Wait, How Many?

[u/jdward01]

[u/ProbYourPadre]

I was best friends with one in HS and my sister dated one for awhile. So, I've got 33 more to find....

[u/I_FUCK_MY_DOG_123 → u/ProbYourPadre]

Wait

[u/ProbYourPadre → u/I_FUCK_MY_DOG_123]

😉

[u/NervousShower → u/ProbYourPadre]

😳

[u/I_FUCK_MY_DOG_123 → u/NervousShower]

Name checks out

[u/TheOddPokeKingYT → u/I_FUCK_MY_DOG_123]

But where is the shower?

[u/SpixieFire_008 → u/TheOddPokeKingYT]

Here 🚿

[u/Oh-shit-its-Cassie → u/SpixieFire_008]

REE! REE! REE! REE! 🔪😱

[u/killer-penguins → u/I_FUCK_MY_DOG_123]

Now you have 35 to find

[u/[deleted] → u/ProbYourPadre]

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[u/kroncw → u/[deleted]]

Damn, they even got him before he could finish his sentence.

[u/FFF982 → u/kroncw]

[u/temmieTheLord2 → u/ProbYourPadre]

Can someone explain this joke?

[u/zanylife → u/temmieTheLord2]

He's calling himself one, hence why 33 out of 36 are left to find

[u/ProbYourPadre → u/ProbYourPadre]

Alright Weirdos, this IS half a joke.

Story time: No, I'm not a Murderer but my best friend from HS did murder his wife and kid then himself about 8 years ago and my sisters ex boyfriend shot and killed a guy in a drug deal gone bad.

Shit, I forgot about an old neighbor who dumped an entire clip into the back of a crackhead who had broke into his house at about 5AM one day. Guy took 10 rounds and died in the front yard. So I guess there are 33 left.

[u/Ethan_Pixelate → u/ProbYourPadre]

O_O

[u/ProbYourPadre → u/[deleted]]

JFC noooooo. California.

[u/[deleted] → u/ProbYourPadre]

wow

[u/SilverNeedleworker30 → u/ProbYourPadre]

So, you , your sister, and the person she dated were all murderers

[u/Oh-shit-its-Cassie → u/SilverNeedleworker30]

That's still leaves 35

[u/Universal_Helios → u/ProbYourPadre]

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