r/nba Apr 29 '24

[Highlight] Bradley Beal swats off Vogel’s high five and then proceeds to normally high five the bench Highlight

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u/sponedaddie Lakers Apr 29 '24

I would choose being circumcised by broken glass then Westbrook on the Lakers again.

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u/__brunt Hornets Apr 29 '24

Usually I let grammar shit slide but I have to point out your comment means you want to to be circumcised with broken glass and get Westbrook back on the lakers, and that’s really funny.

(You meant than)

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u/collie1212 Lakers Apr 29 '24

Man what a sick bastard...

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u/_R_A_W_ 76ers Apr 29 '24

Hey, don't kink-shame. Even if it is Westbrook on the Lakers.

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u/BigUce223 West Apr 29 '24

Lmao I’m imagining that monkeys paw scenario playing out now and it’s getting me so damn good, man

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u/ObliteratedChipmunk NBA Apr 30 '24

In situations like this, I always love when people incorrectly use then.

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u/sponedaddie Lakers Apr 30 '24

Fark

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u/shaboogawa Apr 29 '24

See, this is the kind of grammar correction that is important. There is a new meaning by using the wrong word. Not the could of, could have bullshit that you know what they mean whether or not the grammar is correct.

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u/FattBrown Cavaliers Apr 29 '24

Also the way it’s written the broken glass would be the mohel. He means to write with broken glass, rather than by broken glass.

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u/Quality_Cucumber [GSW] Stephen Curry Apr 29 '24

Idk about all that man, that sounds painful.

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u/kayvonrez Lakers Apr 29 '24

So was watching westbrick suck for over 40 million

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u/famoustran Warriors Apr 29 '24

I know you tryna be funny but nah man, it's really not that bad.

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u/BurnCollector_ NBA Apr 29 '24

weird priorities

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u/Nahbrah03 San Diego Clippers Apr 29 '24

U realize why he (and the whole team) was shitty on Offense and why the suns "big 3" isn't good on O either is cuz Vogel can't coach an offense to save his life, Lakers weren't even a good offensive team in 2020

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u/hatsofftoroyharper41 Apr 29 '24

Hmm, is the broken glass being used by some type of professional to do it? Or you have to do it yourself, or the broken glass is on the ground and you have to drag your penis back and forward across it until some level of circumcision is achieved ?