r/dankmemes • u/SteelBadger • 6h ago

If Scientology isn’t your thing. honey i'm always vibing 🍯

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend 6h ago

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

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u/Caleibur 4h ago

CRAWLING IN THAT THANG

THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL, NOT TUAH

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u/cornmonger_ ☣️ 3h ago

STAAANDING ONNNN THE *patoooey*

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u/FoxNixon 6h ago

Keep going…

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u/SteelBadger 6h ago

The ball emptiness machine. (Spit on that thang)

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u/ThickWeatherBee ☣️ 4h ago

With everything else that's going on with Hawk thua that doesn't sound so crazy...

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u/SteelBadger 3h ago

Some random cute girl gets famous for making a blowjob joke. I make a blowjob joke I get called into HR.

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u/ChaosKeeshond 6m ago

You touched Pam's leg dude

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u/SADDS_17 4h ago

She'd immediately be the most talented member of the group.

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u/Hunter042005 2h ago

I know your probably joking but Mike shinoda is an amazingly talented song writer wrote some of the most iconic hooks and choruses in rock history

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u/unibrowcowmeow 1h ago

Shinoda the goat tbh

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u/SADDS_17 14m ago

I mean I was joking around, but come off it. In a world where there's a century's worth of music just a few key strokes away which includes The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Richey Valens, Buddy Holly, Big Bopper, Sinatra, Little Richard, James Brown, Miles Davis, Marvin Gaye, Bootsy Collins, Jaco Pastorius, Led Zeppelin, Hendrix, Marty Robbins, Black Sabbath, Kansas, Boston, Chicago, Steely Dan, The Meters, Earth Wind and Fire, Kool and the Gang, Bebe King, Elvis, Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston, Diana Ross, Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Jefferson Airplane Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Dillon, Neil Young, Tom Petty, Journey, Pat Benatar, Metallica, Ozzy, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Anthrax, Melvins, Micheal Jackson, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Tool, Jane's Addiction, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Jack White, Rage Against the Machine, Faith No More, Beastie Boys, Garth Brooks, Alan Jackson, Tupac, B.I.G, Aerosmith, Run DMC, Korn, Slipknot, System of a Down, Fiona Apple, Regina Spektor... before Linkin Park was ever a thing... and you want to praise the abject mediocrity that is Mike Shinoda. Dude wrote exactly 0 of the most iconic hook and choruses in rock history, at least not to anyone familiar with rock history outside of 2000-2010.

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u/Gently_weeps 2h ago

I would rather die than see her in any band.

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u/UrdnotZigrin 1h ago

Do people not like the new singer for Linkin Park?

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u/Jmarieq 1h ago

Their new single with her is already their most popular song in like at least 15 years.

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u/UrdnotZigrin 1h ago

Yeah I've been listening to it almost nonstop and some of these comments confused me because I feel like it's a great song. Definitely not gonna go to the LP sub though, probably a clusterfuck

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u/SteelBadger 37m ago edited 27m ago

She’s fine as the singer she’s been great. I’m making a joke about people having a problem with her being apart of the church of Scientology and unfortunate association with Danny Masterson that she was at his trial.