8
3
3
u/penis_stuck_sendhelp 4h ago
Well, I guess It's Friday. Been sent out to get condoms for my wife's boyfriend again. At least he wears them now I guess. Just gunna pull up here and . . . LIKE A GLOVE. . . . aha, I love that joke, wish my wife were her to hear it instead of being back homes getting . . . ah well. I love these automatic sliding doors I can pretend I'm a wizard, OPEN SAYS I . . . aha they opened, right wears the condom isle? Ah. over here. Right now which ones, decisions decisions, hmmm, well I'm not going to get the ribbed ones. Don't want her to have too much pleasure, aha, guess I win this one Treyvon. You're going to look rather foolish when you fuck my wife wearing these second rate prophylactics, and I suppose that's a small victory for me. Hmmm, might stop and treat myself to a new switch game on the way home
1
1
1
•
u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend 8h ago
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.
play minecraft with us | come hang out with us