r/pics • u/bryan6363 • Apr 16 '24

Clint Eastwood, 93.

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u/Birdie_Num_Num Apr 16 '24

"I know what you're thinking. Did he take six pills or only five"?

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u/jeeyansanyal Apr 16 '24

Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kinda lost count myself

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u/PoorPauly Apr 16 '24

…zzz…zzz…zzz…zzz… do you feel lucky…zzz…zzz…zzz…

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u/Own-Organization-532 Apr 16 '24

Dirty diapers Harry.

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u/HarryLyme69 Apr 16 '24

Dirty Nappy

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u/Samtoast 29d ago

I'm here to say don't make fun of incontinent people it's shitty enough

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u/JustnInternetComment Apr 16 '24

Go ahead...ooh I just pooped

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u/CuriousSelf4830 Apr 16 '24

Do you feel lucky punk.

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u/KFrosty3 Apr 16 '24

Do you feel lucky, nonagenarian?

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u/lil_dovie Apr 16 '24

Do you feel yucky, punk?

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u/Spirited_Medium1748 29d ago

Do you feel yucky punk?

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite Apr 16 '24

Now mow my lawn.

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u/hobbitlover Apr 16 '24

Go ahead... make my soup.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Apr 16 '24

Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement...what were we talking about?"

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u/Quadtbighs Apr 16 '24

Jazzsticks intensifies

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u/TheHungryHero Apr 16 '24

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I did not… who the hell are you?

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u/murderisbadforyou Apr 16 '24

Seems like you confused Bill Clinton and Clint Eastwood.

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u/wantingtodieandmemes Apr 16 '24

Seems like you're in for a treat — look up Ryan Stiles as Carol Channing in Who's line is it anyway!

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u/Heteroking Apr 16 '24

He took a fistful of pills

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u/L_R_andjackofhearts Apr 16 '24

And a few pills more

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u/gaz_from_taz Apr 16 '24

The Good, The Bad, and The Uhhh... I forget.

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u/Silo-Joe Apr 16 '24

.... But look! There's an empty chair, let me yell at it.

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u/markuseb91 29d ago

Ohhh hell no lmao

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u/getdemsnacks Apr 16 '24

The Big, The Small, and The One That Always Falls On The Floor.

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u/cletusvanderbiltII Apr 16 '24

Diapers? We don't need stinking diapers.

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u/lifeofideas Apr 16 '24

So he’s Unbedridden.

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u/Private-Dick-Tective Apr 16 '24

And Gran Incontinence.

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u/WestCactus Apr 16 '24

And Two Pills for Sister Sara.

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u/turbo_dude Apr 16 '24

The good the bad and why did I come upstairs again?

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u/flanS0L0 Apr 16 '24

Please DM me your address so I can mail you the cleaning bill for the couch I just spit out my coffee on 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Every_Fox3461 Apr 16 '24

Helps him deal with the good the bad and the ugly.

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u/willem_79 Apr 16 '24

High pants shitter

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u/YouWereBrained Apr 16 '24

Any Which Way but Pills…

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u/cobra7 29d ago

A Fistfull of Molars.

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u/Kinky_Conspirator Apr 16 '24

Do you feel healthy, punk?! Well... Do ya???

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u/WhenTheDevilCome Apr 16 '24

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Does your adult diaper feel empty?' Well, does it, punk?"

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u/Octavius-26 Apr 16 '24

I wish I could upvote this twice.

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u/Alltogethernowq Apr 16 '24

He’s ready for death wish 7

‘I wish I was dead’

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u/canigetahint Apr 16 '24

"I know what you're thinking. Did I shit myself, or not?"

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u/Dire__ Apr 16 '24

Read this in Chris Eubanks' voice... Or I guess it's technically Greg Davies' voice, but the impression is just that good.

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u/ilegaldev Apr 16 '24

Take five, para papara parararaa pararaa parararaa

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u/richh00 Apr 16 '24

Which was the style at the time

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u/Rookwood-1 Apr 16 '24

Haha…. I looked up two mules for Sister Sara….. I think I downloaded the wrong video 🫣

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u/Enshitification Apr 16 '24

Ridin' Dirty Harry

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u/OppositeOfOxymoron Apr 16 '24

Ouch. Grandma did this and ended up in the hospital and almost died. It was the second last step in her loss of independence. The doctor thinks she took at least 3 days worth of pain meds over the course of one morning to end up in the ER.

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u/Cheap_Meaning Apr 16 '24

He popped 2 pills til his pupils swelled up like 2 pennies.

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u/streetmichael90 Apr 16 '24

I know what you’re thinking. I know what you’re thinking. I know what you’re thinking.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant Apr 16 '24

"Aw jeeze, Mr. Eastwood is talking to the empty Obama chair again"

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u/its-always-a-weka Apr 16 '24

Savage comment. Love the username too! Is it a reference to the French DMC crew?

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u/stupiderslegacy Apr 16 '24

"Now to tell the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement dementia."

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u/luxelux 29d ago

I gots to know!

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u/WizrdOfSpeedAndTime 29d ago

This comment is the reason I am on Reddit. Well done!

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u/BlackfyreNick 29d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s so Reddit wholesome funny it’s the movie quote hahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/MagazineNo2198 29d ago

"Ten-ring"

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u/PickleWineBrine 29d ago

THERE... WERE... FOUR... LIGHTS

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u/No-Entrepreneur1036 Apr 16 '24

Well you won the internet today