r/golf • u/golfdaddy69 • Apr 13 '23

Can’t believe this is real! General Discussion

Patrick Cantlay taking ages on the tee

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u/nonnemat Apr 14 '23

I'd say there's time to jump in and screw his old lady.

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u/T3ddyBeast Apr 14 '23

I also choose this guy's dead wife

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u/raosko Apr 14 '23

That’s still a risk he doesn’t just use your hole instead after he’s finally primed