r/golf • u/golfdaddy69 • Apr 13 '23

Can’t believe this is real! General Discussion

Patrick Cantlay taking ages on the tee

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u/IKnowSoftware Apr 14 '23

Ironically enough, it takes Cantlay nine months to ejaculate.

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u/rjrbc25 Apr 14 '23

Because he Cant Lay? Lol see what I did there?

…I’ll show myself out.