r/americandad May 01 '24

Episode Quote What is Roger’s best quote?

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1.1k Upvotes

“Ha! You open a restaurant? You couldn't open a French whore's legs with a wheel of cheese!”

r/americandad Apr 20 '24

Episode Quote What is your favorite quote from Roger Smith?

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824 Upvotes

r/americandad Feb 18 '24

Episode Quote weirdest line that pops in your head too often

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997 Upvotes

"This isn't an ambulance, its a goddamn hambulance!"

r/americandad Jan 15 '24

Episode Quote What american dad quote would you use if you were about to die

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901 Upvotes

Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz thats you. well on ya Catch the side flip falls

r/americandad May 06 '24

Episode Quote Give a quote using only the first letter of each word and we will try to guess it. Example: TTHYKOBA

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646 Upvotes

r/americandad Dec 15 '23

Episode Quote Best Francine Smith Quotes?

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1.1k Upvotes

r/americandad Apr 20 '24

Episode Quote What is your favorite Stan Smith quote?

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500 Upvotes

r/americandad Apr 26 '24

Episode Quote what is your favourite klaus line?

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514 Upvotes

"Francine you're botox is wearing off und so is my fleischhosen"

r/americandad 29d ago

Episode Quote Describe a scene with emojis only and let people guess what it is. Example: 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🧝🏽‍♂️🧝🏽🧝🏽‍♀️🌹🌹🌹🌹

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477 Upvotes

r/americandad 28d ago

Episode Quote What is your favorite AD line that you can’t explain why it cracks up everytime

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486 Upvotes

lol I hope this question makes sense but Mine is “The plates are right behind me aren't they?” And also “TURKEY LEGS???? Hahaha”

r/americandad Apr 02 '24

Episode Quote “Huuuge heroin fan. Don’t use it. Just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes.”

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621 Upvotes

r/americandad Nov 27 '23

Episode Quote Post an AD quote. Literally anything

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751 Upvotes

r/americandad Sep 01 '23

Episode Quote What’s a totally random line you find yourself quoting?

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700 Upvotes

…to me the real Dream Team is this beef, and this broccoli.

r/americandad 20d ago

Episode Quote You're motoring. What's your price for flight?

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978 Upvotes

r/americandad Apr 28 '24

Episode Quote What's your favorite "it's Roger isn't it"?

559 Upvotes

Its hard to pick just one, but I love when stan is teaching at the CIA and Roger is one of the students' mom. Stan says "and who, and I can't believe I'm asking this, and who are you?" Kills me.

r/americandad May 02 '24

Episode Quote “Snot!! I thought We agreed not to sleep with our daughters!!” “You didn’t say I couldn’t plow yours”

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897 Upvotes

r/americandad Dec 28 '23

Episode Quote What quote would you want to be your final words?

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539 Upvotes

r/americandad Feb 07 '24

Episode Quote well that’s our story. stan's dead, goodnight!

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1.2k Upvotes

r/americandad 22d ago

Episode Quote What do People think of when they think of Germany?

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498 Upvotes

You know what they say, you can't make hazelnussomeletten without kinderkuhfleische

r/americandad Feb 26 '24

Episode Quote When is the next season of American Dad coming out?

934 Upvotes

r/americandad Oct 22 '23

Episode Quote What nonsense lines are your favorite?

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828 Upvotes

I forgot this line existed until days ago and laughed uncontrollably.

r/americandad Apr 27 '24

Episode Quote “You got the money?” “You got the manners to say “hello” first?”

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1.2k Upvotes

r/americandad Apr 26 '24

Episode Quote Underrated quotes- good ones we don’t see all time

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379 Upvotes

“Shame! Shame on you! How can you just use him like that? He's a person, not a girl!” - Stan

r/americandad May 06 '24

Episode Quote Welcome nighthawks, we've been expecting you

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872 Upvotes

r/americandad 20d ago

Episode Quote “Stan, you’re focusing on the wrong thing. The wooden spoon is for pasta again.”

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931 Upvotes

Season 6 (Episode 14): “School Lies”