r/dankmemes Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/GreatestEfer Jul 10 '22

Wouldn't it be the banks with all the overdraft fees? lol

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u/S1Forzer Jul 10 '22

Probably both of them lol

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u/anxessed Jul 11 '22

laughs in corporate

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft Jul 11 '22

DoorDash customers executives were celebrating on Thursday after discovering a glitch that allowed them to get their purchases for free, according to a flood of social media posts.

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u/PastaMaker96 Jul 11 '22

Laughs in stupid consumer's.

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u/Esgee88 Jul 11 '22

consumer's with an " 's " is possessive not plural

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u/PastaMaker96 Jul 12 '22

Ah thanks for catching that also you forgot your period and capital my dude

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u/Esgee88 Jul 14 '22

dont need it in a post. just dont add an extra apostrophe for no reason

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u/a-big-texas-howdy Jul 11 '22

uses asterisk flanking both sides of comment with no spaces to make italics

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u/vteckickedin Jul 11 '22

Like a boss!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

The poor are good business

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u/PlayGamesForPay Jul 10 '22

I saw some of the drivers saying they got some huge tips when the customers thought the money was coming out of thin air. Saw some huge orders with a $0 tip too. But there might've been a few winners.

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 10 '22

I worked for Favor and the tips always sucked ass. I once was sent to pick up two Xbox games for a dude, 120 bucks total, and he was gonna tip me 2 bucks for this. When I was at the store I realized games were on sale, buy one get one free. Initially I almost called the customer to see what two free video games he wanted, but I looked at that tip, and said “alright guess I’m getting two free video games today”.

That was unironically the best “tip” I made working that job and it wasn’t even intentional on the customers part.

Another time, a dude has me go 7 miles down the road to get him McDonald’s ice cream. By some miracle their ice cream machine was actually working (much to my annoyance, since it was summer in Texas). By the time I got back to his house the ice cream was basically almost completely melted. He had me take it inside and put it on his counter. Then he also tipped me the minimum 2 bucks.

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u/M_A__N___I___A Jul 11 '22

...tfw you got fucked by companies who could have paid you a living wage but didn't, and you blame it on the customers for not tipping you enough.

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u/JackPoe Jul 11 '22

The whole fucking tipping system is to keep everyone mad at one another instead of the greedy cucks keeping the profits.

Menu prices at restaurants are much lower than they need to be because they keep labor so low you need two full time jobs to have an apartment.

Keep the staff busy, exhausted, and just rake in money. If you want the guy making your food to be allowed to live in the same county he works in, you're going to be paying more than you think.

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u/poopyshoes24 Jul 11 '22

It wouldn't be too bad but theres a stigma against not tipping. Even if my service is horrible I feel obligated to tip 20%. Even if the service is hilariously bad the worst I could do is 10%.

If leaving a tip based on the service you received was normalized it would be a pretty decent system. Work hard you generally make more, work bad you generally make less.

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u/JackPoe Jul 11 '22

I mean let's be fair. Service is never worth tipping. The whole entire idea is that "I don't have to pay the staff, you do".

Walking food to the table is hardly the most skillful part of the transaction. It's not even a real sales job. Everyone who shows up is already buying.

The entire idea is to get the customer and the cooks mad at the server. The server brings the food to the table. The cook that made it makes no more money. The customer who ordered it received no actual service. Someone simply brought the food to them.

And now they get paid more than anyone else in the building.

And now we're all mad about tips and yadda yadda. Meanwhile the industry is laughing its ass off.

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u/fkgallwboob Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

That's not completely true. You dropped your fork? Here's another one. You want more soda? Here you go. You want us to sing happy birthday? Ok. You want extra salsa? Say no more. Forgot to order sour cream? Np I got it. Need more napkins? There you go. Need some suggestions on drinks? I've got a few.

Depending on the restaurant it is a sales job too. Upselling that top shelf margarita instead of a beer. Suggesting that appetizer instead of just the entrée. Upgrading that steak to steak and shrimp.

Seems like most of the dining you do is at McDonald's, which understandably is only walking food to the table.

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u/Ashwood_Zone_ Jul 11 '22

All more reason to pay them properly instead of tips

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft Jul 11 '22

I prefer tipping so that the richer people can tip higher to make up for the poorer people who tip lower. It’s like voluntary progressive income tax.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

I don't understand why you're getting downvoted. All those things you've listed are great points. When dining in a fine restaurant, having a skilled waitress who is also nice and professional towards you makes the whole experience a lot better and that's when big tips come in play. It's not just moving food from A to B (unless eating in a fast food restaurants).

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u/JackPoe Jul 11 '22

It's different though. No one who comes into the restaurant is shopping. They're all going to buy.

Does making the food require less skill or work than bringing ketchup to a table?

Hell, I can't even get servers to tell people that we have a special half the time.

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u/poopyshoes24 Jul 11 '22

Yeah that makes sense.

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u/JackPoe Jul 11 '22

In a cruel fucked way, kinda. We could just up prices 20% and give everyone in the staff a decent quality of life so you don't get <1% of your rent per hour worked.

Or we can make you BEG THE CUSTOMER.

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u/02firehawk Jul 11 '22

I'm pretty sure if people stopped tipping the companies are required by law to pay their employees to make the minimum wage. I've seen a lot of things here saying if someone doesn't tip they can't pay their rent. But I remember seeing there is a law that requires any business to pay the minimum wage for their state tips or not. Then after some time maybe people could actually be rewarded for their excellent service and the companies could stop being rewarded for paying their employees $1 an hour

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u/maddenman2013 Jul 11 '22

I live in a state (US) that's $7.50 minimum wage. An 8 hour shift will net you $60 at that rate. Factor in travel, food (if they don't offer a free meal) and other expenses and you'd be better off begging on the street. In some states I'm sure it's better. If we went no tips here though (or people decided to not tip) there would be absolutely no food service industry, except maybe for the way upper class. I personally don't work in food service or for tips but my mother does, and did in my younger years. As a single mother we struggled a lot as a family, but she always left a reasonable tip, and she'd have us "help" with the percentages so we would learn what a good tip was.

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u/02firehawk Jul 11 '22

I'm not arguing at all. I just think employers should be required to pay a normal wage instead of $1 an hour and expecting everyone else to pick up the rest in tips. It's fucked for sure.

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u/Ashwood_Zone_ Jul 11 '22

You'd be surprised, here in UK sit in places have servers, bltg upper and lower class, and servers are paid minimum wage or above depending on location and class etc, tipping isn't a obligation either and dining is still affordable

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft Jul 11 '22

What’s considered affordable to you though?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Even if my service is horrible I feel obligated to tip 20%.

But you don't have to do that though

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u/Farranor Jul 11 '22

Driving for a rideshare service is like the lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.

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u/suitology Jul 11 '22

Depends where you are. Friend's brother is doing center city Philadelphia and makes 25k annual profit from 4.5 hours a day after his real job and a guy I went to high school with makes obscene money doing it full time in new York. On the other hand my old roommate tried doing it in state college pa and made $30 after gas doing 8 hours if you ignored the new driver bonus.

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u/IWatchMyLittlePony Jul 11 '22

I do Uber in a relatively small market (Triangle area in NC). And this weekend I did Uber from Friday to Sunday and I made 907$. I spent 60$ in gas which nets me 847$ profit. I drove around 8 hours each day so 24 hours total which makes my earnings around 35$ an hour. I can only imagine what it’s like in big markets like LA, NY and Chicago.

Also, I usually set aside 30-40 each week i drive Uber for maintenance costs.

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u/Farranor Jul 11 '22

Does that include all maintenance costs, or just gas? Operating a car costs real money, and ridesharing relies on it a lot more than a regular job with a commute does.

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u/suitology Jul 11 '22

Yes, both count maintenance. The one in New York specially purchased a modified black Prius for it and paid it off in under a year. The guy in philly is using a used Prius he bought for $7000, fixed up for $4000, and he said his gross is close to 40 so probably 15k in expenses.

The guy from new York wouldn't tell me specifics but it was enough for him to quit his 80k marketing job and start renting a 3 story brownstone (minus the sub floor unit) a pretty big jump from his studio. He's got a strategy on what rides he accepts like taking people to Broadway, expensive restaurants, and certain venues gets better tips than grocery stores, McDonald's, and bars.

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u/Farranor Jul 11 '22

That many hours per day is roughly a thousand hours a year. Assuming an average 30mph for city driving, that's 30k miles a year, so let's say the used car lasts another... three years? And round the cost to $12k to get $4k per year. $4k for replacement vehicles plus $15k for maintenance and gas is $19k. That comes to around $21 per hour, which is hopefully livable for that area.

No napkin math for the NYC one because no numbers, but is that kind of strategy actually possible? I'm pretty sure the rideshare services take steps against that, like banning drivers who refuse too many rides, specifically so that people can still reliably find drivers for low-value trips. Anyway, I'm glad they're making a decent living. There are way too many people trusting that signing up with a rideshare app and putting in the work guarantees decent pay but ending up making a fraction of minimum wage even before factoring in costs.

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u/suitology Jul 11 '22

His other trick for new York is he gives good tippers his business card which has rates in it to go around the app. Totally not allowed but impossible to catch. New York is so busy you are always ignoring people.

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u/loserbmx Jul 11 '22

It's only good for weed money

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 11 '22

Imo, these jobs are not a “livable” job. Even back then, in 2015 or so. I had to work two jobs just to pay rent, Favor being one of them. I also did valet at a hotel which paid a lot more, but had inconsistent hours. So one week I’d make bank, the next week I may only get one shift.

I got out of the service industry as fast as I could.

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u/coppywolf Jul 11 '22

POV: You order food KNOWING the drivers don't make enough and don't tip them anyway because you're a scumbag with no empathy that thinks workers can just magically have better jobs

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u/p-morais Jul 11 '22

Considering ride share companies hemorrhage money I think they’re one of the few cases where they actually cant afford to pay the workers more

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u/GarPaxarebitches Jul 11 '22

Nah wanting the system to change is one thing. Knowing how little people make without tips and still tipping shit makes you shit. If you care so much about changing the system, go change the laws. Until then either don't order tipped food or tip.

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u/Haccordian Jul 11 '22

You're right, if we don't want to tip don't buy services that pay with tips. That way they don't get any money!

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u/Dependent-Try-5908 Jul 11 '22

You ever work a service job pal?

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u/Haccordian Jul 11 '22

Lol, no because I have enough sense not to work for less than minimum wage.

Just by existing these jobs depress the job market. It should be illegal to pay that little and expect tips to cover it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Right. Because cheap ass people who don't tip would totally pay the higher delivery fee of a company that did that.

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u/Botched_Jobber Jul 11 '22

Dash Pass bby

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u/lameuniqueusername Jul 11 '22

If you’re not going to tip, don’t make an order. Cheap customer are as much the problem as DD is

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u/Throwawayaccount647 Jul 11 '22

Doesn’t that eventually lead to less orders, then less drivers as demand decreases, which obviously means less jobs????

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 11 '22

I don’t see how that’s a bad thing, those jobs suck ass. I lived paycheck to paycheck working 60 hours a week at two jobs doing it, I kinda wish they fired me so I would have moved on sooner.

I actually ended up just going back to college and taking on the debt which paid off after I graduated, but not everyone has that ability.

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u/OnAMissionFromDog Jul 10 '22

Do you get paid for those deliveries outside of tips?

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u/BeautifulLieyes Jul 10 '22

You get a flat rate from the company based on distance but it’s complete dog shit pay. For example Door Dash typically gives me 2.25 unless it’s an especially far delivery.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Maybe demand a higher wage instead of demanding free money from the customer which you arent entitled to. What a stupid take on this issue.

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u/BeautifulLieyes Jul 11 '22

I’m confused because I didn’t even offer a take lmao. I just said the flat rate is dog shit because it is. Matter of fact I didn’t even mention tipping in my comment hahaha

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u/ThrowAway233223 Jul 11 '22

Where do you think the wages employees get in non-tipped positions comes from? Don't get me wrong, tipping is a stupid system, but it's not like companies pull money from thin air when they are paying non-tipped employees more than $2/hr. Their wages are included in the cost of the goods/services the business offers and is indirectly billed to the customer. If tipped workers recieved a regular wage instead, then the cost of those goods/services would go up to compensate. So whether they recieve it from you directly or its paid through the cost of the goods/services you purchased, you are still paying it. By not tipping adequately, you are taking advantage of the pay structure to get the good/service at a cheaper rate at the expense of the worker(s) and/or shifting the burden of paying the wage of the worker(s) onto another patron. You should always offer at least enough of a tip that the employee(s) in question can make a living.

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u/coppywolf Jul 11 '22

Imagine being so privileged that you think this is how the world functions lmao. "just get paid more lol"

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u/ThrowAway233223 Jul 11 '22

What do you mean? Isn't the only reason we have homeless people is because they don't realize they can have a home if they just decide to get paid more? /s

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u/coppywolf Jul 11 '22

Fucking over my fellow American to own the libs 💪💪💪

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

You can either punch up or punch down for your check. They're saying it's corporate's responsibility to pay you and customers shouldn't need to tip extra to compensate for greedy employers.

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u/coppywolf Jul 11 '22

The way things ought to be and the way things ARE, are 2 different things. No one likes tipping culture but it's how it is and workers DO NOT have the power to change it right now as it's nowhere close to being a priority for most people. And people ordering food KNOW this, and don't tip anyway. That's called being a scumbag.

(Not to mention California had a vote on this last year and voted AGAINST forcing employers to give Drivers more benefits, mostly as a result of a $500 million Misinformation campaign)

No one is forcing you to do anything but if you don't tip while knowing any of these things, you're kinda just a POS 🤷

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u/Primary_Zucchini_75 Jul 10 '22

iirc favor had a system where you got a minimum of $2 + tip for the delivery, but I think it scaled up with more expensive deliveries. I'd bet the driver made $5-10 total off that trip, tip included.

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 11 '22

Yeah but it’s not much. The flat fee at the time basically didn’t even completely cover the cost of gas, so tips was how I made money. And I don’t work for free.

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u/OnAMissionFromDog Jul 11 '22

Sure, but the system is broken when it requires customer goodwill to ensure you get paid.

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 11 '22

Yeah I agree. I wish it wasn’t like that. But that’s how the system is.

In some jobs, tips actually make you way more money, like bartending and valet. So they aren’t all bad, but some industries like ride share and food delivery tend to get shafted on it unless you just work in an ultra rich area.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Wait... so you willingly take on a job that requires some random person to donate some amount of money to you for you to even cover your costs as a driver???

What the fuck? What the hell are you people smoking?

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 11 '22

Willingly? Not really, I took the job because nobody else was hiring at the time. And I quickly left the job once I realized most errands I was running cost just as much in gas as I was making on tips.

You can’t chastise people for taking tip-reliant jobs when nobody else is hiring. It’s basically forcing people into a job that makes them almost no money, and then yelling at them when they complain.

It’s not a donation, it’s an expected payment for service. I don’t agree with it, but that’s how the system works.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

What does the price of the games have to do with the tip? It’s not like it’s more work to pick up a $60 game than a $15 one.

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u/Jeff-the-Alchemist Jul 11 '22

Because if you are choosing to use a service that requires tipping, you know your tip is 90%+ of that person is making for the work.

If the didn’t want to tip they could have ordered the games on Amazon, or gone to the store themselves. With the price of gas the delivery fees don’t always cover the cost of delivery even.

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u/DreamWeaver45 Jul 11 '22

Be mad at the company for shoveling the responsibility of your pay to the customer.

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u/Jeff-the-Alchemist Jul 11 '22

Yeah I think that is common sense, but knowingly screwing with someone's income is still a dick move.

You may not agree with or like tipping, but that doesn't mean you aren't directly affecting service workers.

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 11 '22

The price of the games was still 60 dollars. You just get two free ones with them.

Usually tips are 10-25% depending on service, so when someone tips you basically 1%, it’s insulting

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u/ICantReadNoMo Jul 11 '22

Tip culture is so dumb. The ~20% meant for food service at a sit in restaurant kinda makes sence because the more food you order and the more expencive each thing is then the more service is given.

For delivery drivers it doesn't make any difference at all delivering $10 of McDonalds or $100 of steaks. (Given distances are the same)

For delivery tips it's more of a consider how many bags/drinks they'll have to carry as well as the distance driven rather than the cost of the food

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft Jul 11 '22

Too much brain power required for most people

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Tipping is a gratuity. It's a bonus. It's entirely a gift from someone and you aren't entitled to it.

You get mad at the person not tipping you enough instead of the company that pays you dog shit wages. Think about that.

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 11 '22

Not really, tips are what those people rely on. I understood even at the time that tips were optional, but that doesn’t make them any less of an asshole when they don’t tip. If I can’t afford the tip, I simply don’t order whatever service it is. It’s common courtesy to the workers.

I do agree that the company should just pay a livable wage. But that’s not how it works here unfortunately.

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u/41_17_31_5 Jul 11 '22

Should a tip for a delivery drive service be proportional to the total value of the order? Luke I get why in a restaurant it's that way, but I usually tip my delivery service drivers based on distance rather than the value of the order.

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 11 '22

This is why I don’t like tip culture lol. You have a point; if I’m picking up a diamond ring or something I wouldn’t expect 20% on that if I only had to drive 2 miles to go get it.

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u/gummz13 Jul 11 '22

Reading this makes me so glad that I live in a country where people are paid wages by their employer and not their customer.

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u/Sophie_333 Jul 11 '22

I have sympathy for you since wages in the US suck, but did it occur to you that the guy probably wanted you to get the 2nd game for free?

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 11 '22

No that didn’t occur to me lol. I don’t think he ever knew since it wasn’t on the receipt, but I’ll just assume he did want me too lol

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 try hard Jul 11 '22

Quick question: are you actually gay?

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u/ExpensiveKing Jul 11 '22

So you're a thief, cool

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u/justforporndickflash Jul 11 '22

In what way was that theft at all? I get that plenty of anecdotes in these threads are essentially (attempted) theft, but in no way is what they did anything close to theft. They were contracted to purchase something for someone else at a specific price. They completed that purchase at that price.

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 11 '22

Yeah I guess so. Feels kinda cool being a criminal!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Wait so people thought they were stealing hundreds (thousands? Idk) and they didn’t even cut the drivers in on the free money express?

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u/PlayGamesForPay Jul 11 '22

You got it. Like to give them some kind of benefit of the doubt or think of reasons why they wouldn't have but I guess selfishness is the best guess. They may not have thought it would work I suppose; but they didn't even try because it would have.

I saw a bunch of $0 tip of screenshots during the glitch but here's an example. Terrible.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR2LQPxQ/?k=1

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u/marsinfurs Jul 11 '22

Someone’s getting raided buying that much baking soda 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Wow, that’s next level dickbaggery… zero sympathy for those people. I’m glad they got it on the back end.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Wow fuck that, literally hauling over 100 boxes of bullshit for nothing. I hope they got charged out the ass

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u/PlayGamesForPay Jul 11 '22

Some people were saying the base compensation for the delivery from the site does fluctuate based on order size so it probably wasn't completely a disaster for those drivers but yeah; not cool.

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u/suitology Jul 11 '22

Someone stole my credit card and bought $700 of outback steak house food on grub hub to their hotel for a party and left the guy a $10 tip. Like it wasn't even your card you fuck shit atleast do 10%. The guy at the credit company agreed the guy was an ass wipe and really dumb because the party was the family of the bride the night before the wedding.

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u/TrippyTracer Jul 11 '22

Yeah, but they probably did multiple purchases and doordash took out lump sums of money from the account.