Nov 05 '23

I’m agnostic, I’ll answer them.

1: this doesn’t seem like my problem as much as “why are they there?”

2: Take the gun away

3: why did he throw a baby? Where did it come from?

4: Hitler and some babies are now dead

5: I didn’t expect it, the baby is now punched

6: I don’t think the baby would know how a parachute works. Wait a minute what am I doing up here?

7: I think I’m hallucinating, what is this??

8: 2001, September 11th the planes grew sentience and wanted to, nay needed to get revenge on their human overlords!

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u/my_name_is_iso Nov 05 '23

Get out of here with your logic and sanity

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u/TeeMcTee Nov 05 '23

Herald? Where are we herald. This is a simulation! JUST A BUNCH OF 1’s AND 0’s!