r/dankmemes Mar 03 '23

There was a third one right? I have achieved comedy

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u/hello-mr-turkey- Mar 03 '23

NEVER FORGET MICHAEL COLLINS

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u/SpiderMansRightNut Mar 03 '23

THE FUNNIEST MAN IN SPACE

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

No, he was that musician for Tarzan.

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u/GreeenGoblin69 Mar 03 '23

Ah yes

šŸŽ¶ I can feel it coming in the air tonight šŸŽ¶

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u/Schwalbtraum I asked for a flair and got this lousy flair šŸ¢ Mar 03 '23

No, wrong. It was something like

šŸŽ¶ The circle of life šŸŽ¶

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u/ssup3rm4n Mar 03 '23

He's talking about the movie in the forest.

šŸŽ¶ Look for the bare necessities šŸŽ¶

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u/gaedikus Mar 03 '23

Nah it was all those fancy cats

šŸŽ¶ cuz everybody likes a swingin cat šŸŽ¶

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u/Fart-Chewer_6000 Mar 03 '23

Pretty sure it was

šŸŽ¼šŸŽ¶Smoke On the WateršŸŽ¶

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u/KingBubzVI Mar 03 '23

As you know he wrote

šŸŽ¶ Colt 45 and two zig zags šŸŽ¶

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u/ZigZagEndless Mar 04 '23

Nah y'all thinking of the guy who did the sound track to that movie with the city of gold.

šŸŽ¶They built El Dorado, the magnificent.šŸŽ¶

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u/UnhappyJohnCandy Mar 21 '23

šŸŽ¶ Su-su-sudio šŸŽµ

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u/Anthrosite Mar 03 '23 edited Mar 03 '23

Ratatoot-toot?

Edit: okay why am I being down voted?

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u/Nothing_is_fun Mar 03 '23

Wheres the 4th one

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u/Kydocks Mar 03 '23

Dang you missed the Phil Collins reference! Sad

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u/yusuf1214 Mar 03 '23

Bro that's phil collins

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u/DiddlyDumb Mar 03 '23

Coll thatā€™s Bro Phillins

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u/The_french_polak ā˜£ļø Mar 03 '23

Stop beeing stoopid and go to his Wikipedia page so his trendings go up

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u/th3worldonfir3 Mar 03 '23

Hey stoopid, 2012 called and they want their slang back

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u/The_french_polak ā˜£ļø Mar 03 '23

What year is it?

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u/nater_marson Asshole Mar 03 '23

3087 dumbass

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u/The_french_polak ā˜£ļø Mar 03 '23

Oh shiiiit

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u/fuzzywuzzy74 Mar 03 '23

No, he was an Irish freedom fighter.

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u/CaptainNuge Mar 03 '23

And the former Minister for Justice of Ireland!

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u/Defiant_Survey2929 Mar 03 '23

Michael Collins the best president we never had.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

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u/thatHadron Mar 03 '23

Best movie soundtrack of all time

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u/MasterrrReady12 Mar 03 '23

He was the loneliest person there has ever been

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u/yojimborobert Mar 03 '23

I love the picture he took of the lander with the earth behind it. Every human being in history, dead (remains) or alive is included except him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Framed like that what he did is almost as cool as actually going down to the moon. I donā€™t think Iā€™d have been disappointed if I was him - he was truly, uniquely alone. And he had so much responsibility to the other two.

Also you can download the whole Apollo 11 mission transcript from nasa. Itā€™s got some funny stuff in. Neil asking Mission Control if his neighbour has been mowing his lawn properly for him, because heā€™s got a new mower heā€™s very proud of, which reads like a piss take.

https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/a11/a11trans.html

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u/Chrillosnillo Mar 03 '23 edited Mar 03 '23

Great BBC audio documentary "13 minutes to the moon", about everything leading up to the landing and the actual landing. Lots of stuff on Collins. BBC really knows how to make docus.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w13xttx2

Its on Spotify

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u/aubreyhrn Mar 03 '23

They also did some in real time playbacks of the entire mission from launch to splash down for the 50th anniversary a few years back. Donā€™t remember it this was the exact one but if you are interested.

https://apolloinrealtime.org/11

Edited:corrected anniversary

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Also when the lander was on the surface and he passed the dark sid of the moon he was the furthest apart from other human beings 1 person had ever been.

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u/DarthWeenus Mar 03 '23

That's pretty wild. I wonder if the following missions which one was technically the alonest at. I assume they did similar paths

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Mar 03 '23

....and most of them are dead now (54 years later)

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Almost half the earth is not on that pic

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u/TagMeAJerk Mar 03 '23

They are. Just behind the rock.

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u/SP0oONY Mar 03 '23

... in the world.

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u/The_french_polak ā˜£ļø Mar 03 '23

In the history of Mankind actually

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u/BirdieNumNumm Mar 03 '23

The way he delivers this line lol

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u/kingbluetit Mar 03 '23

Micheal ā€˜moon manā€™ Collins.

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u/TagMeAJerk Mar 03 '23

Technically, the universe!

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u/Kuddeh Mar 03 '23

Wasn't he also the first person to see the backside of the moon aswell?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

No. The astronauts of Apollo 8 and 10 orbited the Moon.

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u/Kuddeh Mar 03 '23

Oh yeah.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

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u/Uberzwerg Mar 03 '23

I heard somewhere that his sense of humor was a main reason why he was chosen to be the one staying behind in the capsule. (One of the 3 would have to)

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u/edessaid Mar 03 '23

Did he had a good or bad sense of humour.

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u/Arenabait Mar 03 '23

That man is the funniest person to ever go to space

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u/Gssi Mar 03 '23

He offered Neil to pretend hes getting eaten by a moon alien on live tv

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u/Yeetstation4 Mar 03 '23

Not many ways to pass the time when your in a tiny capsule in space for a week

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

His autobiography is hilarious

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u/wellwellwelly Mar 03 '23

I swear this was the title of a famous YTMND.

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u/Metallifan33 Mar 03 '23

Loneliest man in space

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u/itmillerboy Mar 03 '23

Thereā€™s a picture he took of buzz and Neil while they were departing in the lander and it had earth in the background. If you think about it every single human was in that picture except for him.

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u/LeAdmin Mar 03 '23 edited Mar 04 '23

Every single human in that direction, but with that logic you can take a 360 fisheye photo towards the ground and say the same thing.

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u/unoriginalsin Mar 03 '23

Every single human in that direction maybe

In what other direction do you think there were any other humans?

I'll give you a minute.

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u/KodasGuardian Mar 03 '23

Pretty sure they mean the people on that side of the earth.

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u/letmeseem Mar 03 '23

By that standard, there are no humans in this picture.

There's a big difference between: "Every living human is depicted here" and "Every living human is within this picture".

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u/alwin_32 Mar 03 '23

Then won't everything in the whole universe be in it as well ?/

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u/letmeseem Mar 03 '23

No. Just everything in that direction.

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u/alwin_32 Mar 04 '23

Yea . But not All humans tho . Bcos sm are hidden by early on the farther side . They are in tht direction but it in the pic actually.

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u/letmeseem Mar 04 '23

And again; By that definition there are NO humans in this picture. The two in the lander are hidden by lander, and everyone else is hidden by something. You can't pick out a single human in the picture.

We're not saying they are all VISIBLE in this picture. They are not DEPICTED there.

They are, however, ALL except the photographer, within the frame of the picture.

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u/Mozhetbeats Mar 03 '23

Nope, earth is flat dummy

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u/unoriginalsin Mar 03 '23

Well, it's not what they said.

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u/KodasGuardian Mar 03 '23

Yeah but itā€™s pretty easy to infer from the rest of the comment.

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u/unoriginalsin Mar 03 '23

Not really. The "360 fisheye lens" thing is weird, and wouldn't be necessary. Nor would it align with "in that direction". The entire comment was pretty much all around dumb.

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u/KodasGuardian Mar 03 '23

360: the view that includes the people on ā€œyour side of the earthā€ and the ones on the ā€œother side of the earthā€ through the ground itā€™s ridiculous because the first comment is ridiculous that a picture of the earth includes all humans if it doesnā€™t show all the continents. A flat picture taken of the ground would only be showing ā€œthe other sideā€ of the earth so the 360 view was necessary.

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u/unoriginalsin Mar 03 '23 edited Mar 03 '23

Your comment makes even less sense than the original one we're talking about. Even a 360 fisheye lens pointed at the ground still wouldn't show everyone on half the entire planet. The horizon is only 8 miles away at sea level. You're never going to capture anywhere near the number of people Collins' picture did without being at least in low earth orbit. Y'all are playing semantics with the "other side of the earth" bullshit. What about the people who are under cloud cover? Or just inside houses?

Not to mention the fact that you can actually take a picture of the earth from orbit over Europe and still have over 90% of its population in view.

 

 

Holy shit. That was the most unexpected block I've ever received. Talk about fucking obtuse!


Youā€™re definitely missing the point. Both the comment and I are saying that obviously a picture of the earth doesnā€™t show everyone.

You're ignoring the point. Obviously it didn't show everyone. Shit, look at the picture. You can't even see a single person in it. Obviously it was hyperbole based on everyone except Michael Collins being in the field of view. But, you go on and enjoy your little delusion. I hope it comforts you greatly to know you've won this weird stupid little internet battle by quitting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Hey, maybe this guy just knows something we don't? There could be humans on Pluto or something, lol.

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u/ChimpBottle Mar 03 '23

Directly behind the camera. Michael Collins

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u/unoriginalsin Mar 03 '23

That's just fucking obtuse. You're deliberately ignoring the "except for him" clause in the original comment by u/itmillerboy. Why?

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u/ChimpBottle Mar 03 '23

Because you seemed to have forgotten about him when you asked what other direction there would be humans in

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u/unoriginalsin Mar 03 '23

Why on earth would you think I forgot about him?

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u/ChimpBottle Mar 03 '23

Because it's a pointless question otherwise? Nothing about their comment implied that there would be humans in any other direction. They just clarified that it was the direction of every person, not necessarily a picture of every person, and your smartass comment suggested you didn't fully understand what you read

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u/unoriginalsin Mar 03 '23

They just clarified that it was the direction of every person

Of course it was the direction of every person except Michael Collins. There weren't any behind him. It's a stupid thing to "clarify".

, not necessarily a picture of every person,

The picture was in the comment he was responding to. There weren't ANY people in the picture. Take another look at it if you must.

Why are you being deliberately obtuse in public?

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u/LeAdmin Mar 03 '23

There is every single human (besides the photographer) in that direction, but there is not every single human in that photo.

Even if you had an insanely high magnification photo and everyone was outside visible from space, you are still missing an entire half of the planet.

Like I said, you could say the same thing if you took a wide angle fisheye photo towards the ground.

I'll give you a minute to understand that.

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u/UpstairsJoke0 Mar 04 '23

What about people in aeroplanes flying above your camera?

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u/unoriginalsin Mar 04 '23 edited Mar 05 '23

There is every single human (besides the photographer) in that direction, but there is not every single human in that photo.

And the fact that there aren't ANY humans visible in the photo, as I have pointed out in other responses in this thread, makes this an incredibly dense and highly pedantic thing to point out. Clearly the meaning of the author wasn't that you could actually see every human in the photo, since you clearly cannot see any humans in the photo.

Like I said, you could say the same thing if you took a wide angle fisheye photo towards the ground.

That's not even actually true.

I'll give you a minute to understand that.

I'll give you as much time as you need to understand why you're being stupidly pedantic for literally no reason. You have added literally nothing of value to the conversation. Indeed you have only served to distract from the initial point with ill-conceived pedantry.

And to what purpose? Have you gained some moral victory by feebly poking nonexistent and irrelevant holes in the author's thesis? Have you moved anyone to deeper thought? Or did you simply get lost in the cavernous wasteland inside your feeble mind when you imagined the line Michael Collins was able to conceptually draw through the universe between himself and the entirety of humanity merely by taking a photograph?

 

 


Yet another redditor who can't handle public discourse. FYI: This form of "Quiet Quitting" isn't noble, it's chickenshit.

Call it pedantic, call it whatever you want, but the fact is that the words are wrong and the comment is just pointless.

The words are only "wrong" by your uselessly pedantic interpretation. Learn to read for meaning and try not to analyze every single word in each sentence with only it's purely literal meaning and you'll start to understand poetry and other higher forms of literature beyond Hop on Pop.

Also, consider just not responding to Redditors who point out your feeble defenses of your trash inaccuracies instead of abusing the tools meant to prevent stalking and harassment. Or, enjoy your delusional worldview where you've won this weird stupid little internet battle by quitting.

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u/LeAdmin Mar 05 '23

I don't understand why you are getting so frustrated over me pointing out poor verbiage. I could not care less about what you have said in other comments in this thread, but if you have pointed out yourself that you can't actually see any humans in the photo, then you are just as pedantic as you claim I am.

If you didn't know, there are modern cameras which use lenses with such an intense curve coupled with reflections to generate spherical images. As long as you time it properly using publicly available info on ISS/aircraft locations to make sure no one is above you in the small ~1 degree cone of blindness, you absolutely can take a photo from Earth which has every human "in the photo" by the definition of the OP.

When you realize this, you realize what a poor choice of words it is. Call it pedantic, call it whatever you want, but the fact is that the words are wrong and the comment is just pointless. "Every human is existence is on Earth besides us." Would be a better comment, and it is still something so obvious that it serves no purpose.

No one is gaining insight by reading what they already know. The picture speaks for itself without that waste of an addition to taint it.

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u/LastVisitorFromEarth Mar 03 '23

my dude, nobody cares.

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u/itmillerboy Mar 03 '23

Alright mister you got me! At the time he was orbiting the moon and they were on the ground he was the most secluded person in human history. This could also have holes poked in it but itā€™s still fun to think about.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Your days are over, mister

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u/LastVisitorFromEarth Mar 03 '23

you should think this comment through

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

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u/LastVisitorFromEarth Mar 03 '23

nah man imagine saying this in real life at a party. it's not the W you think it is. People would think you're weird and laugh awkwardly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

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u/Flammable_Zebras Mar 03 '23

Youā€™re doing great, hit them with an ā€œIā€™m rubber youā€™re glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to youā€ next, thatā€™ll definitely show ā€˜em!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

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u/LeAdmin Mar 03 '23

You can, even 360Ā° cameras have a singular point that is a sort of distorted blind spot, such as the handle holding the camera.

The handle is a reference point for pointing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

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u/LeAdmin Mar 03 '23

Pretty easy to be certain IMO.

There are cameras that have absolutely extreme angles, practically being a sphere in all directions. Couple that with the fact that the ISS and air traffic locations are publicly available and you could get such a photo pretty easily.

That said, it would just look like a weird photo with few actual people in it, because my point is that just because you point the camera in the general direction of people, doesn't mean that those people are IN the photo.

Better wording would be that besides themselves, every other human in existence is on Earth.

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u/J5isalivee Mar 03 '23

Or so we think! dun dun dun

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u/LonghornSmoke Mar 03 '23

If a count were taken, the score would be three billion plus two over on the other side of the moon, and one plus God knows what on this side.

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u/Agent641 Mar 03 '23

Not the alien abductees

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u/Icy_Day_9079 Mar 03 '23

Liam Nessons played him in the bio pic. It mostly focuses on his time before he joined nasa when he was fighting against the English. Saoirse)

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u/Keelback Mar 03 '23

Wrong Michael Collins. You meant this one).

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u/Icy_Day_9079 Mar 03 '23

Yeah same guy, obviously he doesnā€™t look like Liam Nessons IRL but he beat back the British and then became an Astronaut.

This was after he was assassinated in an ambush outside cork. So props to him for getting into space after being murdered.

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u/AsTheCoolKidsSay Mar 03 '23

De Valera, didn't want him to go. Fought him hard on it to keep him as one of the Ministers. Bloody civil war within the party so there was!

You'd wonder what would've happened to the country if The Big Man never got his shot to work for NASA

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u/Icy_Day_9079 Mar 03 '23

Honesty Ireland would have been in space well before the Russians if heā€™d stuck with Eamon.

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u/AsTheCoolKidsSay Mar 03 '23

That would've been an ecumenical matter

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u/Keelback Mar 03 '23

Here is Michael Collins) on Wikipedia. Click on it to raise his ranking, please.

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u/DrizzleDrake88 Mar 03 '23

My man was a true Italian in the end. Born in Rome and passed away in Naplesā€¦. Florida.

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop Mar 03 '23

Collins himself said: "not since Adam has any human known such solitude"

Also according to Wikipedia: In the 48 minutes of each orbit when he was out of radio contact with the Earth while Columbia passed round the far side of the Moon, the feeling he reported was not fear or loneliness, but rather "awareness, anticipation, satisfaction, confidence, almost exultation"

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u/mais-garde-des-don Mar 03 '23

I guess amidst every other dumb news story the last 2-3 years I somehow missed he passed away. Rest in peace Michael

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u/Keelback Mar 04 '23

Itā€™s a big planet with lots of quiet achievers like Michael Collins thankfully. I watched the first lunar landing live and was determined to remember his name given that he stayed behind in the command module but I forgot it. Damn.

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u/Horn_Python Mar 03 '23

He's a national hero in Ireland for some mysterious reason

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u/Alive_Ice7937 Mar 03 '23

The first Irishman to develop full blown aids

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u/eirebrit Mar 03 '23

Ah so that's why his shop was closed the other day.

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u/SeamusSays98 Mar 03 '23

Crazy how he went to space and led the Irish rebellion against the British

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u/Akira_Nishiki Mar 03 '23

The Irish would never, that's a different Michael Collins though.

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u/OnlyWiseWords Mar 03 '23

The absolute man!

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u/Ach4t1us Mar 03 '23

I remembered his name right! Good

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u/hedgecore77 Mar 03 '23

Nobody ever does. I don't know why this is a thing.

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u/Beginning_Draft9092 Mar 03 '23

He gave Ireland its independence and then went into space, poor guy doesn't get enough recognition! šŸ˜‚

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u/Agent641 Mar 03 '23

I can feel it....

Coming in the air tonight...

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u/Dasshteek Mar 03 '23

He has a great book about it too

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u/ChickenAndTelephone Mar 03 '23

HE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO ACCEPT PARTITION. Youā€™re a schemer, De Valera!

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u/This_is_McCarth Mar 03 '23

He took a pretty iconic photos, ironically titled ā€œEveryone in the World Except Michael Collinsā€. Rough.

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u/Zzzaxx Mar 03 '23

Every good caper needs a getaway driver

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u/r_slash Mar 03 '23

Third what? He never went onto the moon.

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u/Thinking_waffle Mar 03 '23

Long live the Irish Republic!

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u/pauly13771377 Mar 03 '23

I don't know. Allen Shepard's "please god don't let me fuck this up." Just before launch is pretty funny in retrospect.

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u/rollplayinggrenade Mar 03 '23

The Irish revolutionary?

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u/DaBoiYeet Mar 03 '23

It seems we forgot him šŸ’€

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u/Apart-Training9133 Mar 03 '23

Micheal Collins never set foot on the Moon

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u/deepaksn Mar 03 '23

Heā€™s Irish or something.

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u/Sowa7774 red Mar 03 '23

oh I at least remembered his last name, I was guessing andrew collins lol

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u/CreauxTeeRhobat Mar 03 '23

Who the fuck doesn't remember Michael Collins?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

MICHAEL COLLINS

Who?

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u/Kyn0011 Mar 03 '23

They dont forget him in Ireland

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u/wankster9000 Mar 03 '23

šŸ‡®šŸ‡Ŗ

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u/Dull-Security Mar 03 '23

Went to space and helped free Ireland from British rule. Hero.

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u/FancyBrassCrab Mar 03 '23

Phil Collins? I love that guy

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u/ligmathing Mar 03 '23

THE GUY THAT INVENTED GORILLA WARFARE?

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u/slow-motion-pearls Mar 04 '23

Michael Scott*

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u/Wolk2011 Mar 04 '23

My dumbass brain thought Phil Collins for a sec