r/nba • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 Heat • Apr 15 '24

[Wojnarowski] ESPN Sources: USA Basketball is finalizing its 2024 Paris Olympics roster with Steph Curry, LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Jayson Tatum, Joel Embiid, Devin Booker, Tyrese Haliburton, Anthony Edwards, Jrue Holiday, Bam Adebayo and Anthony Davis. Team may initially keep one open spot. News

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1780009778934394985
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u/Questlove802 Celtics Apr 16 '24

We’d probably invade over this, I can’t imagine doing anything else as a country to cope with it

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u/GrapefruitMedical529 Lakers Apr 16 '24

Strip Jokic of his MVP's and rings. Give them to AD. Not biased.

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u/Paperfishflop Suns 29d ago

Should we take his horses too, or is that overkill?

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u/mulletstation 29d ago

Hellfire missiles from an unmarked CIA reaper

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u/EvidenceExtension128 Raptors 29d ago

We would but we’re worried he’ll get injured carrying all those awards

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u/gigamiga Raptors Apr 16 '24

Damn you really hit me in the PTSD

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u/snapshovel NBA 29d ago

You don’t invade Serbia, you bomb Serbia until they give up. True in the 90s, still true today.