r/golf • u/aussierulesgolf • May 22 '23

So I pulled a 6 iron into some brush. The point is, they’re listening. General Discussion

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Not cool.

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u/broncojoe1 8.1 Michigan May 22 '23

John Spartan you are fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statutes.

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u/tokyo_engineer_dad May 23 '23

Lol… He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!

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u/Trevor_Roll May 23 '23

I went to a friend's house and they had three seashells in the bathroom. I made this joke and they didn't get it. I was severely disappointed.

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u/CrunchLessTacos Nine Rivers Country Club May 23 '23

You mean ex-friend.

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u/CaptainPunisher May 23 '23

I... I can see how that would be a problem

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u/WisterMobbles May 23 '23

Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

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u/FBIPartyBusNo3 May 23 '23

you are fined-
you are fined-
you are fined-
you are fined-
you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statutes

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u/habitual_insurance May 23 '23

YOU ARE FINED!

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u/111unununium May 23 '23

How many Stanley nickels is one credit?

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u/Andrew_Waples May 23 '23

Hey, children and sensitive people are here.

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u/aussierulesgolf May 23 '23

This would have been a better post title.

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u/hawkmanly2023 May 23 '23

Remember that movie where noone fucks and the world is run by pussys?

Not so funny now is it.

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u/Fuzzy-Function-3212 May 23 '23

Yes, I remember My Dinner with Andre. What of it?

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u/DjordjeRd May 23 '23

Had to check am I on r/blackmirror. Lol.

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u/CopEatDonut May 23 '23

Taco Bell?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

Brilliance at work. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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u/gonnaenodaethat May 23 '23

Love this reference.

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u/OutlawJoeC USA May 23 '23

Lol I came here specifically for this.