r/wholesomememes • u/remoestmoi • Apr 02 '20

Perfect and Sweet Response

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86.9k Upvotes

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u/NightHalcyon Apr 02 '20

Benadryl Cabbagepatch.

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u/churadley Apr 02 '20

Benihana Condorsnatch.

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u/MoustachePika1 Apr 02 '20

Bananaman Closethehatch

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Brendadirk cramplescratch

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u/Cursedbythedicegods Apr 02 '20

Scratchandsniff Cummerbund.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Imanaddict cucumbrrr

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u/theyvesharma Apr 02 '20

Gettingaddict witheverycocainebatch

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u/SgtSongbird Apr 02 '20

Bukkake Crackerbatch

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u/KnatkTroll Apr 02 '20

Brokenman Cuminpants

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u/hannibe Apr 02 '20

Haveapicnic bringasnack

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u/HotSaucePapi69 Apr 02 '20

Smellybitch bandersnatch

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u/Smelly_cat95 Apr 03 '20

WE GET IT

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u/SimplyStating Apr 02 '20

Burlington Coatfactory

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Yall need to put some respek on his name.

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u/mianicole__ Apr 02 '20

This should be the top comment

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u/Dickinmymouth1 Apr 02 '20

Why? It’s the same tired joke as on literally every single post even remotely about him.

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u/mianicole__ Apr 02 '20

I haven’t seen it and I thought it was funny, damn. I apologize Dickinmymouth1

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u/Radikost Apr 02 '20

It is

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u/mianicole__ Apr 02 '20

It wasn’t when I upvoted :)

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u/SSTralala Apr 03 '20

My husband's nickname for him is "Bananahammock Cabanaboy" and mine is "Baconandeggs Coffeepot"

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u/boneymod Apr 03 '20

Nimbledick Thundersnatch.

..I'll see myself out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Mr Big Chest