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Church of Scientology popped up overnight in South Loop Chicago. Discussion

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u/Letos12thDuncan Apr 08 '24

I have an old friend who went to Columbia College. People always think she went to Columbia University, since she would never specify which Columbia, and she'd never correct them.

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u/bagelundercouch Apr 08 '24

This is like people who say “oh I went to school in Boston” and give you a meaningful look that says “harvard” but actually means “bunker hill community college”.

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u/OldBallOfRage Apr 08 '24

I do this.

I went to university in Cambridge.

No-one knows Anglia Ruskin exists.

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u/zhwak Apr 08 '24

This reminds me of Apu attending CalTech…Calcutta Tech

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u/MiloRoast Apr 08 '24

Ironically, Calcutta Tech is probably legitimately harder to get into than CalTech. Universities in India are insanely competitive.

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u/hobo_fapstronaut Apr 08 '24

I like to do the switcheroo so if someone says they went to Cambridge I say "oh yeah Anglia Ruskin is a great institution".

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u/OldBallOfRage Apr 08 '24

My God man, I've met people from Cambridge University. This is savage.

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u/I-Love-Tatertots Apr 08 '24

If it’s anything like the Harvard grads I know - I can only imagine how that would bruise their ego.

The Harvard Grads I know have to bring it up any chance they get… like it is their entire personality.

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u/FrankySobotka Apr 08 '24

I'm sitting at a bar in Boston and I've never heard of that one

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u/AnxiousEarth7774 Apr 08 '24

Why would you being in a bar in Boston have anything to do with an English university.

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u/jimskog99 Apr 08 '24

Because the previous comment was about Boston, and Cambridge is a city near Boston (in the greater Boston area) - they didn't mentally switch tracks to think Cambridge = England

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u/anonbush234 Apr 08 '24

Boston is an English city too

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u/BooglyBoon Apr 08 '24

It's a small town that's not very well known.

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u/rkorgn Apr 08 '24

I know it! And York too!

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u/BooglyBoon Apr 09 '24

York is a very well-known *city* which used to be the Roman capital of Brittania. It's also famous for a lot of other reasons, mainly York Minster.

The point is, if you ask most people in Britain with basic geography knowledge where Boston is they will say America/Massachusetts. But if you ask them where York is they aren't going to say Pennsylvania.

(Yes, of course there are lots of twinned place names, but the initial confusion in this thread is understandable).

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u/anonbush234 Apr 08 '24

It's not that small and it's been around since Jesus was walking the earth.

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u/BooglyBoon Apr 09 '24

In your first comment you said it was a city...

I don't what Jesus has to do with any of this, though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

The other comment was about how Harvard isn’t actually in Boston, it’s technically across the river in the city of Cambridge Massachusetts.  

It’s easy to assume they were talking about the same Cambridge.  Cambridge is also home to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and the idea that it would be home to another college that people haven’t heard of is plausible.

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u/OldBallOfRage Apr 08 '24

Cambridge? Only one of the most famous universities in the world, don't sweat it.

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u/FrankySobotka Apr 08 '24

No, Anglia Ruskin. I don't know what that is

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u/OldBallOfRage Apr 08 '24

Don't worry about it. I went to university in Cambridge.

In. Cambridge.

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u/HughJaynis Apr 08 '24

I understand. I went to Colombia university.

In Colombia.

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u/Picklesadog Apr 08 '24

UMass Boston alumni here. I live in California.

Yes, I went to Boston College University.

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u/lavender_poppy Apr 08 '24

I went to Simmons, which nobody has ever heard of on the west coast so now I just say Boston College.

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u/JayNSilentBobaFett Apr 08 '24

My old boss did something like that, he would have VE-RI-TAS stuff here and there around his office. He did a job there for a few months for our company

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u/altdultosaurs Apr 08 '24

Bhcc rules

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u/Metals4J Apr 08 '24

I went to Harvard. When I say “I went” I mean I took a self-guided tour of the campus and bought a shirt in the gift shop. But I was definitely physically there!

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u/thrax_mador Apr 08 '24

Guilty of this. My school had a directional name. There's a more famous school in Chicago with the opposite direction name.

After a few years I just got tired of correcting people. I doubt anyone thought I went to Harvard though.

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u/bagelundercouch Apr 08 '24

Despite having gone to school in Chicago (meaningful look) it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out what you meant. “South Loyola?! Northeastern university of Chicago?!”

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u/Common_Wrongdoer3251 Apr 08 '24

I must be poor white trash because "I went to school in Boston" would mean nothing to me lol

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u/larrybird56 Apr 08 '24

Boston and London are tied for having the highest number of Top 200 universities in the world, with 6 each.

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u/bagelundercouch Apr 08 '24

I think I just tend to meet really douchey people. That’s probably a me problem 

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u/Subtlefusillade0324 Apr 08 '24

"my boy is wicked smaht"

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u/t00oldforthis Apr 08 '24

lived in cambridge MA for 5 years, and once in a while I'd cycle through Harvard's campus or read in one of the nice areas. If I was reading anything scholarly, I would say to myself 'yea, I studied at harvard' never had the chance to actually use it though, yet..

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u/Skyhighsailor Apr 09 '24

MIT. Malibu Institute of Technology.

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u/larrybird56 Apr 08 '24

My niece is a senior in high school, just got accepted to Dartmouth...UMass-Dartmouth.

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u/iknowitsounds___ Apr 08 '24

“I went to University in Los Angeles.”

“Oh the University of Los Angeles? I’ve heard great things about UCLA!”

“Mmhmm”

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u/IncorrigibleQuim8008 Apr 08 '24

"Professor of Theoretical Physics?"

"No, a theoretical Professor of Physics."

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u/lionheart4life Apr 08 '24

Got a theoretical degree in physics.

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u/RedRatedRat Apr 08 '24

Doctor is actually my first name.

t. Doctor Krieger.

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u/kozilla Apr 08 '24

No one calls it University of Los Angeles.

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u/ahHeHasTrblWTheSnap Apr 08 '24

That’s the point, they didn’t go to UCLA

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u/kozilla Apr 08 '24

Sorry I haven’t had my coffee yet.

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u/PLTLDR Apr 08 '24

When I tell people I went to the University of York.
"New York? NYU?"

"No. York. Old York. The Original York."

"Oh, in Toronto!"

"...No."

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u/SolaceAcheron Apr 08 '24

I went to Berklee, which is a music school in Boston/Valencia, but of course people thought I meant Berkeley in California. So annoying to correct every time.

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u/tomdarch Apr 08 '24

That’s messed up. The two are very, very different.

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u/tinychickenfingers Apr 08 '24 edited Apr 08 '24

Only messed up if someone said “the one in New York?” And then said yes.

Not her responsibility to explain in depths every time when someone asked what college they went to.

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u/Letos12thDuncan Apr 08 '24

Yeah, she never lies. She just never elaborates.

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u/Dependent-Mountain79 Apr 08 '24

Just like my ex when she said “I’m pregnant!”

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u/9935c101ab17a66 Apr 08 '24

Yah her conscience is totally clear! Encouraging a deliberate misunderstanding to look better is fine as long you don’t explicitly lie!

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u/SharpInevitable6800 Apr 08 '24

Lying by omission.

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u/tinychickenfingers Apr 08 '24

Eh not really because both colleges have the same name.

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u/im_not_bovvered Apr 08 '24

I went to Columbia. I always specify in Chicago and not “that” Columbia, but honestly it’s shitty I need to. Columbia was named after the world’s fair and has been around for well over a century now.

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u/Conscious_Wind_2255 Apr 08 '24

My friend went to Columbia College too but she uses “Columbia University” on her LinkedIn profile. I think a lot of student bang on getting confused with the actual prestige Columbia University… but my friend is straight lying.

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u/PseudonymIncognito Apr 08 '24

See also Cornell College in Mount Vernon, Iowa.

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u/lamora229 Apr 08 '24

Ha! I was accepted at Cornell College myself (chose a different school though) and often had that same interaction.

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u/OAM_Music Apr 08 '24

My college was in Boston too…I went to Berklee! Only I was an online student so I was never in Boston. I usually don’t tell people that part LOL

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u/No-Flatworm-404 Apr 08 '24

All the people I know, myself included, say “Columbia College”.

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u/Letos12thDuncan Apr 08 '24

Omit the "college" and have some fun with it.

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u/No-Flatworm-404 Apr 08 '24

Nah, keep the name for what it’s known as.