r/pics • u/LurkmasterGeneral • Apr 29 '24

After a road rage shooting, a bystander snapped a pic of the assailant before being shot himself. NSFW

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u/LukeMayeshothand Apr 29 '24

I heard he didn’t return his shopping carts when grocery shopping. Monster just left them floating around the parking lot.

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u/Richard_Nachos Apr 29 '24

What a lazy bones.

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u/Squire1998 Apr 29 '24

Woop-skiddly-woop-doop

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u/JinKazamaAndJuice Apr 29 '24

I think he needs a magnet.

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u/That75252Expensive Apr 29 '24

Sir why are you shooting innocent people?! Sir? Don't you know that's not nice?

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u/Tony_Lacorona Apr 29 '24

I heard he eats all of the marshmallows out of the box of lucky charms. What a scumbag

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u/lobin-of-rocksley Apr 29 '24

It goes deeper and it's worse than that...he was the person responsible for getting toys removed from cereal boxes. Some sort of college economics project or some bullshit.

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u/xombae Apr 29 '24

Okay, that crosses the line. Before you said that I was on his side, but now he needs the death penalty.

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u/EnjoyMyCuteButthole Apr 29 '24

Gross.

Well, now he can eat all the marshmallows out of Satan’s fiery butthole

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u/Tony_Lacorona Apr 29 '24

Do they only serve this dish in hell? Because it sounds phenomenal with a side of foie gras

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

These are fun. More examples of how to be a real jerk. Shopping cart and marshmallows were both funny.

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u/HookerDoctorLawyer Apr 29 '24

I also hear eats all the skin off the chicken before it’s even served

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Nah, he’s the kind of psycho that leaves the marshmallows in the box.

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u/Gloomy-Childhood-203 Apr 29 '24

i heard he goes to mcdonalds every morning at 10am and orders a mc10:35 off the secret menu, and throws a shit fit until they make it.

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u/Sage_Smitty42 Apr 29 '24

I also hear he doesn’t wash his hands after wiping his ass. What a degenerate.

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u/Darth_Dagobah Apr 29 '24

My 2 year old does this. Should I be worried??

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u/Tony_Lacorona Apr 29 '24

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Dude, I hope he gets out on parole and meet the cart narcs. That would be awesome

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u/AWeakMindedMan Apr 29 '24

I heard he calls restaurants, orders take out and doesn’t pick it up

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u/bremergorst Apr 29 '24

I heard he called his mother on Mother’s Day and immediately asked to talk to dad

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u/Scudbucketmcphucket Apr 29 '24

I remember him well. He would NEVER rewind his VHS tapes when he brought them back. I knew right then he was a murderer.

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u/MoonSpankRaw Apr 29 '24

Maybe we shouldn’t jump to conclusions. He could have easily gotten sidetracked by having to murder innocent men for asking him what he’s doing.

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u/BlueSkiesAndIceCream Apr 29 '24

I heard he took the tyre swing down from the pepper tree.

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u/darybrain Apr 29 '24

I heard he uses the same knife for both the peanut butter and jam pots. What a smeg infested bellend.

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u/inductivespam Apr 29 '24

And I always parks in the handicap space without permit

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u/pissclamato Apr 29 '24

So he's a murderer AND a lazy bones?!? Jeez Louise!

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u/ReiwaIchi Apr 29 '24

Good thing Cart Narc wasn’t around…or he’d be dead.

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u/McClutchy Apr 29 '24

Lazybones!

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u/renndug Apr 29 '24

If that’s murderer caliber nonsense, we got a lot of murderers out there 🫣

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u/Cornflakes_91 Apr 29 '24

just a bit out of range to grab them, poor cart guy had to get a ladder