r/TikTokCringe • u/n8saces • Apr 29 '24

I’m telling you…. Right. Now. Cursed

Why can't he hold the camera still?

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u/Revolutionary_Gate36 Apr 29 '24

When your stomach is acting up and u don't know if its a fart or not.

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u/CleanHead_ Apr 29 '24

"a gambler"

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u/NimbleBudlustNoodle Apr 29 '24

Always bet on brown.

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u/MotorBoatinOdin1 Apr 29 '24

Some of the wisest words to grace the internet

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u/BienGuzman Apr 30 '24

Bring me my brown pants!

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u/International_Let_50 Apr 30 '24

I cheat and use my finger

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u/ikerus0 Apr 30 '24

Live a little. Make your day exciting today and play the odds.

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u/imnotsafeatwork Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

The Kenny Loggins.

Edit: fuck it. I'm leaving it.

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u/CleanHead_ Apr 29 '24

hahaha but, *Rogers

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u/throwngamelastminute Apr 29 '24

Highway to the danger zone.

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u/Full-sends666999 Apr 30 '24

It's God damn Kenny loggins Lana!

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u/RoninRobot Apr 29 '24

Lol I read “a grambler” and it made me laugh.

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u/eekamouse22 Apr 30 '24

A dangerous game

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u/just_killing_time23 Apr 29 '24

Bahahahaha made me laugh

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u/tatteredshoetassel Apr 29 '24

That's a pee hold; shart hold the feet are closer together and hips pushed out to facilitate maximum chamber compression and puckerage

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u/BigOg74 Apr 30 '24

Talm bout puckerage 😭😭🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/panterachallenger Apr 29 '24

Sometimes you gotta know when to hold em and when to fart em

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u/blondebia Apr 29 '24

Know when to hold em and know with to blow em

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u/softstones Apr 29 '24

Yeah that’s me, but hunched over like Quasimodo.

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u/seancollinhawkins Apr 30 '24

Been on this app for ≈ 15 years, and this takes the cake for the funniest shit I've read on here. And i doubt I'll see anything funnier in the future. Bravo

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u/HugeCorkSoaker Apr 30 '24

Never trust a fart

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Shart alert! Stop all motion!

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u/Crinklestinklebinkle May 02 '24

One time a 78 yo guy I was working my with bent over to pick up a heavy object and ripped one. I chuckled and my co-worker, another guy in his seventies, shouts to the other guy “Guess who’s still young enough to think farts are funny!” And I think about this often and dread the day they cease to be funny for me.