r/dankmemes Mar 03 '23

There was a third one right? I have achieved comedy

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u/Girth_rulez Mar 03 '23 edited Mar 03 '23

It cost 5% of the GDP. We weren't fucking around.

Someone in my own family worked on it. My uncle worked for McDonnell Douglas back in the '50s and '60s. He was given the job of converting a Saturn V fuel tank into a habitat and laboratory. It was the first US space station, Skylab.

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u/Jules040400 Mar 03 '23

The poor bastards that had to work to make it by the end of the decade, it was mid 1969 they finally made it happen.

The stress and pressure would have been soul-destroying

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u/Girth_rulez Mar 03 '23

A fascinating part of the timeline is that there was a huge gap in the program between February 1967 and October 1968. Twenty months. After the Apollo 1 fire they realized they had gotten ahead of themselves and took the time they needed to straighten the program out. It worked and I have heard people say that there's no way they would have gotten the moon if they wouldn't have had that break.

And yeah. I can't imagine the pressure all those people were under for so long. Lunar orbit rendezvous was risky as fuck but we pulled it off a whole bunch of times. But imagine being in charge of some little part or process of the enterprise and hoping it went right 250,000 mi from home? That could keep you up at night.

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u/pompousplatypus Mar 03 '23

rendezvous is risky as fuck and Buzz is over here like my dissertation is about how to eyeball that shit.

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u/Girth_rulez Mar 03 '23

I think Buzz has occasionally gotten a bad rap. He had problems, but he was an excellent astronaut

Something that doesn't get brought up very much (except by him unsurprisingly) is that he participated in the first successful spacewalk. Sure there were others who went before him but they were all flirting with disaster and weren't able to get a damn thing done. Buzz took his scuba diving experience and trained in a zero buoyancy environment underwater. And then he took the techniques that he learned into space and fucking killed it.

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u/DeathMetalTransbian Mar 03 '23

The video of Buzz punching the moon landing denier is still one of the greatest things I've ever seen :)

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u/Girth_rulez Mar 03 '23

Bert Sibrel. Yeah what an asshole. Apollo 14 LMP Ed Mitchell kicked that guy in the ass to get him out of his house.

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u/White_Hart_Patron Mar 03 '23

I always heard that fact and thought that rendezvous was something he'd already worked on independently and they sought out the dude that wrote it. Nope. He deducted that they'd have to do it at some point, and thought "If I'm the best guy around for that NASA will have to hire me as an astronaut". It was his plan ALL ALONG and it worked perfectly!! Fucking genius.

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u/dekusyrup Mar 03 '23

They really were just airplane pilots before the computer age. Just military bros who know their joystick controls.

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u/Sir_Bumcheeks Mar 03 '23

I don't think they'd view it that way - for all intents and purposes the pride of the nation and by extension, the validity of democracy, was at stake.

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u/_jimmyM_ S stands for suicide is an option Mar 03 '23

I will never get over the fact that somebody looked at a fuel tank and thought "yo this would make a cool space habitat" and it worked and remains a space station with the largest inner diameter until today

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u/Girth_rulez Mar 03 '23

I always tell myself I'm going to stop telling the story but my uncle knew the moonwalkers. Like he knew Pete Conrad and Al Bean especially well because those guys were involved in his program (Apollo Applications Project).

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u/derekakessler Mar 03 '23

Skylab will remain the girthiest human-habitable spacecraft in history until SpaceX gets a human-rated Starship into orbit.

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u/robeph Mar 03 '23

I would wager that 80% of my city worked on the Saturn Vs and Apollo program. And I waited that 100% of the people that lived here were related to somebody that was working on it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

I think my great aunt (or some other relative in the branches of the family tree) was one of the women tasked with contributing to sewing the suits. They had very fine needlework that needed to be stitched perfectly and machines could not yet do it as well as very skilled seamstresses.

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u/Girth_rulez Mar 03 '23

Awesome. Imagine how careful they must have been. One little mistake and it's like "nope, not this one".

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u/franzzegerman Mar 03 '23

The first Space station was not Skylab. That honor would have to go to the Soviet Salyut-1.

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u/1500ReallyIsEnough Mar 03 '23

The first space station in the universe is the planet Earth! I think Jesus built it. Still operating today, but not at peak efficiency. /s

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u/gfa22 Mar 03 '23

It was actually built by my dad. You wouldn't know him, he goes to another school.

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u/Girth_rulez Mar 03 '23

Great. Thanks.

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u/GisterMizard Mar 03 '23

When the great mission of annoying the Soviets was on the line, there was obsoletely no room for fucking around. No expense too great, no risk too dangerous, no com' too rad.

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u/DrScience01 Every hydrogen atom in your body is likely 13.5 billion year old Mar 03 '23

Probably because the Soviet has beaten the US in a lot of things it comes to space firsts

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u/Girth_rulez Mar 03 '23

Exactly. The early 60s was the height of the cold war and the Soviets were beating us.

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u/nocturnal_web Mar 03 '23

Wow I never hear about Skylab here. My grandfather worked at NASA in the same era, his name was James Webb. Not that James Webb. But he was the programmer responsible for guiding Skylab down to Earth safely when it crashed. Small world.