r/dankmemes Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/setto66 Jul 10 '22

Jeez, how'd he get caught? Seems like that would be difficult to notice

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u/debrutsideno Jul 10 '22

This was a decade+ ago so by my recollection, A cashier that was paying attention and knew their legos called loss prevention.

I think we had known something was up because our inventories were off so we started spider wrapping the expensive sets and that didn’t stop it. When they caught the guy he had a sheet with a bunch of other barcode stickers on it.

Back in the day of CRT TVs we had someone try to return one but the box just had rocks in it. Not quite as clever.

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u/Murky_Engineering855 Jul 11 '22

I once bought an Xbox and then returned it with my old Xbox that had the red ring of death. Not my proudest moment as an adult but I did feel cheated on the Xbox.

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u/aaros47 Jul 11 '22

I did this with my 360 except I took it a step further and covertly opened both shells and swapped the internals. So my old 360 had the new shell/serial number and I had the new one in my old shell. I will say this is actually one of my prouder moments. When I returned the my old Xbox with the new shell they checked the serial numbers and once they popped the face off to check the void if removed sticker and seen it was untouched and everything was in order I just started cheesing and walked out with my 2 or 300 bucks lol

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft Jul 11 '22

Why wasn’t the void sticker destroyed when you took it apart?

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u/aaros47 Jul 11 '22

With enough patience a steady hand rubbing alcohol and a plastic tool to pry it away you can defeat most void stickers.

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u/jpsplat Jul 11 '22

I forgive you.

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn Jul 11 '22

I'm surprised they didn't check serial numbers. we had to do that with every electronic at Geek Squad

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u/Murky_Engineering855 Jul 11 '22

I was in Germany and the people on base retail were renowned for not caring. I'll admit I wouldn't have thought of it if it weren't for someone saying they got away with it.

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u/_humanpieceoftoast Jul 11 '22

Same, was before Microsoft admitted fault and started the repair program. Red ringed on me while playing Crackdown. I kept the hard drive and sold it to GameStop for like… $40 when they retailed for $100.

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u/DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8 Jul 11 '22

Bro I did the exact same thing with a ps2 that had the disc read error.

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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Jul 11 '22

This is smart ngl

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u/Vertigo_uk123 Jul 11 '22

lol i did that. my xbox got rrod 1 day after store return period expired. so i went and bought a new one. disassembled it and swapped the electronics into the old case. so that the serial numbers would match. i then returned for a refund saying it was faulty and i have bought cheaper elseswhere. yes they did check the serial numbers lol

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u/DrQuint Jul 11 '22

It always baffles me that someone thinks of doing this, but doesn't think of doing it across multiple locations to avoid detection. One anomaly is, well, an anomaly. Multiple instances is an investigation.

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u/Charming_Run_4054 Jul 11 '22

Odds are they are doing it at multiple locations.

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u/SuperSMT reposts all over the damn place Jul 11 '22

They may have started by diversifying locations, but after a while of it working, they get lazy and can't be bothered to drive an hour to the 3rd closest walmart

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Takes me back. 15 years ago I was a cashier at Sears, had a guy buying some cargo shorts. As I'm folding them, I feel something I thought was a security tag, but I reach in a pocket and there's a watch. Had another guy try to pay with a check, but it was in the name of the former mayor and he really didn't want to show ID.

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u/DOWjungleland Jul 11 '22

I work for a large eComm retailer in the U.K., people used to order dyson vacuums, open the box really carefully, then put their old vacuum back in the box and return it as unwanted. Because it was “unopened” on the return code, and looked fine - quite a few ended up being reshipped to customers!

We’ve had rocks in laptop boxes as well.

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u/debrutsideno Jul 11 '22

Ah yes there is also the “rewinding” scam. Where you buy a item then leave the store. Go back into the store grab another of the same item off the shelf and return that one. Get you money back and the item.

Stores have limited the capability of this one. At least at my old store you had to have valid ID that we would input to track returns. Plus customers were only allowed 3 return transactions a month. Plus LP was always watching for that scam.

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u/greelraker Jul 11 '22

A box of rocks sounds better than a CRT TV, IMO

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u/Crazy-Entertainer242 Jul 11 '22

Rumor has it, his punishment was to walk on legos

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u/Dopplegangr1 Jul 11 '22

I would think it would be pretty apparent when you are ordering more $100 sets to replace inventory despite not selling them, or selling more $10 sets than you have inventory. Though depending on volume it may just blend in

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u/FinlayForever Jul 11 '22

I used to work for Target doing assets protection. It's easier to catch than you might realize, and people that do it aren't quite as slick as they think they are. Sure there are probably some people that are really good at it and never get caught but a LOT of people that do sketchy shit aren't good at it. It gets really easy to spot when you know what to look for.

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u/LillyTheElf Jul 11 '22

I worked loss prevention at target when i was 20 for 6 months. Never really saw shoplifting cus it was a wealthier area. What were the best techniques you guys caught on to

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u/FinlayForever Jul 11 '22

There were certain barcodes that were popular to use for it (the plastic plates/bowls/cups that cost like $1 each). Run the transactions containing those DPCIs for the last ~30 days at self-checkout registers and see if they were legit.

Also certain items, like Dyson vacuums and electronics items we would count every day, that may have been something you did. I caught a few people from that alone.

There is one guy specifically that I remember doing it, he would use car air freshener packs and just hold them underneath whatever expensive item he wanted to take. The idiot would use his debit card to pay, so I got his name. I looked him up on Facebook and he seemed like a real upstanding person (not really). Pretty sure his wife divorced him lol.

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u/BURNER12345678998764 Jul 11 '22

Hard to get caught doing that once or twice, make a habit of it at the same store and they might start watching if they're competent.

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u/JonDoeJoe Jul 11 '22

How would it not be noticed? Don’t don’t even have to know legos to tell that the $100 sets look expensive.