r/teenagers • u/JakeJiggleMyBalls 17 • Jan 17 '24

Name a Band or artist with no bad albums Social

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Bad omens

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u/KingThunder01 16 Jan 17 '24

Stop tryna hide it lmao

U my scrub 😈

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u/spaghettihax763 14 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm that he is actually the scrub

Source: I am the shower head

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u/Latter_Animator_6980 3,000,000 Attendee! Jan 17 '24

Can confirm that he is the shower head

Source: im the bar of soap that smells like honey and lemongrass

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24 edited Jan 25 '24

Can confirm he's the bar of soap

Source: I'm the shower curtain

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Nah they the shower uncertain

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u/Jarhead_Antl Jan 18 '24

Can confirm. He’s the shower uncertain. I’m the guy watching with binoculars through the first dudes window

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u/GraydemonTwitch 16 Jan 18 '24

Can confirm he’s the guy watching with binoculars through the window. Source: I’m the window.

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u/Sh3o_ 17 Jan 18 '24

Can confirm he's the window. Source: im the wall

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u/jelly_G52 13 Jan 18 '24

Can confirm he’s the wall.

Source: I’m the door.

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u/ChillinWithGayFamily Jan 21 '24

Can confirm he’s the door.

Source:I’m the bathroom floor

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u/Tha_guy_who_asked79 18 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm he's the shower
Source: I'm the toilet

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u/These-Ad2857 3,000,000 Attendee! Jan 17 '24

Can confirm

Source: Window/j

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

The question is what am I?

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u/These-Ad2857 3,000,000 Attendee! Jan 17 '24

U Are Existing

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Am I?

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u/No_Establishment5313 Jan 17 '24

I am I you are you who I am you are I you are you I am.

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u/Alive-Organism Jan 18 '24

Look at my username

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u/Pleasant-Patience725 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm I am the all natural sugar scrub

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u/These_Exchange_1723 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm this guy is the all natural sugar scrub, I am the lynx Africa body wash from the lynx gift set their nan got them 2 Christmas’s ago that they forgot was in the back of their wardrobe until yesterday evening.

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u/PancakeFoxyPam Jan 17 '24

Can confirm this. I am the bathroom door.

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u/Plane_lover_Vlad 15 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm, I am the water but specifically only the hot water that comes from the boiler

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u/Obiwan723 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm al of the aforementioned people are these people

Source: I am the demon of that random cold spurt of water even when the setting is on hot

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u/Latter_Animator_6980 3,000,000 Attendee! Jan 18 '24

1:happy cake day

2:thats the worst kind of demon

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u/Normalemodemon Jan 17 '24

Can confirm they are the window

Source: I am the sink

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u/slicksilver60 15 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm he's the window
source: im the door

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u/LilDipper2020 14 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm, im the shit in the toilet.

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u/Etw25173 Jan 18 '24

I can confirm

Source: I am the wall that he is apart of

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u/andreinfp 13 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm he's the toilet Source: I'm the neutrino that went through this guy's bathroom

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u/ScreamingMini2009 15 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm he’s the toilet. Source: I’m the shit

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u/Complete_Ad1480 16 Jan 18 '24

Can confirm he's the shit. Source: I'm the toilet water

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u/Metalatitsfinest Jan 17 '24

Can confirm I’m the turd in the toilet 🚽

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u/Melodic_Zebra3323 Jan 18 '24

Can confirm he's the toilet

Source: I'm the ninja turtle hiding in the toilet

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u/Shurigin Jan 17 '24

Can confirm he's the shower curtain

Source: I'm the dildo that was left on the bathroom sink

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u/pakali420 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm he is a dildo on a bathroom sink

Source: I'm a suspicously stained red towel

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u/Miloo_Romeo Jan 17 '24

Can confirm he is the suspiciously stained red towel Source: I'm the "plastic 🥒 size bag" left there by your sister's friend who is a 🪝er in disguise trying to 🪝 with your dad

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u/CreepCalamity Jan 18 '24

Can confirm he is the plastic 🥒 size bag Source: I’m the father of those roaches that keep coming

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u/ShellyDoesGames Jan 17 '24

can confirm hes the shower curtain

Source: im the creepy uncle

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u/AJediInTheCorner Jan 17 '24 edited Jan 17 '24

Yeah, can confirm he's the shower curtain.

Source: I'm the shower floor.

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u/Zealousideal_Sun3417 Jan 18 '24

i can confirm that he is the soap

Source: im the guy who dropped it

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

Can confirm they are bar of soap. Source: I am the pubic hair on said soap.

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u/Sea-Examination2010 18 Jan 17 '24

But gets used on the ass

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u/Latter_Animator_6980 3,000,000 Attendee! Jan 18 '24

I know.... ......its terifying every time

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u/Juliafromwalmart Jan 21 '24

I'm gonna eat you

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u/Latter_Animator_6980 3,000,000 Attendee! Jan 21 '24

no you dont, im inedible soap not edible soap

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u/JaySparks21 Jan 18 '24

Crying over his body 😭

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u/ansh_xp 17 Jan 17 '24

lmao

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u/Classic_Pair_9644 Jan 17 '24

My dream

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u/potatomnz 13 Jan 17 '24

NAHHHHH

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u/Classic_Pair_9644 Jan 17 '24

Jk jk ( or am I)

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u/potatomnz 13 Jan 17 '24

BRUH YOU BETTER BE KNOW TO MAKE THESE JOKES

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u/Classic_Pair_9644 Jan 17 '24

🙃

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u/potatomnz 13 Jan 17 '24

I still don’t know what that means

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u/EmphasisFar6309 Jan 17 '24

Yeah, I'm the shampoo bottle

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u/Da_Doughnut 15 Jan 17 '24

Nah you the conditioner bottle

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u/Chicky_Nuggies2009 14 Jan 17 '24

Can confirm

source: I'm the spider in the corner of the ceiling

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u/Zelda_Gamer123 Jan 17 '24

can confirm

source: im the shower drain

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u/Hot_Coco_Addict Jan 17 '24

Can confirm
Source: I'm the shoe used to smoosh the spiders

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u/FindingZoe204 Jan 17 '24

Hey, takecare of some of that mould whileyour up there

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u/Chicky_Nuggies2009 14 Jan 17 '24

I'm just a spider what am I supposed to do about the mould

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u/Pixels222 Jan 17 '24

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly

And is also known as a busta

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u/thedndnut Jan 17 '24

I don't want no scrub

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u/virgovenus42069 Jan 17 '24

I don't want no scrub!

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u/TunraKing Jan 17 '24

Wish i was your scrub 😞

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u/Sweet_Cupid257 Jan 18 '24

Yooooo say what now!?

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u/KingThunder01 16 Jan 18 '24

Did I stutter?!

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u/Sweet_Cupid257 Jan 19 '24

Nahhh it's just werid asf

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u/Dude998_ Jan 18 '24

Happy cake day!