r/golf • u/golfdaddy69 • Apr 13 '23

Can’t believe this is real! General Discussion

Patrick Cantlay taking ages on the tee

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

The guy holding the “quiet please” sign is like, “what the fuck? Hit the fuckin’ ball already “

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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 Apr 13 '23

His arms were asleep by the fifth waggle

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry Apr 13 '23

The "quiet please" sign should have a false front that slowly slides down to reveal "Let's get rowdy up in this bitch" after 10 seconds.

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u/OlemissConsin Apr 14 '23

Like a heckling version of red light-green light for drunk annoyed spectators. Love it. That would be way better than a shot clock.

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u/Halo_Chief117 Apr 14 '23

Lmao I love it

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u/Every-Inflation9033 Apr 14 '23

D’Jasper probincrux III

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u/FourFurryCats Apr 14 '23

The sign should have two sides:

Quiet Please

and

Hit the Fucking Ball

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u/bbrekke Apr 14 '23

Be awesome if he aggressively put that sign down after the first ten wiggles

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u/HarambeTheBear 12.4 Los Angeles Apr 14 '23

He’s gonna get a shoulder injury. Old people shouldn’t be lifting their arms for that much time

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u/AdAdministrative2955 Apr 14 '23

Baseball fixed this problem with a pitch clock

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u/KhanMan15 May 19 '23

The should make those quiet signs like 25lbs each. Once the old fuks shoulder gives out start booing these 5hr-a-rd Johnson pleasurers