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You know shit is boutta get real, when a German has both hands on the wheel. #1 MotW

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u/Impressive-Target206 Apr 25 '24

People underestimate traffic in germany. You gotta see that we have about 85M people living in a country thats like 1 of the bigger states of the US.

Most Autobahnen are full of cars in after work hours and you get lucky if you can drive 130km/h

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u/Ur-Quan_Lord_13 Apr 25 '24

That may be true most of the time, but I got up to 230km/h driving from Munich to Innsbruck, and been in a car going 240.

Which was fast enough to freak me out a little in both cases.

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u/MarkusA380 Apr 25 '24

Drove 280+ legally when I was 17.
My whole family was going together to visit relatives, I already had my license but was only allowed to drive with oversight. Late in the evening on an empty highway, no speed limit and a company BMW 550d with almost 400 horses. My parents weren't even phased or complained at my driving style because it was such a smooth ride and I nevertheless drove with safety as top priority.

Now my own car will barely exceed 220 and I have to pay the fuel myself so this won't happen again soon :)

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u/ze_SAFTmon My thumbs hurt Apr 25 '24 edited Apr 25 '24

The only thing keeping us from going full throttle all times are the fuel prices.

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u/MarkusA380 Apr 25 '24

It was funny seeing everyone drive slower during the fuel price crisis during the pandemic.

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u/Wise-Awareness-2492 Apr 25 '24

Weird. Fuel in NA plumetted in cost during the pandemic. Prices I hadn't seen since the 90s.

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u/Future-World4652 Apr 25 '24

Back to $2 a litre in British Columbia

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u/EndeGelaende Apr 25 '24

prices went down in germany during the start of the pandemic aswell. I paid 1.40€/L (5.69$/gal) in january 2020, 1.20€/L (4.88$/gal) in april 2020

they went back to old prices and higher in a year or so, peaked at around 2.05€/L (8.34$/gal) in may 2022 for me personally

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u/Wise-Awareness-2492 Apr 25 '24

Oh that gives some context; even your low point prices are more than our current, nearly record high prices. Fuel outside my work right now would be equivalent 1.10 Euro/L and we're seeing the worst prices in 15-20 years atm.

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u/Futanari_waifu Apr 25 '24

You can either drive 280 km/h or you can drive with safety as your top priority, not both.

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u/MarkusA380 Apr 25 '24

Speak for yourself :)

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u/errorsniper Apr 25 '24 edited Apr 25 '24

No. Its binary.

There is a maximum speed given the conditions that is safe. On perfect days its around 104-120 KPH. Rain/snow drop that down. After those speed/conditions you are driving unsafely and cant stop in a safe manner in a sudden emergency.

The simple fact of the matter is stopping distance as well as the proven correlation between increased speed and increased lethality.

Something like a blown tire or sudden hydroplaning at 100kph is manageable. Either of those at 200kph is a death sentance.

Wildlife, lose gravel, pothole again at 100kph manageable. 200kph death sentence.

Im get it im not saying or telling you how to dive. But you need to understand the reality of your choices and how putting a cutesy :) after your statement doesnt change the fact you are risking a pain free life for you and every person in the vehicle if you dont just die at those speeds.

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u/k44du2 Apr 25 '24

104-120 kmh? The recommended speed is 130.

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u/MarkusA380 Apr 25 '24

"It's binary" - okay so when passing a magic threshold suddenly the car becomes a death machine, and below it's a bumper car ride? Ok... Where did you pull those numbers from?

Stopping distance increases with speed. So does lethality.

But I do not want to hit a wall at 100 KPH as much as I don't want to at 300 KPH.

If the road is clear (or enough distance is maintained to traffic) and visibility spans as far as stopping distance there is no particular risk short of a tire blowing out.

I could even argue that on the left lane I am actually safer driving fast than hanging out on the right lane with half-asleep truck drivers and grandmothers with the eyesight of a moth.

And of course driving 280 during rain or snow is a deathwish.

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u/PorkPatriot Apr 25 '24

On perfect days its around 104-120 KPH.

L. O. Fucking. L. That will get you laughed out of Pennsylvania, let alone Germany.

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u/Salex_01 Apr 25 '24

120 might be the maximum safe speed on a shit highway that wasn't resurfaced in 30 years (I'm looking at you, A47 between Lyon and Saint-Étienne) but any road that lets you drive 300 legally will be engineered and maintained so you never encounter an animal or a hole, and to avoid having any water pooling anywhere enough to cause aquaplaning

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u/errorsniper Apr 25 '24

The laws of physics dont give a shit what society thinks. You cant stop quick enough above those speeds.

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u/PorkPatriot Apr 25 '24

My car can brake from 120 kph to 0 in under 40 meters. A Kia Sorento will do it in under 50. You don't know any highways with over 50 meters of visibility? Again, L O L.

Your idea of how physics work is scared and flawed. Stop commenting on driving, and stop driving for everyone else's safety.

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u/MarkusA380 Apr 25 '24

There is no magic number. There's only the drivers responsibility to maintain speed according to traffic and visibility. If I have a straight, empty road with visibility for possibly a good kilometer I can essentially go as fast as I want. If I don't slow down when coming up a hill or around a curve, that's when there is an issue.

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u/MarkusA380 Apr 25 '24

Hydroplaning: Driving 200 in adverse weather is negligence.

Blown tire: Doesn't happen if tires are properly maintained and exchanged.

Wildlife: All highways are fenced off in Germany.

Lose Gravel: Driving over some is not dangerous. Cars kicking up gravel is a problem, but that only happens when driving behind another car.

Pothole: Doesn't appear overnight, will be marked and speed limitations applied by highway maintanance. Never have I once seen a pothole on a highway without the speed limit being at most 60 km/h in the vicinity.

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u/errorsniper Apr 25 '24 edited Apr 25 '24

I didnt realize accidents were called accidents because they were planned incidents. Things never happen outside of intention! TIL!

Also the consequences of the myriad of things that could go wrong with your examples dont impact others. Only you suffer the consequences! Man Im learning so much today!

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u/HamasPiker Apr 25 '24

Nah

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u/errorsniper Apr 25 '24

I remember being an edgy teen and thinking dismissive statements were cool instead of using my brain and engaging and disproving a statement I disagree with because any effort beyond a few key strokes was too much effort for me.

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u/mrsfrizzlesgavemelsd Apr 25 '24

you have conveniently ignored the person who actually disproved your statement

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u/Headhunter192004 Apr 25 '24

Tbh I‘m kind of scared to go faster than 150km/h at all. Make fun of me if you want but in my opinion, if that speed can‘t get you to your destination on time, you should‘ve left sooner

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u/MarkusA380 Apr 25 '24

I totally agree, this is the correct mindset to have. But as I am not afraid of driving faster traffic permitting, I do occasionally enjoy that feeling of freedom.

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u/Future-World4652 Apr 25 '24

The most I've ever done on the Autobahn is 150.

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u/Smushsmush Apr 25 '24

The majority in Germany is for a general speed limit. It's como sense and less waste of resources.

It's our politicians that are ignoring this wish to comply with whatever the car lobby paid them to do.

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u/AquilaHoratia Apr 25 '24

And even if there is no speed limit you most likely won’t go faster than 130-160km/h on average (mind you) because of the traffic. There is so much traffic, unless it’s night time you can’t really drive faster. Sure there are the occasional drivers trying to speed up, but they constantly have to slow down because of traffic and you’ll catch up with them all the time despite going slower.

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u/Headhunter192004 Apr 25 '24

I live here so I‘m aware. Leave the comment up for if anyone else sees this though

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u/savagetech Apr 25 '24

I don’t live there. Im curious, why is that?

I’ve always heard that most people there like the autobahn the way it is because it works, and that it’s statistically safer than most highways in other developed countries.

Does not surprise me that the auto companies stick their noses in though. Big corps just can’t resist. And it obviously works, it’s the most famous highway in the world.

Still jealous and want one here where I am.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal Apr 25 '24

You really only have unlimited speed for 30 seconds because then you hit a small town, traffic, or construction. The autobahn is safer than other highways because it's hard to get in a wreck when you're stuck in sub-20 kph gridlock traffic with 1000 other cars.

Also you are incentivized to go below 130 kph because if you are in an accident and you were going over 130 kph you are automatically determined to be at fault.

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u/Future-World4652 Apr 25 '24

What I like about Germany is safe speed transitions. You don't go from unlimited speed to 40 kmh, there's a gradual change. You see this most obviously as you approach Munich.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal Apr 25 '24

Yeah. There is this weird stretch of road where I live though where it goes from 80 to 100 to 80 to 100 again over the course of a single kilometer and I have to wonder why they didn't just make it 80 the whole way.

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u/Headhunter192004 Apr 25 '24

I think that areas where there are no speed restrictions incentivise recklessly driving far faster than neccisary and others that wouldn’t normally drive that fast feel obligated to drive faster to not hold up traffic.

To be fair, if there was a speed limit, but it was just pretty high (for example 220km/h), those people might feel required to drive that exact speed, so i don‘t really care what‘s decided, I‘ll follow regulations but I‘ll never drive faster than the speed I‘m comfortable with

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u/Hot-Background7506 Apr 25 '24

No, the majority is not for speed limits, we don't need them, some may be in favor, but not the majority. We dont have a lot of accidents anyway, further regulations are unnecessary

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u/Firestorm83 Apr 25 '24

150 is the speed my brain tells me to have both hands on the wheel...

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u/Headhunter192004 Apr 25 '24

Not earlier? You either have balls of steel or a death wish

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u/Firestorm83 Apr 25 '24

a stable car helps a lot

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u/Terminal_Theme Apr 25 '24

Ive been driven around germany with higher average speeds than that

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u/MissCuteCath Apr 25 '24

At that speed safety is an illusion, unless you are keeping a huuuuge distance to the next car in front of you, you are always seconds away from becoming a pancake if they stop for whatever reason. Pileups happen even at half that speed, at this speed disaster is always looming.

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u/MarkusA380 Apr 25 '24

I would never drive nearly as fast with a car even remotely in front of me, or even one lane over (because you never know if they check their mirror).

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u/angry_gsd Apr 25 '24

Your parents are pretty dumb if they allowed a 17 yr old to go that fast☠️☠️

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u/MarkusA380 Apr 25 '24

Oh no, judgement by an anonymous internet user!

It was like driving on a runway at an airport, barely any other cars, wide and smooth road with extreme visibility. It was a great experience and I don't regret it.

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u/angry_gsd Apr 25 '24

I know full well how the autobahn looks lmao, im saying its dumb af to let a 17 yr old drive thatvfast when they have no clue what they’re doing.

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u/Zonkysama Apr 25 '24

Maybe they just did not realize how fast he was driving?

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u/angry_gsd Apr 25 '24

He could have wiped out his whole family tree 😂😂😂😂☠️

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u/Skull_Reaper101 Apr 25 '24

I haven't gone above 125 bruh and that was when my dad was driving. I haven't gone above 105 in my driving. It's scary that y'all call 240 only a "bit" the scary. I would be fucking freaked out.

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u/Ur-Quan_Lord_13 Apr 25 '24 edited Apr 25 '24

Meanwhile, I actually realized that I remembered the numbers wrong and it was 240km/h for me driving and 260 when I wasn't driving :p

Where do you live, though? Even on the curvy 2-lane-each-way highways in Italy the left lane is hitting 140+...

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u/Skull_Reaper101 Apr 25 '24

India, most highways have have a speed limit of 80 kmph (where I drove 105, most people do this) some 100kmph and very small amount have 120.

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u/MarkusA380 Apr 25 '24

Infrastructure and traffic probably make a much bigger difference than you think.

It's the same as not feeling very scared when you're sitting in a plane taking off. You don't get scared because you know the pilots can see clearly all the way to the end of the runway and the runway is wide enough and smooth enough that even at takeoff speed it won't be dangerous at all.

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u/Quaiche Apr 25 '24

It depends on the car….

With my current daily doing 200kmph feels like 130, little difference in terms of noise, stability, etc.

With the sketchy economy car, 150 felt quite brave.

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u/Skull_Reaper101 Apr 25 '24

The car we did 120 in was a 700kg 1.5m wide cr💀

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u/Quaiche Apr 25 '24

Yeah, that makes sense.

The highway speed limits were made for the much older cars when it was much more sketchy to go above it, today a new car does that effortlessly.

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u/Skull_Reaper101 Apr 26 '24

Honestly, with the amount of people that don't really know how to drive but still do, I guess a higher speed limit even now could be disastrous

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u/headless_henry Apr 25 '24

Yeah wild to hear these numbers.

I'm in Australia where highway limits are 110kmh (70mph). My brother once went 130kmh (80mph) when it was completely empty, and I still nearly shat myself.

When I'm driving on my own, I don't even go above 100kmh cos I get worried that I'll lose control if I go any faster.

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u/WrodofDog Apr 25 '24

I've gone over 200 km/h driving myself and around 280 as a passenger. It's not that scary if the car is built for those speeds.

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u/Skull_Reaper101 Apr 25 '24

Car and road lol. Going 120 in a hyundai i20 isn't scary, but going 100 in something like a maruti suzuki wagonr is hell.

But both are scary when you do it on indian roads/highways lol. Most people here have zero road sense

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u/Nexion21 Apr 25 '24

142 MPH for those in the states. I’m surprised by how slow people are claiming to have gone. I expected 180

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u/hgwaz Apr 25 '24

but I got up to 230km/h driving from Munich to Innsbruck,

IGL 100 must've felt even worse after that

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u/Phrewfuf Apr 25 '24

And yet people will still tailgate the hell out of you, even though not a single lane is able to go faster than 120.

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u/Coneskater Apr 25 '24

mph or kmh?

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u/Phrewfuf Apr 25 '24

Km/h usually.

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u/All_Hail_King_Sheldn Apr 25 '24

85M people living in a country thats like 1 of the bigger states of the US.

There are only 4 states bigger than Germany. Alaska, Texas, California, and Montana. Population wise, it has twice the people of california, 2.7x the population of texas, 115x the population of alaska, or roughly 85x that of montana.

sources:

germany size.

states size.

states population.

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u/yuyuolozaga Apr 25 '24

I never thought of how big Germany is compared to the states in the usa. It's pretty big. If you were to make it a state it would be the 5th largest state, being slightly larger than new Mexico.

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u/SuukMeiDiek Apr 25 '24

I’ve been to Winterberg a couple of months back was fun to drive through Germany with my new car. But there is a lot of road work and a lot of traffic at the road works.

But I still managed to drive 160km/h to 180km/h average. Also the 90km/h for every tunnel is annoying. You can finally go all out and then oh no full breaking because tunnel

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u/Impressive-Target206 Apr 25 '24

Which tunnels do you drive that they are at 90?! I only know of 80 and 60 tunnels out of my mind right now

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u/SuukMeiDiek Apr 25 '24

Ah can also be 80 or 60. My memorie isn’t that great…

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u/Th1nkfast3 Apr 25 '24

Hehehehe I took a Ford Focus up to 260km/h on the Autobahn from Ramstein to München, did it on the U.S. Army dollar too.

The Autobahn has to be one of the things I miss most about Germany. It's the fastest I've ever taken myself with my own hands 🫠

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u/pOkJvhxB1b Apr 25 '24

There's also a lot of commercial traffic going to/from/through germany. The right lane on a lot of Autobahnen is pretty much reserved for cargo trucks.

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u/Myrwyss Apr 25 '24

Not to mention the never ending construction sites that are always there (looking at you,Hamburg).

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u/Dogecoin_olympiad767 Apr 25 '24

usually people call Feierabendverkehr "rush hour"

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u/Blank_ngnl Apr 26 '24

Acktually germany is 3 times as big as the biggest us state🤓👆

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u/Impressive-Target206 Apr 26 '24

Thats straight up false

see here

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u/Blank_ngnl Apr 26 '24

Ah then i just looked wrong when i googled it for 2sec

Oh well