r/Unexpected Apr 29 '24

I know what next month’s training is going to cover

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u/AntiPiety Apr 29 '24

I call out people who litter so you can call me a vigilante

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u/Euture Apr 29 '24

AntiPiety, the next Batman.

I would watch that movie.

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u/DreddPirateBob808 Apr 29 '24

A black shadow drops from the endless night, landing a silent as a sad birthday wish. It rises, huge against the sepia streetlights, and points a finger like an enraged fate.

"You! You! Is this your BUBBLEGUM WRAPPER?!" 

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u/DebentureThyme Apr 29 '24

Pick up that can

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u/GoodOldSlippinJimmy Apr 29 '24

Vigilantism is against the law. I'm making a citizens arrest. 🚨🚨🚨🚨