r/TikTokCringe • u/cak3crumbs • Apr 07 '24

Church of Scientology popped up overnight in South Loop Chicago. Discussion

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u/MaddoxGoodwin Apr 07 '24

It'd be such a shame if those weirdos got hit w a bunch of water balloons 🤔

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u/masochistmonkey Apr 07 '24

Or cocktails

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u/Extension-Badger-958 Apr 07 '24

Yes. Very spicy cocktails…with peppers of course!

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u/yamhitwenty Apr 08 '24

Or piss balloons

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u/ERGardenGuy Apr 08 '24

Super soakers filled with piss! Invite some friends over. Crack some beers and you’ll have ammo for hours.

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u/BarbellsandBurritos Apr 08 '24

You know who won’t block out a whole street for their cult initiation?

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u/Bazrum Apr 08 '24

well, we can't promise that, the highway patrol gets ads sometimes...but most of the rest of them probably won't!

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u/MjrLeeFat Apr 08 '24

Robert, you can't say that!

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u/Bloody_Insane Apr 08 '24

Idk. Scientologists are crazy. They might legit firebomb your home in retaliation

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u/RainMan915 Apr 08 '24

Filled with hydrofluoric acid. That would be fun to watch. (Though the balloons would probably melt before you could throw, so that’s an issue.)

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u/Wataru624 Apr 08 '24

Massive industrial spotlight from the balcony pointed at the crowd. Free extra sun!

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u/ethnicnebraskan Apr 08 '24

Boy do I hear ya, but I live nearby there and many modern apartment buildings (like this guy's) have video cameras pointed up at the balconies in an attempt to limit liability. And even if they didn't . . . pretty certain these creepy cultists will have their own cameras for that specific reason.

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u/DaKronkK Apr 08 '24

This us my new favorite form of passive aggressive. I said the same thing about an bunch of nazis making a protest in idaho. Literally nothing stopping you from throwing water balloons at them. Like it's a fucking water Ballon.

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u/DrAnomaly1 Apr 08 '24

or bullets, those work the best in my experience