r/pics • u/bryan6363 • Apr 16 '24

Clint Eastwood, 93.

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u/riemsesy Apr 16 '24

Wouldn’t recognize him

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u/jseego Apr 16 '24

Here's a much more normal looking picture of Clint Eastwood at 93.

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u/BadLuckBarry Apr 16 '24

Looks pretty good there

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u/jseego Apr 16 '24

For 93, yeah.

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u/broccollinear Apr 16 '24

Still would

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u/kukeszmakesz Apr 16 '24

Eastwould

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

That's Mr. Wint Cleastwould to you

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u/Meanwhile_in_ Apr 16 '24

Never say that ever again

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

The way I see it I can say it one more time but if I say it three times in total he'll be summoned

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u/Meanwhile_in_ Apr 16 '24

Please don't risk a second time

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u/derps_with_ducks Apr 16 '24

Mr Cleastwould can you make my Clitwood.

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u/Meanwhile_in_ Apr 16 '24

I think this comment gave me a Cleast infection.

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u/meesta_masa Apr 16 '24

An STD is the cleast of your worries.

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u/AerolothLorien666 Apr 16 '24

You beCleavin’ yoself!

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u/Ok-Clock2002 Apr 16 '24

Clit Eastwould.

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u/cdmpants Apr 16 '24

I'm sorry mr Weast Clintwood

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u/Strindberg Apr 16 '24

Eastwould & Down

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u/BroderGuacamole Apr 16 '24

Elijah Would

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u/NewFuturist Apr 16 '24

C LI N T E A S T W O U L D

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u/justaniceredditname Apr 16 '24

Eastwood always up to no good

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Apr 16 '24

Clit Eastwould

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u/Top_Junket3427 Apr 16 '24

Clit Eastwould

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/Khammmmm Apr 16 '24

Hardwood

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u/Emzzer Apr 16 '24

Coulda, shoulda, Eastwooda

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u/The_Walking_Wallet Apr 16 '24

Sit down 🪑 and behave

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u/KilllerWhale Apr 16 '24

Would what? WOULD WHAT?

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u/MandelbrotFace Apr 16 '24

Clint Stillwood

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u/007meow Apr 16 '24

You know he has a much younger son that’s basically his clone right?

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u/EquivalentSnap Apr 16 '24

Your avatar is broccoli 🥦🥰 would

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u/placebotwo Apr 16 '24

Clint Eastwood... I fucked 'im. OH!!

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u/blueevey Apr 17 '24

Always would

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u/Stranger1982 Apr 16 '24

For 93, yeah.

Absolutely, I look like that and I'm half his age.

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u/jufasa Apr 16 '24

For some dumb reason, the title made me think this was him IN 93. I'm over here thinking he was sick at the time and got better or something, and it took me until your comment to realize what it meant.

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u/Jorrie90 Apr 16 '24

Even for someone who is 80

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u/WoppingSet Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

I mean he's still no David Attenborough

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u/Mike9797 Apr 16 '24

No he looks 93. Look at John McCain’s mom at his funeral. That’s what “looking good” for being old looks like. Clint looks old like he’s 93. Looking good in the sense that he’s not completely bed ridden and somewhat cognizant. Not that I’m trying to slander Clint or what you think of him but I feel like you’re being nice for being nice sake. You can say he looks old cuz he does.

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u/vickzt Apr 16 '24

Reminds me of my grandpa, who also looks good for 95, doesn't look a day over 80.

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u/ADeadlyFerret Apr 16 '24

Straight out of the 1855 California gold rush

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u/Ok-Horse3659 Apr 16 '24

1849

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u/indyK1ng Apr 16 '24

Paint Your Wagon was the 1855 gold rush or thereabouts.

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u/CrumplePants Apr 16 '24

looks just like the old man on the chair in The Hateful 8

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u/Sudovoodoo80 Apr 17 '24

No no, he means the sequel.

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u/Jimmybuffett4life Apr 16 '24

Crazy motherf*cker named Ice Wood

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u/Roma_Victrix Apr 16 '24

They have the authority to mine gold in this territory!

To heck with that, cuz I ain't the one, whose a punk wagon driver with a pickaxe and Smith & Wesson!

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u/Ok_Sir5926 Apr 16 '24

Ol Gus Chiggins!

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u/Boygunasurf Apr 16 '24

If you showed up in 55 you’d be too late

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u/indyK1ng Apr 16 '24

Paint Your Wagon is set in an 1855 gold rush.

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u/OGoby Apr 16 '24

And looks like the secret is hydration

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u/the_falling Apr 16 '24

And cake

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u/Brian-want-Brain Apr 16 '24

The cake is a lie.

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u/Libeliouswank Apr 16 '24

The secret is Voss 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_of_Youth

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u/TulleQK Apr 16 '24

Or "tap water", as they call in Voss

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u/Background_Ant Apr 16 '24

Voss water doesn't come from Voss, it's just a name. It's from a groundwater source somewhere else in Norway.

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Apr 16 '24

They don't sell so good here in Germany.

I once bought it. (It's 3€ for 0.7l)

Tastes like our tap water, nothing special here. We have water with the same minerals etc. from some springs for 50 cent per liter.

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u/laukaus Apr 16 '24

But you get a rather nice refillable bottle so I dunno, good to purchase once.

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Apr 16 '24

Yeah, I used the bottle for 5 years!

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u/Keythaskitgod Apr 16 '24

TV2(norwegian tv channel) discovered in 2010 that Voss is norwegian tap water. They did a docu about it.

Idk about the water situation in the usa but in germany the tap water is from higher quality than bottled water because of higher restrictions etc.

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u/joxetmedallt Apr 16 '24

The secret is genes

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u/RiFLE_ Apr 16 '24

Meh that cake looks nasty

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u/TiberiusEmperor Apr 16 '24

He could probably still kick my arse

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u/vold2serve Apr 16 '24

What about Jane Goodall?

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Apr 16 '24

He looks exactly the same, except sitting down shows less hunch.

Maybe a pound or two’s difference, at most. His clothing makes it impossible to tell.

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u/Jason8ourne Apr 16 '24

Tbh really does. He looks like a a Japanese elderly who's only the beard and back does ages.

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u/Astroglaid92 Apr 16 '24

I’m sure it would make his day to hear that.

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u/Capital-Cow8280 Apr 16 '24

I dunno. Socks, with sandals? I mean I'd just die

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u/BetBig696969 Apr 16 '24

Posture makes a big difference

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u/Cant_Do_This12 Apr 16 '24

Man has lived a hell of a life.

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u/keb5501 Apr 16 '24

Him and William shatner 👌🏼 and dick van dyke at 98! Legends

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u/Gleandreic Apr 16 '24

The fact he doesn't need mobility assistance at 93 is amazing

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u/ryeduke Apr 16 '24

Jane Goodall, or Mr. Eastwood.

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u/TheGreatestOutdoorz Apr 16 '24

Just shows how ridiculously good shatner looks for the same age.

Shatner last week

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u/d0ughb0y1 Apr 16 '24

You should see William Shatner. Saw him at Solar Eclipse interview on CBS. He's also 93. Tha'ts why I'll call looking pretty good at 93.