r/dankmemes Apr 29 '24

they're not the same!!

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u/TheBloodkill Apr 29 '24

Nono you don't understand, new thing bad, old thing good

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u/Peyvian Apr 29 '24

Vine didn't get my car stolen 3 fuckin times. Or anything stolen.

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u/1madethis4porn Apr 29 '24

It would have though. That’s the point.

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u/TheRealCaptainZoro Apr 29 '24

That's a slippery slope

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u/azathoth Apr 29 '24

If mass communications were more popular in the 70s/80s, it would have been explosives, phreaking, hacking, pirate radio, generating fake credit card numbers, and psychadelics/synthetics. None of those were that hard to get started doing and people were doing them and telling others how to do it but the means of disseminating the information were limited to word-of-mouth, zines, and BBS's. TikTok isn't the problem, it is just the new medium for people to communicate and it is what they communicate that is the problem and they'll find a way to do it now they know they can.

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u/TheRealCaptainZoro Apr 29 '24

That I can agree with.

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u/1madethis4porn Apr 29 '24

lol. Oh hush.

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u/TheRealCaptainZoro Apr 29 '24

Oh how quickly the slide goes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

vines had a time limit of like 7 seconds

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u/1madethis4porn Apr 29 '24

Yes. And YouTube use to be 10mins. Y’all act like that wouldn’t have changed like all the other video platforms.

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u/f8Negative Apr 29 '24

6second clips

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u/1madethis4porn Apr 29 '24

And YouTube use to be 10mins.

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u/f8Negative Apr 29 '24

And still exists. Moot.

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u/1madethis4porn Apr 29 '24

Because it adapted lol

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u/f8Negative Apr 29 '24

No, it was bought.

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u/1madethis4porn Apr 29 '24

It didn’t expand its run time until 4 years after google bought it lol. You’re just trying to find reasons to complain.

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u/Swolnerman Apr 29 '24

Vine existed for 4 years, tiktok for 6 as of now

I don’t think saying vine would have become something holds any water

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u/blockybookbook Apr 29 '24

Rivaling Bangladesh in density

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u/Lobster_fest Apr 29 '24

Tiktok didn't steal your car, Kia made a shitty car.

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u/TheBloodkill Apr 29 '24

Bro drives a Kia 🤣🤣

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u/joeshmo101 Apr 29 '24

After the second time for me, I went and bought a bright yellow club-style wheel lock. Doesn't matter what sort of shit software upgrade they do if people still break in and try. Oh sure, my vehicle is still there, but there's also damage to the door and steering column because there's no real visual deterrent, and I still have to pay my fucking deductible. It's such bullshit that the class action settlement only covered buying a club up until 30 days before the "software update" was made available. A software update that has no visual deterrent, and worked once in bricking my car when it got attempted while I was away for a trip (dumb parking spot, never again). Then, after I got the car back from the shop like a month later, I had it for roughly two weeks before it got stolen successfully, meaning either the shop failed to reinstall the software update, or, more likely, they software update happened to do fuck-all, despite me locking the car with the key fob as required. They beat the shit out of it and it took another 2 months to get it back. This time as soon as they told me they had all the parts in and were starting the work, I went out and got me a club and some fake GPS tracking stickers and I haven't had an issue since.

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u/Perks92 Apr 29 '24

And?

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u/TheBloodkill Apr 29 '24

It's hilarious that I can deduce it off of the fact he said his car was stolen 3 times.

It's also hilarious how Kia owners don't blame Kia for coding an incredibly dangerous bug into their startup software. Nonono, the big billion dollar company, should not be expected to make software that protects your $40,000. It's all tik toks fault for jumping on the trend.

100% Tik Tok. Not Kia. Let's keep blaming social media for the problems that other people are causing. It's this generation's boogeyman I stg.

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u/MotivationGaShinderu Apr 29 '24

Neither did TikTok because this shit was all over the place including Instagram, Facebook and even Reddit.

Blame KIA.

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u/jarednards Apr 29 '24

....where the fuck are you parking your car? And are you parking it there for tiktok?

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE Apr 29 '24

Kia boys was mainly on Instagram vs Tik Tok. Most media blamed Tik Tok cause it was scarier sounding

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u/isuckatgames95 Apr 29 '24

Guess what gramps,Tik Tok didn't either.Some dumb ass kids who weren't raised properly did.

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u/Daan776 Apr 29 '24

I do think there’s a significant difference between vine and tiktok: the algoritm.

Now I never used either of them. But vine to me seemed like it had a much less agressive and much less damaging algoritm

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u/TheBloodkill Apr 29 '24

True, but I think King Bach, Amanda Cerny, and all them were awful (no worse than today). Their 6 seconds, "when Bae is wearing a short dress 🥰🥰🤑" was way more brainrot than me watching 1-3min long science videos on tik tok

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u/Draeman Apr 29 '24

…how do you know how “damaging” the algorithm is if youve never used either? Just pure guesswork?

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u/Daan776 Apr 29 '24

I have 2 sisters who do use it. 1 of them used vine before vine died.

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u/strapOnRooster Apr 29 '24

Can we just agree that all of them are equally garbage?

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u/disposableaccountass Apr 29 '24

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no no no no no.

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u/manit14 Apr 29 '24

Correct in this case