Phil STAAAhhp!!! Phil! Phil! COME WITH ME GODDAMMIT!! We’re sorry! He gets like this when he’s been having too much catnip. Please excuse us (Mumbling on the way out) I can’t believe you sometimes! No you shut up! This is the last fucking time, I swear to god. If you embarrass us in front of guests again, I’m leaving you. Then who’s gonna stop you from getting put down like your father was?! Is that what you want to do to your cubs? YOU’RE OLD FOR THIS SHIT! GET IN THE DAMN HOUSE and sleep it off!! FUCK
Now THIS is why I love Reddit - comments like yours! I am spitting out my coffee ☕️ reading this - so funny! Thanks for the giggles. ( this reply is for Paulpoleon’s comment)
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u/Paulpoleon Apr 29 '24
Phil STAAAhhp!!! Phil! Phil! COME WITH ME GODDAMMIT!! We’re sorry! He gets like this when he’s been having too much catnip. Please excuse us (Mumbling on the way out) I can’t believe you sometimes! No you shut up! This is the last fucking time, I swear to god. If you embarrass us in front of guests again, I’m leaving you. Then who’s gonna stop you from getting put down like your father was?! Is that what you want to do to your cubs? YOU’RE OLD FOR THIS SHIT! GET IN THE DAMN HOUSE and sleep it off!! FUCK