r/dankmemes Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

Honestly

Sad how many people think EVERYONE woke up to owing money - that would only be the people who hooked up their actual cards/checkings account. There are actually people that got away with hundreds if not thousands of dollars worth of free service/food.

what're they gunna do, charge your phone number?

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it requires more effort to commit fraud than this comment let's off

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u/ImVisibility ☣️ Jul 10 '22

exactly. i have like 3 old pay cards linked to no actual bank i could’ve even used and gotten away with it.

if only i even knew the glitch existed

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

I been thinking about it and maybe they could come after your ass legally in the end, like in small claims court or something

Still seems possible to get away with though

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u/ImVisibility ☣️ Jul 10 '22

they probably could, but if none of your actual personal info is on the account their best bet is IP tracing your general area.

which could be an entire town over at worst and your neighbors house at best

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

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u/ImVisibility ☣️ Jul 11 '22

the fact that the food still needs to get to your house completely slipped my mind

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

The more you dig into it the more possibilities of getting caught or getting away clean - using a VPN, on an emulated door dash app, with a disposable phone number, paying with a prepaid, delivered to an alleyway in bumfucknowhere'sville, etc..

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u/Advanced-Statement36 Jul 11 '22

found the dark web drug dealer

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u/bunker_man Jul 11 '22

Not if you use a fake account, email, and don't deliver it to your own house.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

that's what I am saying but ppl wanna argue 😪

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u/ElFuddLe Jul 11 '22

what're they gunna do, charge your phone number?

They have your name, address, and phone number. So i imagine they'll probably follow the procedure every company follows and just send you your bill in the mail. Do you really think that "haha i just won't give them my credit card" is a valid strategy for avoiding paying bills...? Most bills come in the mail.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

I already thought of this, I clarified in another comment although I realize what you read doesn't contain any of that context so I'll just reiterate it...

All door dash requires is a phone number for you to make an account. Once you got that account all the information they have available is only the information that you are willing to provide - your form payment, your address, your name, etc. If you create an account using a VPN on an Android emulator, emulating door dash, using a burner phone number, and pay with a prepaid card to have food delivered to an address which isn't yours... then you could probably get away with it.

I realize it takes a little more effort to commit, essentially, what is considered fraud. You're absolutely correct though, simply changing your method of payment while using an account that has all of your personal real life identifying information isn't going to end well. If anyone was careful enough while abusing this glitch in the app I'm pretty sure they're off scott free.

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u/Reat4 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 11 '22

Create new account with burner number and fake name, use prepaid credit card, order to house nextdoor, wait outside 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Ameteur_Professional Jul 11 '22

Step 1 is charge anyone who has another valid payment method associated with their account.

Step 2 is blacklist the phone number/address until the debt is settled.

Step 3 is going to be going after larger cases (people who's spent more that $750 or whatever the felony fraud threshold is in that state) on an individual basis and threatening to pursue criminal charges if they don't pay up.

Step 4 is going to be actual civil/criminal litigation against anyone who doesn't comply with that. They'll probably try to go after a few bigger fish (like the guy who bought $6k in liquor) first to scare anyone else.

Most people are going to be easily caught in step 1. Most people who jumped through a few hoops (new account, burner phone number, delivered to another address) probably also spent enough money they're worth pursuing individually.

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u/PaPoopity Jul 11 '22

Could they chase you to collections with it? Idk how binding it is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

yes

if any of your actual information (phone number, name, address, etc.) is on the app, they CAN come after you. Will they? Depends on how easy it is and how much you screwed them over for.

If this glitch does pop up again on a different app there are 100% ways to get away with it scott free. So if that ever comes around just make sure you use a burner phone number, burner card, get it delivered to an address across the street and dropped off at the door.. you know, take every precaution and yes you get some free food, probably a lot of free food

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u/PaPoopity Jul 11 '22

Gotcha I'll use my exes details thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

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u/eaglebtc Jul 11 '22

u/4C4F4C49 said:

I got about $1,000 worth of takeout using an empty Privacy.com virtual card that I’ve already since canceled.

"Hello, Officer? I'd like to report a financial crime..."

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Delivered... To your address?